Weird dreams

Pirka is better than anybody.

I just had a dream last night about 2012. It was December 21st, and everyone was freaking out, saying we were all about to die. I had to grab every object of any importance to me in my life and cling to it as the end was upon us. My friends and I were walking down an alley, where for some reason, terrorists were dropping small bombs that we had to dodge. Then, the sky went black, as oxygen escaped, making it impossible to breathe... but then everything went back to normal.

I'm alive and less annoying than ever before.

The other night I had a dream where I was driving down a highway when I saw a park I didn't remember being there before (because it's not there in real life). I pulled over and went to look around at it when a brown and grey wolf ran up to me and quickly ran off.

I went back to my car, which now had become a red truck, and saw my dog standing next to a woman with a young girl (I assume it was her daughter) next to her and the wolf on a leash. I called my dog and put her in my truck (which hadn't become something new behind my back), then I walked with the woman into the house that I hadn't noticed was nearby. We released the wolf into a room and closed the door, then an abnormally large badger ran at me I managed to put the leash on it and told the woman I'd find a place to keep it. There were several doors to different yards that I decided were a good place for Super Badger to hang out. However, in each yard were dogs. I let the dogs in while holding the badger's leash tight as it clawed at me. Then I left the badger in the yard and woke up.

So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human

I once had a dream that my dad and I had a blood test with this huge computer that looked like something from Spongebob whenever they show machines, and it came out false. So, we searched around in this montage, and then it cut to me and Shigeru Miyamoto taking the blood test, and it came out positive. Then I remember driving in my dad's car with Miyamoto sitting right next to me in the back as we just sit in awkward silence...

And that's when I wake up.

Usually here.

I had a weird one where there was this polite older man who wanted someone to consent to having his meat used in couches. Other than the fact he wanted someone to willingly do that, he was a nice guy. But I felt uneasy and called the cops on him.

You get a cookie if this reminds you of anything.

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

I am a dream last night about posting on this very forum.

All night.

That was all I was doing.

Based on what?

I've had dreams about surfing the internet before. Not sure what that says about me.

‽‽‽‽ ^These are interrobangs. Love them. Learn them. Use them.

Hehehe, meat in couches.

Are you sure it was a dream? ;)

Wat. ./////////////////.

Brb, being flattered to death

~Pirka

The King Of The Hill where the old woman wants to die in their house?

Well, that's what it reminds me of, anyway.

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Anyway. This morning (it was still today for 10 more minutes when I started typing) I had a weird dream where I was at a bowling alley with some other people (no prize for guessing what we were doing there). I tried to find a ball. The problem was that most of the balls were shaped like shoes, books, and other things that aren't actually balls (the small amount of lucidity I had made me question why a bowling alley would have 80% of their bowling balls in non-ball shapes). And the ones that were actually balls had tiny finger holes.

I borrowed another person's ball for a turn and went back to looking for a sphere with human finger-sized holes. While I was gone people kept taking my turns, which annoyed me since they took like 6 turns in 2 minutes.

edited 9th Jun '11 11:32:32 PM by Malph

So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human

I have those a lot. They probably make up the majority of my dreams. Probably just my brain sorting through the day and playing it back to keep me entertained.

I had a dream last night that I was gushed about in the gushes thread several times. I don't know what the hell happened there.

Against all tyrants.

Had a dream someone had taken over the smart board and was typing on it. Sometimes it was me, but other times it was not.

Turns out, it was A Xavier B, only he looked like a kid from my school.

Read my stories!

Had a dream last night that was somewhere between Neon Genesis Evangelion, Hourou Musuko, and Gender Bender Body Horror.

Probably one of the more bizarre and unnerving dreams I've had in a while...

No its pretty much a cross between that that Himmler nazi guy had couches made of human flesh and the Armin Meiwes incident.

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

This dream was somewhere between watching a film and being in it. It started kind of like High School Musical, but with a focus on a director who looked kind of like Morgan Freeman. He was a wacky artiste type with outlandish ideas, which didn't sit well with the... uh... doughy white guy in charge. Whatever his authority was. The thing is, said doughy white guy kept getting gorily dismembered, first losing an arm and then a leg.

It was the day of the play in what appeared to be a mall, and the props were being set up. Suddenly, a box of ping-pong balls was spilled, and it was my job to catch them all. One of them rolled into the food court, and I had to pursue it into a fancy restaurant full of surprisingly young and jaded patrons. By the time I got back, the show was over, but I got to see that the finale piece was the director and the grumpy white guy standing together in a giant white robe, probably singing together. End, right?

