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TalesofUnder The King of Unmoving Plaid from All over the Caribbean Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The King of Unmoving Plaid
May 5th 2020 at 8:27:28 PM

(A gangly man in a cowboy costume and handkerchief, with no visible facial hair other than some peach fuzz, walks into the saloon.)

"Hey! I heard that this was the place to apply for a cowboy internship.."

(He realizes that he's in the wrong town.)

"Aw, sonuvabitch!"

(He goes to his car so he can leave, but it's out of gas, and there's not a jerrycan in sight.)

"Well, guess I just have to... stay here. Woohoo."

The best deals on used coffins in the business.
CustardAndPie Ain't got no tears left to cry from in my mind Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Ain't got no tears left to cry
May 5th 2020 at 8:37:19 PM

"Oh, puh-leaze," the fancy woman says to the floating-cow-skull man, "if you think that's annoying, wait 'till we find Minigun Mike. Fucker's a real piece o' work...".

Hey, how you doin' well I'm doin' just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Bobthedeadguy I'm hot again from where the hell am i Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
I'm hot again
May 5th 2020 at 8:44:49 PM

   "Don't need an explanation. Just something to shoot at."   

The man makes an attempt to tip his hat, but it's been nailed to his skull.

   "Not inclined to give my name to strangers, but folks around here seem to have taken to callin' me Dustdevil."   

He coughs(?) a little bit of sand.

   "Betcha can't guess why."   

I might be an asshole, but...okay, give me a minute to think of a comeback.
CustardAndPie Ain't got no tears left to cry from in my mind Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Ain't got no tears left to cry
May 5th 2020 at 8:48:57 PM

"Well, nice to meet ya, Dustdevil" she replies, "I'm Amelia. My pa's an oil baron but I've been lookin' to get the fuck outta town and catchin' Minigun Mike with my pal Puma's perfect. Glad ya could join us!"

Hey, how you doin' well I'm doin' just fine I lied I'm dying inside
kablammin45 Much less of a jerk than he used to be from Whispering Pines Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Much less of a jerk than he used to be
May 5th 2020 at 9:14:30 PM

(The pronghorn seems a bit weirded out by Dustdevil's appearance at first, but he seems like a pretty okay guy.) Pleasure to meet ya, Dusty. Name's Kenneth, but most folks just call me Kenny. (He introduces himself.) Glad you could join us, too.

Alright, I hate to sound sappy, but it sure is great it is to have friends who believe in ya even when ya don't believe in yourself.
Bobthedeadguy I'm hot again from where the hell am i Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
I'm hot again
May 5th 2020 at 9:32:13 PM

Dustdevil nods to Kenny.

   "Bit too happy for my tastes, but I can work with this."   

I might be an asshole, but...okay, give me a minute to think of a comeback.
ElenaOkami Sarcastic Memetic Punkster from In the dystopian, cruel world called Reality Relationship Status: Singularity
Sarcastic Memetic Punkster
May 6th 2020 at 1:19:06 AM

Out of the blue, a girl on wearing farmer clothes and a straw hat gets thrown into the bar. She lands on her face with a loud thud

GoldenCityBird Day 143 from the UK
Day 143
May 6th 2020 at 1:25:07 AM

Having downed his drink in one gulp, Elio approaches the girl. "Are you feeling alright? What happened to you?" He extends a hand as an offer to help her up.

Was the sound of distant drumming...
ElenaOkami Sarcastic Memetic Punkster from In the dystopian, cruel world called Reality Relationship Status: Singularity
Sarcastic Memetic Punkster
May 6th 2020 at 1:32:08 AM

The girl takes Elio's hand and adjusts her glasses "'ve been ridin' a black bull. That's just his way of droppin' me off" Her face was full of plasters and scars.

"See yer black ass in a while, Diablo!" She yells at the bull outside

Edited by ElenaOkami on May 6th 2020 at 7:41:39 AM

May 6th 2020 at 7:42:35 AM

Puma is delighted. "Wow! I never thought I'd meet so many new friends so quickly!"

Another great reanimated collab.
Bluethorn Spooky Duplighost from Spiral Mountain Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Spooky Duplighost
May 6th 2020 at 7:48:43 AM

"Nice to meet all of you," says Bluethorn.

