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"Why are we running?! Why can't we just walk?!"
"Stop complaining and follow Noct!"
"Now he's sprinting! Noct! Why are you sprinting?!"
"BECAUSE FUCK YOU!"
"That was a stretch. I actually don't have anyone for this one. Little disappointed in myself on that one. Which means she wins!"
I was just trying to remove the heroin stains.
"I will marry this pizza."
God, Game Freak, you and your damn EYES all the time. Why don't you just MARRY eyes if you love them so much!?
"Run, Deku! Run like a big black man is chasing you!"
"My friend is dead! CIRCLE STRAFE!"
My Hero Academia Abridged?
"Nothing would make me more proud than to call Gothmog my son!"
"Father, you promised to take a shit in the fridge."
"Okay, you died."
"What happens when you die?"
"Nothing, you're dead."
Only a collective of killer goose barnacles, a blind cave slug and a polluted sea horse could dethrone the cicada corpse sisters from their throne.
Could've sworn I heard that somewere before...
"Just piss off already!"
"I don't have to use the bathroom!"
"It can be two things!"
Dragon Ball Z Abridged?
"Okay, I'm not upset that you couldn't pee. I'm upset that you tried."
"After reading, they are assailed by a desire to fall in love!"
"Aaaagh! I feel like falling in love so bad right now!"
"I'm gonna meow the f&%k outta ya."
Edited by burinnu on Feb 7th 2019 at 5:02:30 AM
"Where's your boss?"
"I'll never tell! She'll kill me!"
"If you don't tell, he'll kill you."
frida kahlo herself could descend from the heaven and ask "hey, you wanna bang?" and you'd say "hell yeah, but first let me open this door so I can feed my cat his dinner"
Edited by FirstSnow on Feb 7th 2019 at 6:02:25 PM
Markiplier's "MEOW" video.
"Born in greed
Raised in hate
Helpless to defy his fate
Let him run
Let him live
But do not forget
What we cannot forgive"
Edited by WolfThunder on Feb 7th 2019 at 1:12:10 AM
The Lion King 2, more specifically the song "Not One of Us."
"At sixteen years I was blue and sad
So Father said I should find a lad
So I went out to become a wife
And found the real love of my life!"
Betrayed and cast aside
Violence and villainy!
Now bow before your king
Light left us long ago
Hate is all they'll ever know
Strike the earth, let darkness rise
Dark, yet darker grow the skies
And who are you
To dare my domain?
Only a fool would try and stop my reign!
The king of chaos!
The king of pain!
Has answered the call!
To challenge the knight?
Only a fool who thinks they're in the right!
You lost before you picked this fight!
Now let the shadow
Now watch as it grows!
Its blanketing glow!
Now let the shadow fall!
Your heroes always fall
Now do you understand?
Tonight the Lightners die!
Spare the rod and spoil the spade!
That's not how this game is played!
You've been dealt a losing hand!
Thus ends your merry band!
Correct! Also very catchy song.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Feb 7th 2019 at 12:57:46 PM
Chaos King - Deltarune: The (Not) Musical
"We're like 20 billion nanometers off the ground and standing on a damn flag pole!"
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 8th 2019 at 1:56:46 AM
*Screen crashes into red and green stripes*
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