Okay, there was a bit more. My brain suddenly decided the director was Inspirationally Disadvantaged at that moment. The robe came off, showing a mess of egg timers and gears. The paraplegic director and the mutilated antagonist had agreed to stick both of their heads on a giant robot body, and began to walk home. The severed arm from earlier started twitching, and someone in the peanut gallery told it to slap somebody. The director stopped, claiming he had to go to the bathroom. Cut to the two of them falling into a deep pond somehow. The antagonist has a goofy scene where he's calling somebody on a cell phone and complaining while inches from drowning.

The two-headed robot gets out of the lake just fine. Fine, except for the fact that the director's forbidden mad science caused them to mutate into a giant Conspicuous CG monster with what appeared to be a fleshy, fanged sunflower for a head. The monster had a perfectly round scratch on its head, which instantly healed a la Terminator 2. Behind it, a different monster rose from the depths, this one a bipedal slug with Combat Tentacles on its sides. I wryly comment that those two fucked up the world.

My dream ends with a documentary on the slug monsters whipping things, either on Sy Fy or the National Geographic channel, it didn't matter at that point.

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life

That was the best nightmare within a dream I've ever had...

I was at college in this tiny glass dorm room, all by myself. But it was like a shed with school supplies and junk strewn everywhere. I forgot some stuff, but I remember this cute guy who came in and I flirted with, but apparently he was a professor.

I felt so embarrassed, he and the guy that my ex-boyfriend dumped me for began advancing on me, pushing me into a corner and be0comi1ng 1cov10ere0d wit1h this0 ho1rr1ibl0e-loo0king code.

I woke up to the next level of the dream, gasping and crying, and I stumbled out of my bedroom (which really wasn't my bedroom) and fell to the floor as my parents and apparently extended family I never knew looked on. When I saw mom I just went up and hugged her, crying...

Then I went to the garage which looked almost normal, I think asking my dad for help, and somehow all he did was make me feel more guilty. Like he does...

edited 9th Jun '11 9:46:24 AM by Keybreak

@Mrsaturn I'm glad I'm not the only one to have demented movie dreams. That one actually sounds like the kind of sh-t I would dream about

~Pirka

Yeah, I kind of liked last night's dream. If only I could see the rest of the slug monster documentary... or at least know why they were standing on stone blocks floating over the lake like some old-school platformer game.

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life

I remember when I was 4 I had nightmares about this strange humanoid monster that wore a trench coat, small green hat, and had a head that looked like breaded fried fish. I remember one of them when I was in what seemed to be Shifting Sand Land from Super Mario 64 where I defeated the monster by pushing him into one of those swirling quicksand holes and he exploded like a bomb. (Don't ask why.) Haven't seen the monster in my dreams since.

Un-frickin-touchable.

Holy shit Pirka. You could box that story and sell it as some sort of absurdist horror fiction.

Who watches the watchmen?

Stobbit guys, you're making me want to actually attempt a narrative!

~Pirka

Do it!

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.

Weirdest dream ever? Going to a "the wiggles" theme park for my sweet bro's birthday party, and falling off the 10000 foot high jungle gym to my doom

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.

The other night, I had a dream where I was on my kness having a mental breakdown in front of my parents, inside the house. I think it was a mental breakdown, anyway, since I was a screaming, incoherent wreck.

...I'm not sure what to make of that.

I had an extremely crazy dream last night and just had to post it here.

I only remember the last part of the dream, which was the weirdest. I first remember an aerial view of a roller coaster in which the rider was eaten by a huge dinosaur (I think it was called a "Bronthosaurus", which is rather odd, considering that its name is very close to an herbivorous dinosaur). Then, the dream cut to me. I was walking up a mountain path barefoot, dodging a stampede of sheep. Then, I realized I was in a park similar to Jurassic Park, but with rides. Next, I saw the line for the coaster I saw earlier, populated by tons of people. My family was also in line. I tried to get closer, but there were a lot of velociraptors up there who tried to attack me. After a little while, an announcer told everyone to get away, saying that "Over 9000 people died on this ride" or something like that. My mom looked at me and said "whatever" and everyone rushed through the ride entrance. The velociraptors were now gone, so I rushed through after them. I started screaming things like "NO!!! Don't do it!!!". In the middle of yelling, I woke up.

edited 10th Jun '11 9:02:51 AM by mcb01932