Ooh ooh! Silent Dill. The pickles that people with darkness in their hearts find to eat.
edited 23rd Aug '10 10:31:05 AM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Street Fighter D-X: The ultimate question is finally answered: Who would win in a no-holds-barred grudge match between Ryu and Ken and Shawn Michaels and HHH?
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Red Oni
Legacy of Rain: Watch as Korean pop-star Rain forges a mighty empire.
Those who accept their fate find happiness; those who defy it, glory.
This bacon is awesome
Heavy Kain: The Jump command doesn't work.
The World Ends With Yo: A common greeting is imbued with enormous destructive power.
Age of Umpires: I don't really know how that would work.
Torment liveblog is still hiatusing. You can vandalize my contributor page if you want something to do.
Stick of the Fallen
The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Tim: Link steals from NP Cs....again.
Excite Bikke: The Dark Warriors just want to cheer him up.
Super Mario Fart: Wario takes control.
Star Wars: The Force Unleased: Darth Vader needs to stop his house from being sold.
Supper Smash Brothers: The Nintendo characters fight over dinner.
Zelda 2: The Adventure Of Lint: It's in Ganon's Pockets!
Dad Or Alive: Don't let good old papa know what you've been playing, or you won't be alive.
World Of War Raft: Level up your raft! Forever!
You Have To Burn The Pope: Because you're Dan Brown!
Donkey Kong County: The small version.
Kingdom Hearts Chin Of Memories: Okay then.
Nights Into Creams: Yummmy!
Sonic And The Black Night: Captain Obvious The Video Game!
Super Mario Gunshine: Polish em, slave!
Meat Gear Solid: Snake wants lunch.
Metal Bear Solid: Play as Snake's panda instead of Snake!
Tears Of War: Real Men Cry!
Final Fantasty: Squenix Fans are delicious!
Mario And Luigi: Superstar Sega: In a universe where Nintendo went third party instead of Sega, the Mario bros. take over the Dreamcast.
God Of Wart: Kratos has a pimple.
God Of Wear: Kratos works for a fashion magazine.
Wario War: Wait, what?
Destroy Mall Humans: If they shop, they gotta go.
"Oh great! Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them!"
Trainspotter
Super Trash Bros- Nintendo characters start up a sanitation company.
Prunescape- Level up your plum farms! Additional charges required for you to create vineries and produce raisins.
edited 23rd Aug '10 11:34:32 AM by CrowT.Robot
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
More mutated versions:
Donkey Kong City: Another name for Donkey Kong '94 (GB).
Super Wario Fart: Yeah, that sounds a lot more like a real Wario game.
Wario Wear: The dress-up game for fashion disasters.
Trainspotter
Warthammer Online: BUNIONS FOR THE BUNION GOD!
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
Tomb Traider Where the dead come out and trade their tombs for the highest prices.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
Blast Carps - Fish for carp... by using giant robots, bulldozers, motorcycles with rocket launchers, and many more vehicles, most of which are very poorly suited to carp fishing.
Personal 4 - You have one year to find the Craigslist killer by placing ads as bait!
Baldur's Date - Play as Bhaal as he travels Faerun looking for the coolest female creatures to woo & inseminate. Watch your illegitimate children fight in the bonus round!
Fade Empire - In the long-awaited Bioware IP crossover, the Spirit Monk fights the demons of the Fade in attempt to purify the Black City of the Maker as a favor to the Water Dragon.
Guitar Herd - Wrangle those Stratocasters in-time with the beat for star power!
Ralph: A Protocol - The Ditz is the newest spy in the agency! Take control of him as he tries to make it out of his first meeting without creating an international incident!
"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules." - E. Gary Gygax
Rudescape - An MMORPG where most of the players you'll find are jerks. Wait a minute...
Dunescape - The popular MMORPG based off the popular sci-fi fantasy book series!
^^ I want Ralph: A Protocol. NOW.
Steam Fortress 2: Elite squads of mercenaries face off in a battle for the world's biggest and most secure sauna.
Perishable Night: Race against the clock to deliver fresh fruits and produce to the Eientei Manor before morning!
Steal Battalion: You only use that cool controller for the Gundam Jack at the very end.
Fandom Crash: In the not-too-distant future, fandom disputes are resolved with giant robots.
