Construction Worker: "We use almost any ingredients to make our readily-available burgers, and some of them are even lab-grown!"
A petri-dish filled with mystery-meat would be seen in a lone laboratory, bubbling away merrily.
Edited by sabrina_diamond on Feb 26th 2020 at 5:09:19 AM
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Otaku
A random hitchhiker appears out of nowhere. "Hey, is there any room for me?" he hollers.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco is confused. “In the Burger Factory?”
Due to the group presently being in a burger-producing factory, a hitchhiker randomly saying this is a rather bizarre statement
Huzzah
my current job
Wm, who up to this point stayed back on the van, comes in following Adept.
My fault, sorry. He came by the van and asked where the driver was so I pointed him here. Carry on!
Wm then goes back the same way he came.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
the cake is an alternative fact
I look at all the cows going down the conveyor belt, completely oblivious to their fate, and the horrific noises that come from that part of the factory.
"Y'know, I don't think I'm that hungry anymore...."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Dagded Dujardin
Hey, the meat is grown in petri dishes, where'd that conveyor belt even come from? Why is it even there?
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Mighty demon dog-thing
"I wanna try that mystery meat burger"
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
the cake is an alternative fact
"That's only some of the meat, Bale. Pay attention, she very much showed us a conveyor belt full of cows a few posts earlier."
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Dagded Dujardin
Sorry, that dart is still affecting me man... Urgh, I feel like shit right now.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
the cake is an alternative fact
"Hey it's okay man, me too. I lost a lotta blood back there..."
"Hey, what's a guy gotta do to get a burger around here?" I ask, completely forgetting about my earlier reservations.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
Galaxy is in the van
my current job
...which means Galaxy is now witness to Wm rummaging through the junk in the trunk, looking for anything that would make a halfway decent 'press badge' with everyone's new pseudonyms on it. So far, he's made four:
- 'Duane Oakley,' for Taco.
- 'Cad Aver,' for Afters.
- 'Thor Greenwald,' for Tre
- and 'Hunter S. Kerouac' for himself.
The badges (for lack of a better word) all look wildly different, but they all say "The Shine Sun" on them, which lends credence to the idea that Wm is either gutsy as fuck or doesn't know what he's doing.
Which is nothing new, but still.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"I'm getting hungry too... a burger would be nice"
"Leftover items still have value!"The burger patties are picked up by the other workers on a neaby table, who quickly dress the burger-patties in the usual lettuce and mayonaise with tomato, before they are quickly put between two (lightly toasted) sesame-seed buns and wrapped in organic paper... Cows would be heard mooing calmly.
"And here is where we have the final part of the process, where the burgers are to be picked up by local fast-food chains all across the countries and imported all over the whole wide world!" The construction worker says before turning to Zanreo. "Say, you look hungry, would you all care for complimentary burgers?" He asked.
Steph would be already seen looking calmly at everything in the factory, "Yes, please!" she pipes up
Edited by sabrina_diamond on Feb 26th 2020 at 11:12:11 PM
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
“Yes! Please! Hand me that hamborgie!”
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
“I have a question. Is there any soylent green in these burgers?”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”"There are no soylent green in these hamburgers, not a trace!" The construction worker adds, "Only genuine cow-meat! Although there are vegetarian burgers also available..."
Edited by sabrina_diamond on Feb 26th 2020 at 11:25:33 PM
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Not Sherlock Holmes
“.......Taco, I think these are communist spies. No self-respecting American burger factory has a burger without Soylent Green. It’s the secret ingredient, after all, in Big Macs. At least, I think.”
Edited by TalesofUnder on Feb 26th 2020 at 9:04:48 PM
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Sure!" Zanreo says. "Looks delicious..."
"Leftover items still have value!"
Otaku
"I don't trust that types of burgers," says Adept.
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
"It's fine." -monch monch- "No trace of arsenic or ricin. Slightly elevated chlorine levels, but that's probably because the patty is oversalted."
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Oh Captain!~
Custard eyes the veggie burger with sheer delight. Princess Peach just eyes the bun.
"Awww yiss, come to mama!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
"Free burgers! Yes! Please give me the bürger!"
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco looks closer at the bubbling, petri-dish burger.
“I can’t tell if I’m disgusted or hungrily intrigued...”
Huzzah
Oh, oh. Do you make chicken burgers in here?
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."