The steeple bells are ringing...
GoldenCityBird Day 143 from the UK
Day 143
May 6th 2020 at 8:22:41 AM

"Well," Elio says, "we've still got a little problem on our hands. I'm still a tad worried about the duel that's meant to be happening. How long do you reckon we've got left before sundown?"

Was the sound of distant drumming...
Bluethorn Spooky Duplighost from Spiral Mountain Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Spooky Duplighost
May 6th 2020 at 9:03:36 AM

"I think we've only got a few hours, maybe three," says Bluethorn, examining the gun he got from the bartender. "We'd better do what we can to get ready."

Edited by Bluethorn on May 6th 2020 at 12:03:56 PM

The steeple bells are ringing...
Bobthedeadguy I'm hot again from where the hell am i Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
I'm hot again
May 6th 2020 at 9:07:37 AM

   "Duel, eh?"   

Dustdevil looks down at his right hand, a wooden replacement with what appears to be a revolver barrel poking out of it.

   "Been a while."   

I might be an asshole, but...okay, give me a minute to think of a comeback.
ElenaOkami Sarcastic Memetic Punkster from In the dystopian, cruel world called Reality Relationship Status: Singularity
Sarcastic Memetic Punkster
May 6th 2020 at 10:59:25 AM

"Duel?" The girl takes out her pitchfork from her back and looks alert "What duel!?"

GoldenCityBird Day 143 from the UK
Day 143
May 6th 2020 at 11:27:55 AM

"Well, you see, some eccentrically-dressed half-human, half-cat guy walked into here. Challenged the puma over there to a duel. Not sure what's gonna happen, but... I just want to hope nobody gets hurt too much."

Was the sound of distant drumming...
ElenaOkami Sarcastic Memetic Punkster from In the dystopian, cruel world called Reality Relationship Status: Singularity
Sarcastic Memetic Punkster
May 6th 2020 at 11:48:35 AM

"I can sic Diablo on the man, all's solved"

johannes4123 Nomming kitten from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Nomming kitten
May 6th 2020 at 11:48:57 AM

"I'm gonna go stock up on knives and axes"

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Bobthedeadguy I'm hot again from where the hell am i Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
I'm hot again
May 6th 2020 at 11:50:43 AM

Dustdevil looks over the puma.

   "No offense, but in a duel, my money would be on literally anyone except you."   

I might be an asshole, but...okay, give me a minute to think of a comeback.
ElenaOkami Sarcastic Memetic Punkster from In the dystopian, cruel world called Reality Relationship Status: Singularity
Sarcastic Memetic Punkster
May 6th 2020 at 12:13:42 PM

"That's actually offensive..Yer callin' him a chicken"

johannes4123 Nomming kitten from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
Nomming kitten
May 6th 2020 at 12:27:29 PM

"There's a difference between calling someone weak and calling someone cowardly"

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Bobthedeadguy I'm hot again from where the hell am i Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
I'm hot again
May 6th 2020 at 12:28:05 PM

   "Ain't tryin' to be rude or nothing. Just bein' honest."   

I might be an asshole, but...okay, give me a minute to think of a comeback.
ElenaOkami Sarcastic Memetic Punkster from In the dystopian, cruel world called Reality Relationship Status: Singularity
Sarcastic Memetic Punkster
May 6th 2020 at 12:39:43 PM

"Right, right. Honesty's a virtue" The girl nods

Edited by ElenaOkami on May 6th 2020 at 6:40:47 PM

Bluethorn Spooky Duplighost from Spiral Mountain Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Spooky Duplighost
May 6th 2020 at 3:40:22 PM

"I'd guess I'd better start practicing for this thing," says Bluethorn. "Anyone got any advice on how to win a duel?"

The steeple bells are ringing...
WilliamRadarStorm Me, ca. 1957. from The Beat Generation memorial museum. Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Me, ca. 1957.
May 6th 2020 at 4:06:03 PM

Go for his hand, take advantage of his misses, don't waste ammo. is Wild-Eye's advice, from outside the saloon.

Beat Nick, beatnik in bleak knickers beating nickels to the beat of a bleeting beet.

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