Magical Soda Machine

You're at a magical soda machine! You're allowed to insert ANYTHING and can receive ANYTHING. One poster decides what to insert, the below poster says what comes out of the machine.

For example:

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Inserts a nickel.

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You get a dime.

Inserts a potato

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You get a basket of crinkle cut fries.

Inserts a sandwich

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And so on. I'll start!

I insert a quarter.

Edited by madface7 on Sep 23rd 2020 at 1:03:45 PM

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

You receive 19.24 Roubles.

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I insert my hand.

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

you get... an engagement ring? aww

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I insert a soda can

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!

You recieve another soda can, but of a different brand.

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I insert my cell phone.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

It rejects it and comes out cracked and broken. Unless it's a Nokia.

I insert a hamburger

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

It comes out with some mustard on it.

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I insert a ruby.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

You get two more and the machine goes "aaah-ah-aaah-ah-aaah-ah!"

I insert an old boot

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

you get a brand new stiletto high heel. just one.

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I insert a blue glowstick

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!

You get crystal meth.

I insert my unfinished screenplay.

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

You get a rotten apple

I insert a ai core

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

You get an Android cell phone.

And a note saying "don't be an asshole"

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I put in a leather jacket.

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Sep 23rd 2020 at 3:31:52 PM

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.

You get a cigarette and a pair of sunglasses.

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I insert a hot glue gun

Haha, I like that we both had the same idea

Edited by Lindo-Honorindo on Sep 23rd 2020 at 12:35:01 PM

My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women

You get some Cool Shades.

You get a strange "life-hack" craft.

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I insert a fish scale.

Edited by WarJay77 on Sep 23rd 2020 at 3:34:05 PM

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

You got a dragon scale

I Insert the don’t be an asshole note

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

You get a package of smoked salmon.

You get a note saying "Seriously. We mean it."

I insert a spare pair of glasses.

Edited by PointMaid on Sep 23rd 2020 at 3:44:10 PM

You get a pair of X-Ray Specs (that actually see through things instead of just have hand bones printed inside the lenses)

I insert the Konami Code

Edited by dvorak on Sep 23rd 2020 at 1:12:10 AM

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!

You get a physical copy of Gradius VI that's compatible with all game consoles.

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I insert a Squirmle◊.

Google Snake Game.

The Squirmle dies.

I insert a plush.

I can't think of a good signature.

You get a living version of the plush.

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I insert the deed to my house.

Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.

The house itself emerges from the machine. In pieces.

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I insert a pokeball.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

You get a Pikachu!

I insert a Pepsi can.

You get a Coca Cola can, the machine apologizes.

I insert a fanfic of Star Wars.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

You get a lawsuit from George Lucas.

I insert my character.

she/her/they | wall | sandbox

you get a piece of gold

i insert a note saying "Seriously. We mean it."

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

You get another note, saying "No you don't".

I insert a fruitfly.