its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
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! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Nine-Tailed Cat would suddenly be blown up into Ludicrous Gibs as Routeferret telefrags him, grabbing the pizza and running away.
Edited by Routeferret on Feb 23rd 2020 at 8:46:37 PM
Dhiruxide drops a space station on Routeferret with pizza in one piece and slightly dirtied from the soil. He picks it up, cleans it gently and runs off like his life depends on it with pizza flailing in his hand
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Wm puts a wall right in front of Dhiruxide, and grabs the pizza when he hits it.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Jake’s petrification spell wears off, and he uses a shrink ray on Wm. The pizza crushes Wm, Jake takes it, and he runs away.
Dhiruxide sneaks up on jaketroper, performs Neck Snap and calmly takes pizza. He hides in a submarine and just when he's about to take a chomp...
Just a Mettaur
Bluethorn swims in, riding on Lancelot the Swordfish from the Sea Creatures ITT, and takes the pizza.
A great Mascot Mook.
Routeferret catches Bluethorn and Lancelot in a net, grabbing the pizza and letting them go unharmed.
Galaxy makes googlplex pizzas and breaks all attempts to reverse them. Galaxy eats one of them.
The Status Quo reverts the googolplex pizzas to one. The one Jake is holding.
Vjoi teleports in Flipping the Bird, steals the Pizza, and teleports out to an unknown location.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Said location turns out to be near a materializing door, which opens on vjoj to reveal Routeferret playing Bloody Stream on an accordion. Upon finding that opening the door on vjoj knocked them out, he takes the pizza and starts running off with it.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat respawns right in front of Routeferret, slams into him while still under the effects of Mercy Invincibility, knocks the pizza from his hands and runs off with it.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Dhiruxide, hiding in a bush, waits until NineTailedCat passes by and snags them, dragging them inside the bush and hogties them. Dhiruxide emerges from the bush with pizza in hand and is about to teleport away before...
Edited by Dhiruxide on Feb 24th 2020 at 9:56:03 PM
...He gets soaked in wax! Jake appears and takes his new wax pizza sculpture. He can't eat it, but perhaps he can donate it to a museum.
Fortunately, Puma has a De-Waxify-And-Teleport-To-User ray gun. He zaps the wax-covered pizza to de-waxify it and teleport it to him.
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Dhiruxide, with a giant feather in hand, creeps on Puma and begins a tickle assault with it. With Puma on the floor laughing hard from the tickle onslaught, Dhiruxide casually takes the pizza and hitches a ride on a dragon!
Velocity uses the power of her character Allora and kills the dragon, giving it to Vampette, who brings it to a machine where the pizza's physical state is like it was in the beginning of this forum game; unharmed. Velocity begins to reach for the pizza until...
Her hand gets hit by a flyswatter. It turns out to be Routeferret, who pushes her out of the way and teleports it to a random location.
Edited by Routeferret on Feb 25th 2020 at 5:26:55 PM
Oh Captain!~
Custard happens to be standing right where Routeferret teleported. After fighting him off she takes his pizza and steals a tractor.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat lays down some caltrops in the tractor's path, puncturing its tires. He then knocks Custard out with a blackjack, takes the pizza and sneaks off into the nearby woods.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Take me to the river
When all the sudden NTC felt a rope gripping his ankle, before quickly finding himself suspended upside down from a branch and dropping the pizza. Graf von Tirol grabbed it then hailed a cab to take him back to his home.
Edited by GrafVonTirol on Feb 25th 2020 at 11:37:08 AM
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...only for the cab to do a complete 180 and take Graf away from home! Graf looks up front to see the driver is Wm! Wm then takes Graf hone via "the scenic route" and overcharges Graf, demanding the pizza as payment.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Routeferret then hijacks the cab, grabbing the pizza and pushing Graf and Wm out before driving away.
Edited by Routeferret on Feb 25th 2020 at 10:49:10 AM
Too bad all the funds need to be turned over to Wm’s superior—Jake!
Nine-Tailed Cat casts a petrification spell on Jake, then grabs the pizza off the resulting statue.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.