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ElenaOkami Sarcastic Memetic Punkster from In the dystopian, cruel world called Reality Relationship Status: Singularity
Sarcastic Memetic Punkster
May 7th 2020 at 1:04:01 PM

"Not happenin' kitty boy" The girl takes out her pitchfork "Ye can focus on yer hurt ego after we all give'im a nice whoopin'"

Bobthedeadguy I'm hot again from where the hell am i Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
I'm hot again
May 7th 2020 at 1:07:52 PM

Dusty aims the rifle at the cat-man.

   "I ain't leavin' until I shoot someone. Not too concerned about who it is."   

He coughs a little.

   "Now I suggest you quit your shit before I nail you to the ground."   

I might be an asshole, but...okay, give me a minute to think of a comeback.
Bluethorn Spooky Duplighost from Spiral Mountain Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Spooky Duplighost
May 7th 2020 at 1:10:07 PM

"Be ready for anything, guys. We've got to protect the city..." says Bluethorn, reaching for his gun.

The steeple bells are ringing...
kablammin45 Much less of a jerk than he used to be from Whispering Pines Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Much less of a jerk than he used to be
May 7th 2020 at 1:13:40 PM

(Kenny gets in a position like he's ready to run a race.) Ready when you fellers are.

Alright, I hate to sound sappy, but it sure is great it is to have friends who believe in ya even when ya don't believe in yourself.
TacoBadger Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure
May 7th 2020 at 1:17:31 PM

As Bluethorn reaches for ďhis gunĒ the prairie dog interjects. ďExcuse me, Iíll gladly take that back if youíre not gonna be dueling, sir.Ē

Huzzah
GoldenCityBird Day 143 from the UK
Day 143
May 7th 2020 at 1:24:26 PM

Elio reaches for his gun, failing to notice that he had given it to the puma. He panicked. Quickly, he thought to himself. Ah, of course! Wild-Eye's gun must still be in the bar! But will it be worth getting? What if I break it with my stupid lagomorphic hands? What if I'm no good with it? What if...

Edited by GoldenCityBird on May 7th 2020 at 9:27:52 AM

Was the sound of distant drumming...
Bobthedeadguy I'm hot again from where the hell am i Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
I'm hot again
May 7th 2020 at 1:31:32 PM

Dusty sighs and tosses his rifle to Elio.

   "Try not to break it."   

He readies his arm, the sound of a gun cocking coming from within it.

I might be an asshole, but...okay, give me a minute to think of a comeback.
CustardAndPie Ain't got no tears left to cry from in my mind Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Ain't got no tears left to cry
May 7th 2020 at 1:35:45 PM

Amelia whips out the pistol from a hidden skirt pocket. "The city is at war, and it's playtime for the young and rich..."

Hey, how you doin' well I'm doin' just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Bluethorn Spooky Duplighost from Spiral Mountain Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Spooky Duplighost
May 7th 2020 at 1:38:24 PM

"Oh, right..." says Bluethorn embarrassedly. He returns the gun to the bartender.

The steeple bells are ringing...
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Where Nothing Gathers Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
May 7th 2020 at 1:44:11 PM

"Hmph," the man smirks at the various threats and challenges directed at him. "We'll just have to see 'bout that."

A full course meal on the Holy Night! The last supper, Ultima Cena!
WilliamRadarStorm Me, ca. 1957. from The Beat Generation memorial museum. Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Me, ca. 1957.
May 7th 2020 at 1:48:46 PM

Puma, what's with the silent treatment—

It' only now when Wild-Eye notices the gun in Puma's hands. His face briefly gives an expression of mixed frustration and surprise.

Nevermind...

He ducks back into the Fool's Gold, looking for his gun.

Beat Nick, beatnik in bleak knickers beating nickels to the beat of a bleeting beet.
GoldenCityBird Day 143 from the UK
Day 143
May 7th 2020 at 1:56:36 PM

Elio steadies the rifle he was handed. Carefully guiding his fingers to comfortable, safe locations to operate the firearm with, he focused his sights towards the oncoming attacker.

Was the sound of distant drumming...
WilliamRadarStorm Me, ca. 1957. from The Beat Generation memorial museum. Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Me, ca. 1957.
May 7th 2020 at 6:05:33 PM

A new challenger approaches!

On the other side of town, a cavalry of police officers, led by Ol' Sheriff Sherry, gathers up and blocks the road.

How many'd y'say there were? asks Sherry to a scout with fresh bandages over his right eye.

More than a dozen. And they're heavily armed!

Un'uh'stood. We'll take 'um dead-on, Mavis'll flank 'um when they get t'the Gol—

Sherry then notices Puma, still holding a gun. He's not supposed to have one... but there's more pressing matters.

Stampedin' ban'its first, then we 'rest Puma.

The cavalry grunts in acknowledgment.


Wild-Eye finds his gun on the floor and immediately hides behind the counter, waiting for trouble.

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on May 7th 2020 at 9:13:50 AM

Beat Nick, beatnik in bleak knickers beating nickels to the beat of a bleeting beet.
May 7th 2020 at 6:35:45 PM

"Boss, they're pulling guns out," says the bandit next to Minigun Mike.

