You Could Use some Imagination
That rabid beaver was eating the marijuana. That's why it was on fire and spitting water at the same time.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
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Don't be so sure about that. A single rabid beaver can only bite so many people before getting caught and decapitated, and marijuana is already everywhere. I should know, I've been looking for a rabid beaver to use on my hit list. Well, shoot. Now I need another rabid beaver.
By the way, whose idea was it to gene-splice marijuana with dandelions, anyway? Now it's spreading like Alien Kudzu! At least I have this gas mask that I mail-ordered. But whoever left out the hazmat suit to go with it is going on my hit list, right under the name of whoever gene-spliced the marijuana and necessitated my purchase in the first place!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jan 26th 2020 at 3:11:34 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
my current job
I blame Dr. Octagonapus. He's had some trouble getting work since "LAZAR" has lost popularity.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Cheechers
Because of the Uranus landing that caused mars to blow up.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
At least that wasn't our fault.
Well, now that I think about, my shirt might have had something to do with it...
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
Didn't The King of All Cosmos
tell you to burn that thing after it caused the Andromeda Galaxy to explode?
Laserhawk Countdown- 1 day: Main Cast
Yea, but then he got a hold of that amulet...
"Forget what you know....Embrace the Remix."
You Could Use some Imagination
I thought we destroyed that Amulet in the fires of mount slightly warm.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
Well, we tried to, but then we realized we had accidentally gone to Mount Room Temperature instead.
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
AKMU
and that i got lost in mount slightly cold which turned out to be mount slightly kold with only a bottle of tears in my hand
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
You can't drink those tears! They don't have any nutritional value!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Actually they do, they're from that kid that cries tomato soup.
Tomato soup? I DNA-tested that, that's blood!
You Could Use some Imagination
Why sid you DNA test soup?
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
my current job
It's both. I was there when the lab accident happened.
You leave Sid out of this! He has done nothing wrong apart from the Wubi debacle.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Feb 4th 2020 at 5:38:34 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
You Could Use some Imagination
I guess I'll get my revenge, another day.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
i injected a small part of the dna soup inside me and for some reason now i have the power to regenerate
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
"Regenerate..." Hey, wait a second, you're not one of those crab aliens from the 420th dimension, are you?
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
You Could Use some Imagination
I thought me made a peace treaty with them.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
That only applies if one of our fathers are Gemini!
my current job
I mean, it got nullified after the Corallian anyway, so...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Those Corellians and their Death Rays... Why couldn't they just use that technology to invent a new music genre, like Nu-Trap-Dub?
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
You Could Use some Imagination
Well Nu-Trap-Dub provides a different problem in and of itself as it's lethal to anyone with a very specific shade of brown hair. I used to have 8 siblings, now I'm down to one.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
They fixed that issue by only recording Nu-Trap-Dub with that antimagic microphone we found in the cave of Cthulhu.
Not as deadly as that rabid beaver.
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this