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"I couldn't agree more," Godzilla said with a grin.
the godzilla breathed 3 huge fireballs as jo with his lightsaber knocked them towards his enemies.
Golem tried to block them but failed, and fell to the ground.
Golem, being rather poorly designed, was now as helpless as an upside-down turtle.
Godzilla and Jo watched in blank surprise as it flailed its fists uselessly on the ground.
then dante stabbed golem in the stomach in a downward thrust, "what were you just going to stare at that petco reject for much longer?" dante asked, sarcastically.
"Maybe, but not as long as that creepy doll over there has been staring at us," says Godzilla, pointing over at a doll, floating above the ground and holding a knife.
Jo grabbed Godzilla and yelled, "Hi o suimasu! Ima sore o shiyō shi nasai, ōkī tokage!", which translates as "You will use the fire breathing! Use it now, big lizard!"
Godzilla did not, however, use his fire breath right then.
The creepy doll flew closer to Jo, saying what sounded like nursery rhymes being played backwards on a record.
And then DIO materialised out of thin air to fight the doll.
The doll unleashed its stand, “Thriller”, with the ability to control people’s teeth.
Jo was very confused, and ran into the ladies restroom, then ran out, then into the mens restroom, then ran out, then to the pet collar aisle, all while screaming, "Everything I know is wrong!"
Godzilla attempted to help Jo with his sudden mental breakdown as DIO and the doll had a stand fight in the background.
Suddenly, every car in the surrounding 10 miles exploded, leaving everyone on the scene dazed and terrified.
"I guess someone parked their car on that guy's sandwich again," said Jo.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 13th 2019 at 10:01:59 AM
But then a magical flying pony dropped from the sky.
The pony started charging up a laser beam, aimed at our heroes.
Godzilla attempted to punt the pony like a football.
but the pony's horn ended up jabbing him in his pinky toe on his foot!
Godzilla cried out in pain and fell down
Godzilla accidentally crushed Dante.
He screamed before turning into a splotch of flesh and guts.
Luckily he had a gold orb on him "Hey, next time make sure to do that during a cutscene!"
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