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"It is I, the Assistant Director, um, of the play...of life!" "This isn't in the script!" "Follow my lead. You're a genius! You crashed this bell on purpose. For this bell is a metaphor, is it not?" "It is?" "Whether it's our families' expectations to WOOORK, in the coal miiiine! Ooor, if it is a feaaar of the spotlight! We allll need to let go of what's holding us back! The pressures of life turn us allll into DIAMONDS!"
x6 That's from a review of...uhhhh. You know, that anime. The one that I had to eat tide pods for after seeing it.
"They stole my cheese grater. Who steals a cheese grater?"
You actually watched it? Damn I feel sorry for you
I have not had my teeth done!
"I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen..."
It's-it's not like I wanted to be the senate or anything, master jedi. Unlimited p-power, baka!
I've unlocked the secret of evil; it's just maths.
"W-WELCOME BACK GIRLFRIEND! THIS IS MY TWILIGHT! HER NAME IS PRINCESS!!"
x5 Yep, and of my own free will at that. It made me want to burn myself alive more than the first time I read Dipper Goes To Taco Bell. I regret everything.
"There's no wrong way to love a Chocobo."
"This has been Cooking with Ted."
This is why I play Child of Light. Because it's happy and things rhyme…
Edited by FirstSnow on Apr 9th 2019 at 7:25:00 PM
x9 It was a video from the Instant Regret playlist of some hick describing their house being robbed.
"So... which is it, Mr. I-Cannot-Tell-A-Lie? Oh, and don't even ask about 1752."
Edited by casioonaplasticbeach on Apr 9th 2019 at 1:56:47 PM
"So, uh, where the hell did they get the giant penis in the middle of the night?"
"Think of Batman pooping snakes..."
Tell me about her butt, Emily.
What's the butt like?
OOOHHH YEAAAAAAHH Ha hA
CaTCh tHe wAVe
Edited by casioonaplasticbeach on Apr 11th 2019 at 8:58:10 AM
"And that's the Pantheon of the Jackass."
If your waffle doesn't have lense flare, have you really made a waffle?
"THEN EITHER SONIC IS A GOD, OR COULD KILL GOD. AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!"
Edited by Zanreo on Apr 12th 2019 at 3:10:54 PM
That is from Unraveled's video on the Sonic games being blasphemous.
Surely I've frolicked too hard. I shall search for punishment.
Edited by FirstSnow on Apr 14th 2019 at 6:28:52 PM
"Hey mom! There's like two ugly anthro demon dogs dancing on the roof! Get the gun!"
"Blah blah blah, sports term, blah. I'm John Anderson, and I wear glasses and a tie!"
"He's the Kollector. He's collecting all your stupid nipples! He's the nipple kollector!"
You've seen it. Now he can hear you.
You've touched it. Now he can see you.
Never ring it. If you hear it, he can touch you.
Yes, and it’s 513.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Apr 14th 2019 at 8:25:15 AM
"It's time for us to do sexual things, like have sex, and fuck each other."
One of the Implacable Man SC Ps, I don't remember the number, they made a lot of them back in the day.
"Your inner machinations are a rotating pie display."
Edited by FirstSnow on Apr 14th 2019 at 12:20:54 PM
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