Oh Captain!~
"Oh, puh-leaze," the fancy woman says to the floating-cow-skull man, "if you think that's annoying, wait 'till we find Minigun Mike. Fucker's a real piece o' work...".
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
"Don't need an explanation. Just something to shoot at."
The man makes an attempt to tip his hat, but it's been nailed to his skull.
"Not inclined to give my name to strangers, but folks around here seem to have taken to callin' me Dustdevil."
He coughs(?) a little bit of sand.
"Betcha can't guess why."
Enough death. Enough life.
Oh Captain!~
"Well, nice to meet ya, Dustdevil" she replies, "I'm Amelia. My pa's an oil baron but I've been lookin' to get the fuck outta town and catchin' Minigun Mike with my pal Puma's perfect. Glad ya could join us!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Not an evil Thievul
(The pronghorn seems a bit weirded out by Dustdevil's appearance at first, but he seems like a pretty okay guy.) Pleasure to meet ya, Dusty. Name's Kenneth, but most folks just call me Kenny. (He introduces himself.) Glad you could join us, too.
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
Dustdevil nods to Kenny.
"Bit too happy for my tastes, but I can work with this."
Enough death. Enough life.
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Out of the blue, a girl on wearing farmer clothes and a straw hat gets thrown into the bar. She lands on her face with a loud thud
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Having downed his drink in one gulp, Elio approaches the girl. "Are you feeling alright? What happened to you?" He extends a hand as an offer to help her up.
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The girl takes Elio's hand and adjusts her glasses "'ve been ridin' a black bull. That's just his way of droppin' me off" Her face was full of plasters and scars.
"See yer black ass in a while, Diablo!" She yells at the bull outside
Edited by ElenaOkami on May 6th 2020 at 7:41:39 AM
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Puma is delighted. "Wow! I never thought I'd meet so many new friends so quickly!"
I love how they're not so evil after all. Also, Zoë Barrow's voice is incredible!
Just a Mettaur
"Nice to meet all of you," says Bluethorn.
A great Mascot Mook.
"Well," Elio says, "we've still got a little problem on our hands. I'm still a tad worried about the duel that's meant to be happening. How long do you reckon we've got left before sundown?"
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Just a Mettaur
"I think we've only got a few hours, maybe three," says Bluethorn, examining the gun he got from the bartender. "We'd better do what we can to get ready."
Edited by Bluethorn on May 6th 2020 at 12:03:56 PM
A great Mascot Mook.
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
"Duel, eh?"
Dustdevil looks down at his right hand, a wooden replacement with what appears to be a revolver barrel poking out of it.
"Been a while."
Enough death. Enough life.
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"Duel?" The girl takes out her pitchfork from her back and looks alert "What duel!?"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
"Well, you see, some eccentrically-dressed half-human, half-cat guy walked into here. Challenged the puma over there to a duel. Not sure what's gonna happen, but... I just want to hope nobody gets hurt too much."
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"I can sic Diablo on the man, all's solved"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Mighty demon dog-thing
"I'm gonna go stock up on knives and axes"
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
Dustdevil looks over the puma.
"No offense, but in a duel, my money would be on literally anyone except you."
Enough death. Enough life.
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"That's actually offensive..Yer callin' him a chicken"
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Mighty demon dog-thing
"There's a difference between calling someone weak and calling someone cowardly"
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Not a guy anymore, ignore the name
"Ain't tryin' to be rude or nothing. Just bein' honest."
Enough death. Enough life.
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"Right, right. Honesty's a virtue" The girl nods
Edited by ElenaOkami on May 6th 2020 at 6:40:47 PM
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Just a Mettaur
"I'd guess I'd better start practicing for this thing," says Bluethorn. "Anyone got any advice on how to win a duel?"
A great Mascot Mook.
my current job
Go for his hand, take advantage of his misses, don't waste ammo. is Wild-Eye's advice, from outside the saloon.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
(A gangly man in a cowboy costume and handkerchief, with no visible facial hair other than some peach fuzz, walks into the saloon.)
"Hey! I heard that this was the place to apply for a cowboy internship.."
(He realizes that he's in the wrong town.)
"Aw, sonuvabitch!"
(He goes to his car so he can leave, but it's out of gas, and there's not a jerrycan in sight.)
"Well, guess I just have to... stay here. Woohoo."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”