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Not as deadly as that rabid beaver.
That rabid beaver was eating the marijuana. That's why it was on fire and spitting water at the same time.
Don't be so sure about that. A single rabid beaver can only bite so many people before getting caught and decapitated, and marijuana is already everywhere. I should know, I've been looking for a rabid beaver to use on my hit list. Well, shoot. Now I need another rabid beaver.
By the way, whose idea was it to gene-splice marijuana with dandelions, anyway? Now it's spreading like Alien Kudzu! At least I have this gas mask that I mail-ordered. But whoever left out the hazmat suit to go with it is going on my hit list, right under the name of whoever gene-spliced the marijuana and necessitated my purchase in the first place!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jan 26th 2020 at 3:11:34 AM
I blame Dr. Octagonapus. He's had some trouble getting work since "LAZAR" has lost popularity.
Because of the Uranus landing that caused mars to blow up.
At least that wasn't our fault.
Well, now that I think about, my shirt might have had something to do with it...
Didn't The King of All Cosmos tell you to burn that thing after it caused the Andromeda Galaxy to explode?
Yea, but then he got a hold of that amulet...
I thought we destroyed that Amulet in the fires of mount slightly warm.
Well, we tried to, but then we realized we had accidentally gone to Mount Room Temperature instead.
and that i got lost in mount slightly cold which turned out to be mount slightly kold with only a bottle of tears in my hand
You can't drink those tears! They don't have any nutritional value!
Actually they do, they're from that kid that cries tomato soup.
Tomato soup? I DNA-tested that, that's blood!
Why sid you DNA test soup?
It's both. I was there when the lab accident happened.
You leave Sid out of this! He has done nothing wrong apart from the Wubi debacle.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Feb 4th 2020 at 5:38:34 AM
I guess I'll get my revenge, another day.
i injected a small part of the dna soup inside me and for some reason now i have the power to regenerate
"Regenerate..." Hey, wait a second, you're not one of those crab aliens from the 420th dimension, are you?
I thought me made a peace treaty with them.
That only applies if one of our fathers are Gemini!
I mean, it got nullified after the Corallian anyway, so...
Those Corellians and their Death Rays... Why couldn't they just use that technology to invent a new music genre, like Nu-Trap-Dub?
Well Nu-Trap-Dub provides a different problem in and of itself as it's lethal to anyone with a very specific shade of brown hair. I used to have 8 siblings, now I'm down to one.
They fixed that issue by only recording Nu-Trap-Dub with that antimagic microphone we found in the cave of Cthulhu.
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