Face Time
Dawn Of Warm: It's cold in the 41st Millennium.
edited 23rd Aug '10 6:39:22 PM by RocketDude
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Fin Fantasy: You're a fish. Have fun with that.
Lets do this.
I knew having a subscription to Wired would come in handy someday.
Many a videogame has been followed by a lame knockoff that apes the original. Something's surely missing from each imitator described here—specifically, one letter of each game's title. (Tip: The digits in parentheses indicate the number of letters per word.) For example, the clue "This toe-tapping rhythm game is all about survival of the fittest (5 5 9)" would net DANCE DANCE EVOLUTION. The omitted letters spell out a description of these releases.
1. This action game's archaeologist-heroine robs Brokaw, Skerritt, and Bombadil. (3 6)
TOM(B) RAIDER
2. This old-school shooter lets you blast athletes' syringes into atoms. (8)
(A)STEROIDS
3. This Japanese RPG features Pooh's feline friend bouncing through time. (6 6)
CHRONO T(R)IGGER
4. This shooter with chainsaw guns requires great powers of hearing. (4 2 3)
(G)EARS OF WAR
5. In this arcade classic, you race around a maze, gobbling up Dell and Gateway machines. (2-3)
P(A)C-MAN
6. In this driving game, you get hit with insane government fees. (5 3)
CRAZY TAX(I)
7. In this action-adventure title, you can buy Iran—if you have the cash. (5 2 6)
PRI(N)CE OF PERSIA
8. In this puzzle game, your bagel's salmon keeps exploding. (4 3)
BOOM (B)LOX
9. This IQ booster features continuous helpings of fiber-rich content. (4 3)
BRA(I)N AGE
10. This space-combat title lets you rise to the rank of Admiral of Fake Hair. (3 9)
WI(N)G COMMANDER
11. This art deco shooter involves wielding electricity on Jupiter's moon. (7)
(B)IOSHOCK
12. In this music game, it's always ladies' night. (6 3)
GUITAR HER(O)
13. In this MMORPG, you're looking for the mother of mankind. (8)
EVE(R) QUEST
14. This lightgun title takes place in your father's domicile. (3 5 2 3 3)
HOUSE OF THE D(E)AD
15. This classic FPS lets you attack with miniature Hawaiian guitars. (3 5)
(D)UKE NUKEM
16. In this sandbox game, you're stealing cars for South African cash. (4 5 4)
(G)RAND THEFT AUTO
17. In this platformer, you play a huge fan of actresses Ryan and Tilly. (3 3)
MEG(A) MAN
18. In this fighting game, your cartoony characters fight with waistbands. (5 4 4.)
SUPER S(M)ASH BROTHERS
19. In this RPG, your character's got a Norse god's sidearm. (6'1 3)
BALDUR'S GAT(E)
20. This RTS lets you helm a boat carrying a cargo of viscous black liquid. (8)
(S)TARCRAFT
edited 23rd Aug '10 7:28:15 PM by SonicGTR
Respect the Red Right Hand
. This Japanese RPG features Pooh's feline friend bouncing through time.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Parasite Ave: The streets are ALIVE with...something.
Soul Ledge: Some cliffs don't like being climbed. Try not to fall!
Shadow Harts: Vince Mc Mahon vs. the ghosts of Owen Hart and Davey Boy Smith. (This Very Ring not included).
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
Rave Story: The Doctor is trying to turn the Mimigas into his personal army of monsters. The only way to defeat him: Dance-off!
Cave Store: Yeah, the housing market's that bad for buyers right now.
Good of War: Good luck finding it.
Face Time
DOM: As a Space Marine, you must escape from BDSM Hell!
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Problem?
Turok 2: Seeds of Devil.
A Time Traveling Indian fights the Devil!
Had Dudes
I hope you have enough Dudes to rescue the President!
Bethack
A Rougelike game in which you descend towards the dungeon to get the God of Bets. Combat is replaced with the Betting System, forcing you to use your gold.
edited 23rd Aug '10 9:23:52 PM by AttObl227
Last Defense Line.
I can't even BEGIN to say how many of these are potentially brilliant ideas.
Street Lighter, Bat Hazard, Mess Effect, Donkey Pong, Cave Tory,...