MM just laughs. "Looks like I need to remind these poor folk why they call me Minigun Mike."

MM puts his right hand on his left forearm and twists it. His forearm is unscrewed. He reaches into a pouch on his back and pulls out a contraption with six barrels, screwing it onto his left arm. A few adjustments later, he's ready.

Minigun Mike starts firing. His shots are getting closer to the townsfolk.

"Everyone get down!"

Edited by DrNoPuma on May 7th 2020 at 9:39:42 AM

Another great reanimated collab.
Bluethorn Spooky Duplighost from Spiral Mountain Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Spooky Duplighost
May 7th 2020 at 6:46:54 PM

Bluethorn crouches down behind a couple of barrels near the tavern.

The steeple bells are ringing...
Bobthedeadguy I'm hot again from where the hell am i Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
I'm hot again
May 7th 2020 at 6:51:40 PM

Dusty fires a couple of shots before rolling behind the barrels.

   "Grossly misjudged some things there."   

I might be an asshole, but...okay, give me a minute to think of a comeback.
kablammin45 Much less of a jerk than he used to be from Whispering Pines Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Much less of a jerk than he used to be
May 7th 2020 at 6:54:09 PM

(Kenny dives behind a barrel as well once Mike starts firing away.) Alright, fellers, we need to do somethin' before someone gits hurt.

Alright, I hate to sound sappy, but it sure is great it is to have friends who believe in ya even when ya don't believe in yourself.
WilliamRadarStorm Me, ca. 1957. from The Beat Generation memorial museum. Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Me, ca. 1957.
May 7th 2020 at 6:55:56 PM

The cavalry immediately breaks apart and scatters in response to the minigun. The injured scout is killed by one of the first bullets.

G'rammit, he didn't mention a minigun...!

From her newfound cover behind a nearby corner store, Sherry takes two shots: one aimed at Mike himself, which misses and instead hits the windows out of a nearby inn, and one aimed at a close lackey of his, which hits.

Beat Nick, beatnik in bleak knickers beating nickels to the beat of a bleeting beet.
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Where Nothing Gathers Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
May 7th 2020 at 6:58:32 PM

The cat-eared man ducks and covers behind and old mom-and-pop store. Once out of sight, he starts climbing up to the roof, where he lies in wait for his next move.

A full course meal on the Holy Night! The last supper, Ultima Cena!
CustardAndPie Ain't got no tears left to cry from in my mind Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Ain't got no tears left to cry
May 7th 2020 at 7:16:24 PM

Amelia dives unceremoniously back into the saloon before crouching near the door, pistol at the ready. She attempts to use her parasol as a makeshift shield.

"Hot damn, these outlaws are really comin' out o' the woodwork..."

Hey, how you doin' well I'm doin' just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Bobthedeadguy I'm hot again from where the hell am i Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
I'm hot again
May 7th 2020 at 7:57:12 PM

Dusty's head floats to a vantage point, while his body stays behind cover, occasionally peeking out to pick off an outlaw or two before hiding again.

I might be an asshole, but...okay, give me a minute to think of a comeback.
ElenaOkami Sarcastic Memetic Punkster from In the dystopian, cruel world called Reality Relationship Status: Singularity
Sarcastic Memetic Punkster
May 8th 2020 at 1:19:33 AM

The girl jumps off Diablo and leads the bull behind a store.

"Fuck that minigun.."

She looks at the black bull beside her

"Looks like ye have 't do this solo, buddy"

The bull gives a huff, prompting the girl to affectionately hold his horns

"Don't you end up like cheese on my sight, y'hear?"

The girl gives the bull a slap on his side, making him charge towards some random bandit who was wearing some red

WilliamRadarStorm Me, ca. 1957. from The Beat Generation memorial museum. Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Me, ca. 1957.
May 8th 2020 at 11:56:33 AM

Sherry takes two more shots from behind her corner store: one aimed at Mike, which just barely misses and hits a lackey behind him, and one aimed at Mike's horse, which misses by a country mile.

Two cavalry members try to charge the bandits from behind, but are almost immediately shot by two lackeys who haven't been bulled yet.


Wild-Eye looks over the counter, analyzing the Band of Bandits and looking for anything that would contain minigun ammo.

Beat Nick, beatnik in bleak knickers beating nickels to the beat of a bleeting beet.
GoldenCityBird Day 143 from the UK
Day 143
May 8th 2020 at 12:01:36 PM

Elio fires a shot in the direction of one of the bandits. Due to his relatively short stature, the bullet travelled a fair bit lower than an average person firing the same gun.

Was the sound of distant drumming...
Bluethorn Spooky Duplighost from Spiral Mountain Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Spooky Duplighost
May 8th 2020 at 12:14:01 PM

Bluethorn is trying to think of a way he can help stop the bandits. Taking advantage of his small size, he sneaks towards a nearby shed and begins searching it for tools he can use. Finding a long piece of rope, he ties it into a lasso.

The steeple bells are ringing...

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