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EeveeGirlChey Not stupid or expendable. from the Liberator Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Not stupid or expendable.
jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#102: Feb 22nd 2020 at 11:23:58 AM

...old timey, but still functional and interesting.

I like my women how I like my homework.

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
Afterwards the cake is an alternative fact from Dead End: Paranormal Park Since: Apr, 2016 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
the cake is an alternative fact
#104: Feb 22nd 2020 at 12:47:58 PM

Inside me

I like my men how I like my women.

she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
GrafVonTirol It wasn't a rock from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
It wasn't a rock
#105: Feb 25th 2020 at 4:25:02 AM

Either with you or you find repulsive.

I like my women how I like my car.

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Feb 25th 2020 at 4:26:29 AM

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
AHSVelocity Since: Feb, 2018
#106: Feb 25th 2020 at 5:51:55 AM

New, but at a reasonable price.

I like my SO how I like my homework...

trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#107: Feb 25th 2020 at 7:43:22 AM

Waiting for me on my desk next to a beer and a bowl of chips.

I like my men how I like my cheese platter

Edited by trashconverters on Feb 26th 2020 at 2:43:48 AM

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#108: Feb 25th 2020 at 3:27:11 PM

Delicious.

I like my women how I like my clocks.

hanwen1234 i lived bitch Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
i lived bitch
#109: Feb 25th 2020 at 6:46:31 PM

Perfectly running on time.

I like my women how I like my planes...

If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#110: Feb 25th 2020 at 7:00:16 PM

With as little turbulence as possible.

I like my women how I like jazz music

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#111: Feb 25th 2020 at 7:38:19 PM

Open to freeform experimentation.

I like my lovers how I like my backpacks...

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#112: Feb 26th 2020 at 7:36:39 AM

Easy to put my stuff in.

I like my women how I like my pencils.

GrafVonTirol It wasn't a rock from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
It wasn't a rock
#113: Feb 28th 2020 at 12:04:30 PM

Capable of sharpening and can leave a mark.

I like my women how I like my pizza

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#114: Mar 1st 2020 at 9:05:46 PM

Warm and fresh and ready to eat after I get home from work.

I like my men how I like my libraries

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#115: Mar 4th 2020 at 8:22:18 PM

Quiet but filled with knowledge.

I like my men how I like my calendars...

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
KingOfStickers Since: Jul, 2014
#116: Jul 3rd 2020 at 9:15:26 AM

Being written on.

I like my men how I like my biscuits...

[down]Thanks now I regret my post.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jul 7th 2020 at 1:39:34 PM

jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#117: Jul 3rd 2020 at 12:48:34 PM

Tasty.

I like my women how I like my refrigerators...

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster
sick down from the bones to the other side
GeneralGigan817 Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#119: Jul 3rd 2020 at 4:40:50 PM

Opening up to me.

I like chicks the way I like robots...

MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#120: Jul 5th 2020 at 12:55:11 PM

Strong and made of pure intellect.

I like my lovers how I like my ice cream.

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#121: Jul 5th 2020 at 1:01:35 PM

Delicious when licked

I like my women how I like my cake...

DookieIdiotNimrod Title from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
Title
#122: Jul 24th 2020 at 7:55:11 AM

I Like Em Big. I Like Em Chunky.

I Like My Women how I like my Record Collection...

Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
TheWhistleTropes janet likes her new icon. from Had to leave Los Angeles. It felt sad. Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
janet likes her new icon.
#123: Jul 24th 2020 at 7:59:30 AM

Vintage and scratchy.

I like my partner how I like my toilets...

she/her/they | wall | sandbox
GeneralGigan817 Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#124: Jul 24th 2020 at 8:05:04 AM

...Will take in anything I say.

I like my women how I like my Rob Schneider flicks.

Superjohn The man behind the slaughter from Coruscant Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The man behind the slaughter
#125: Jul 24th 2020 at 8:08:01 AM

Horrible and racist.

I like my women how like I like my Superhero comics.

Edited by Superjohn on Jul 24th 2020 at 10:24:08 AM

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

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