Odd confessions.

One time I ranted about Pickles on Chicken sandwiches along the lines of "Stop doing that people got sick of having to say "No Pickles" every time they wanted a burger. So they invented the chicken!"

This fails logic for a few reasons. The ones I can think of.

• Pickles are hatted by all.
• But are still put on burgers.
• We invented the chicken after the hamburger. Not the Chicken sandwich the chicken.
• How the flip do you invent a chicken?

Not true, I love pickles. I'll even eat them by themselves.

I was talking about the logical failures of the rant, so yaa were good.

I refuse to read Shakespeare in modern English. Give me the original Elizabethan text or bust.

I wish I knew English THAT well. You really impress me, you seem to be very knowledgeable and worldly.

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Are my favorite non-spinoff design for both Link and Ganondorf. But I don't like that big G uses a sages sword in that game it just doesn't seem to suit him.

Since I've been into eating Asian food now, dumplings and egg rolls are the only way I'll eat veggies.

Also I've never gone to a convention. Ever.

Edited by wooden-ladybug93 on Mar 29th 2024 at 12:24:49 PM

My siblings and I didn't watch PBS Kids that much when we were younger. If anything, we were more into Nick Jr., Disney Junior, and Sprout.

In Fire Emblem: Awakening the Falchion was unbreakable. I was able to plow through entire chapters with Chrom and Lucina alone even on harder difficulties. Though still frustrating, I’ve come to appreciate the strategy weapon durability forces upon you.

I hate spas. Spa treatment? Just a glorified bath. Massage? You lie there with nothing to do while someone kneads you like bread dough. Sauna? You're plonked in a hot, muggy room and again, there's nothing to do.

I apparently made an entire YT playlist for a supporting character in one of my old stories, but none of the main characters got one. Unless I deleted them but kept his.

Also, his name was 9 because 15 year old me thought it was cool to name my teen spy after a random number lol

I take everything personally. Even if it isn’t directed at me, if it’s something I like, I feel guilty. I have acted irrationally on multiple occasions due to this guilt.

A few months ago I literally had a Self-Insert Fic dream that I was the main character of Persona 5 staying in Leblanc with Sojiro Sakura.

Did you smooch Futaba?

I liked Inheritance Cycle, but I think it put me off of Elves for a while. Shoot, I thought Arya was scary.

I keep reading IT as "IT" as in Information Technology.

I put myself down for my opinions not lining up with reputable Internet personalities.

Edited by ChicoTheParakeet on Apr 11th 2024 at 10:12:33 AM

I wish Nudsisem was mainstream enough to be implemented in video games.

Whenever I do things anonymously I always have a subconscious fear of "oh my god what if they know it's me"

I'm pushing forty, and I've never had a Red Bull.

I’m 31 and have never drank alcohol before; I took those lame anti-drug campaigns in grade school to heart.

Does cooking with alcohol count? I’ve done that many times, deglazing pans with it creates a sharp flavour and makes use of what would be wasted ingredients.

I’m a few years younger than you, but I’ve also never more than sampled any alcoholic beverages. Delayed reaction times and muddled thinking would get in the way of things I enjoy doing.

I've never had an energy drink at all.
(28 turning 29 in November.)

Did have alcohol at some point in the past, but.
After… an incident I don't recall… I began avoiding it like the scariest eldritch abomination that I could think of.

I've had alcohol plenty of times but often I find the taste too strong. I just stick to soda and water.

I've never had Red Bull or alcohol either.