Corrupt-a-wish.

Now you're a circulatory wreck. I don't know what that entails, but it probably isn't a good thing.

I wish I could instantly explode people with my mind.

Granted, you're now a Fearless Fool instead

Granted, you also blow yourself up to

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I wish that I could function perfectly normal no matter how little sleep I got

Edited by Agentofchaos on Nov 10th 2022 at 8:46:07 AM

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Granted, you get turned into a bullfrog (according to some pages bullfrog doesn't need to sleep, yet it can still be active when needed).

I wish human civilization to somehow immediately become the highest level in the Kardashev scale.

Edited by LucasdaKool on Nov 10th 2022 at 5:55:28 AM

Meow meow meow (I am just a lil’ hungry cat, I have nothing to do with a certain guy who hired an assassin)

Granted. Unfortunately, absolute power corrupts absolutely, so humanity ends up similar to the Kryptonian race, ultimately destroying ourselves.

I wish to be The Omnipotent.

"Know your place, fool."

Granted. It's too much for your physical body to handle and you instantly have an aneurysm in every part of your brain.

I wish Trespasser would wish for something different for once.

Granted, they now wish for things so disgusting that their posts tend to get thumped.

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I wish I'm immune to burns.

Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."

Granted. You're not immune to Smithers, and he shoots you dead.

I wish my jokes weren't so corny.

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!

Granted, now there the type that makes the audience scream Dude, Not Funny!

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I wish I had Albert Wesker Like Superpowers.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

Granted. You now have the superpower to like Albert Wesker.

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I wish for my dishwasher to be fixed.

I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.

Granted. It's fixed for about a day before it irreversibly breaks down for the final time, and you have to replace it with a lot of money.

I wish My Hero Academia characters appeared in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet.

"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris

granted. it's just Mineta. like, four of him.

i wish people would permanently stop being selfish.

Granted. You're so busy doing good deeds that you starve to death (as for what happens to the rest of the world, well you're too dead to see it).

I wish I knew how to speak every language.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.

Granted. Unfortunately, you suddenly go mute and deaf, making this newfound knowledge nearly useless.

I wish to make a lot of progress in writing my story.

Granted. However, upon reading what you wrote, you cringe at it and you delete it all, starting over from scratch.

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I wish to have an egg.

Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."

Granted. You have a phoenix egg that hatches and burns your neighbourhood down.

I wish I found an unopened pack of alpha Magic the Gathering cards that had a Black Lotus in it.

You receive an unopened pack of alpha Magic the Gathering cards with only common cards in it. It is wrapped up in black Lotus Royal toilet paper. Don't ask how it turned black.

I wish tvtropes returned to the way it was with Fast Eddie, tropetales etc.

Edited by Zeanobia on Nov 11th 2022 at 11:28:47 AM

#nolivesmatter

Granted. The return of Troper Tales causes the site's cringe factor to shoot into the exosphere, and multiple websites spring up overnight to mock the site and its userbase, eventually eclipsing TV Tropes in the public consciousness.

I wish the Atari Jaguar and Virtual Boy were much better than they turned out to be.

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!

Granted, however they still achieve the same amount of financial success they originally did

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I wish my Switch's battery didn't drain so fast

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Granted. It drains only slightly slower than usual.

I wish I could get the games I want without paying money legally.

He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.

Granted. You can now get the games you want by paying money illegally, because you're part of a money laundering scheme.

Wish that Edith wasn't cut as a playable character in The Binding of Isaac.

Granted. Every other character gets cut instead.

I wish to become a succesful screenwriter.

Granted, you now write/draw on public screens, which is vandalism.

The police should be after you.

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I wish I was indestructable, but still mortal.

   ...I-it's been a while, hasn't it?   

Granted. You will eventually die but due to being indestructible, you will just turn into a agonized zombie, doomed to suffer for all eternity.

I wish Marnie being a Granola Girl was made canon in Pokémon.

"I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris

Granted. She's so annoying about it, that it causes you to hate the character.

I wish I was a master computer hacker.

Granted, you are also immediately arrested.

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I wish that my signal was more consistent

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