This bacon is awesome
Saints Raw: Battle with rival gangs to determine who gets to scanlate Saint Young Men.
The List Guardian: Getting records from City Hall is hell.
Sine and Punishment: In the future, trigonometry is a dangerous forbidden art. See also Sine of a Solar Empire, if you can figure out how to convert empires to radians.
Ocarina of Mime: ...I got nothing.
Knights of the Bold Republic: Go to war with the evil Italic Empire.
Torment liveblog is still hiatusing. You can vandalize my contributor page if you want something to do.
Mind Waker: join Link on this rather unique entry to The Legend Of Zelda canon, venturing to the distant land of Yongfroid as you attempt to save Zelda from the clutches of the malevolent psychic Wodahs. Use the potent Mind Waker wand to awaken the supressed memories of the peasantry, venture into the astral dungeons of the Princess Zelda's mind, locate the fragmented essences of her Anima, Animus and Psyche, and save her from the evil lurking within.
edited 22nd Aug '10 6:23:01 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex
Problem?
Bark Forces: Using his Blasters and Fists, Kyle Katarn fights against the Imperial Dogs and their secret weapon: The Bark Troopers.
Armored Gore: Customize your Bio Mech, and then take them to battle against other Biomechs and things are about to get gruesome!
Unreel: To be honest, I couldn't make a witty line.
Last Defense Line.
Responsible adult
Scibblenuts: Solve a wide variety of puzzles with only your imagination, and the wide variety of seeds, drupes, and legumes available at your disposal!
Chili-Robo: The world's tiniest—and spiciest—personal robot solves all your home problems with fiery cooking!
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Sega Man: 16-bit superhero fights robot clones of other systems and steals their capabilities powers.
Font Mission: Arial vs. Times New Roman + Giant Robots = AWESOME.
Lunar: The Silver Stark: Boy from small town wants to grow up to be the next Iron Man.
The Kong of Fighters: Remember Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee? Yeah, it's kinda like that.
Street Lighter: It's not safe to go out after dark! Help bring illumination to the city streets!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Face Time
One Must Call 2097: Battle for cellphone supremacy in the far future!
edited 22nd Aug '10 7:54:12 PM by RocketDude
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
This bacon is awesome
Persona 3 Potable: Now you can drink your favorite JRPG anywhere you go!
Torment liveblog is still hiatusing. You can vandalize my contributor page if you want something to do.
Tarcraft, where you go online and get the tar beaten out of you by Korean supermen.
From the Eastern RPG section:
Rave Story — is this a modification of Brave Story or Cave Story? I don't know!
[[Contact Contract]]
Dragon Quest Mobsters — "The mafia draws near! Command?"
Rube Factory — Ever wonder where Rube Goldberg machines come from?
Romancing SeGa — A dating sim where you go out with various Sega characters.
Stab Ocean — The aquatic equivalent of Stab the Sky.
This bacon is awesome
Would you Stab Ocean with Sword of the Stabs?
Shotgun: Total War: Whoops, we forgot to put in the Tactical Rock–Paper–Scissors. Shotguns for everyone!
Rand Theft Auto: Give enormous speeches to random passers-by until they flee for their sanity and leave their car. You worked hard stealing this car, and the government has no right to take the fruits of your labor!
The Paté: Hey, I bet we could make our game even more pretentious if we put a French word in the title!
Just Case 2: You keep ordering weapons from your black market dealer, but the jerk only gives you empty weapon cases.
T.A.L.K.E.R.: I said come in, don't stand there! I said come in, don't stand there! I said come in, don't stand there!
Embo-Dio-ment of Scarlet Devil: ZA WARUDO
A Dio Surf: Dammit, I just want more games with Dio Brando in them.
Torment liveblog is still hiatusing. You can vandalize my contributor page if you want something to do.
Two more from me for today:
Bat Hazard — When Batman needs to set up a trap real fast.
Porchlight — I actually saw Youtube's Audio Transcribe feature do this on a video about Torchlight.
edited 22nd Aug '10 10:21:16 PM by Cysma
"In distress", my ass.
This is either a sign of me being an asshole, in need of getting laid, or not having enough sleep (and I wouldn't lay odds in any particular direction), but this popped into my head, when glancing at my collection:
X-Cum: Alien h-game.
All your safe space are belong to Trump
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Chao Legion: The cute little critters from the Sonic universe have taken over! How many can you fight off?
Breath of Firo: How do you defeat a New York mobster who can't be killed?
Lez: The most abstract and psychedelic Girls' Love dating sim ever.
Phanto Brave: The creepy mask-things from Super Mario Bros 2 Took a Level in Badass.
GrimeGrimoire: Lillet Blan must now use her magical abilities to get rid of all of the grime in the Silver Star Tower. Surprisingly Lighter and Softer than the game that inspired it.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
And the recently announced new co-op RPG Neverwinner : A game that is Unwinnable by its very own design!
The Plum and Only
Mess Effect! Make as big of a mess as you can and see what the effect on your parents is!
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
scratching at .8, just hopin'
Hitman: Brood Money - What? Kerrigan pays well.
Fanhunt - Celebrities finally get tired of all those screaming fans and start hunting them down with improvised weapons.
edited 23rd Aug '10 4:16:57 AM by RadicalTaoist
Share it so that people can get into this conversation, 'cause we're not the only ones who think like this.
The Plum and Only
Guitar Zero: Stay as the nothing that most bands are.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
Donkey Pong
A crossover of two classic video games.
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Donkey Song: Falls squarely under So Bad, It's Good with a side order of Narm.
Trainspotter
Gore- Create and customize your own politician and have him embark on an epic journey to fight global warming!
edited 23rd Aug '10 6:49:20 AM by CrowT.Robot
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
Devil May Coy Defeat demons by being a flirt.
edited 23rd Aug '10 7:42:16 AM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
Responsible adult
Rube Factory — Ever wonder where Rube Goldberg machines come from?...That actually sounds like a great puzzler.
Later Warfare: Oh yeah, we're gonna have a GREAT water fight! ...Tomorrow.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Cave Tory: A political satire from the point of view of either Labour or the Liberal Democrats.
Red Head Revolver: Let's see them make fun of you for being ginger ever again.
Command and Conquer: Bed Alert: ...I can't think up anything.
the future we had hoped for
Trainspotter
Poo Tycoon- Carve out your niche empire of selling manure and fertilizers!
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mast: A pirate fals victim to a certain mask and sets sail. So, basically, Majora's Mask meets Wind Waker?
edited 22nd Aug '10 6:12:40 PM by Starbound2