Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Ms. Tarantula's now a Galvantula!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Lol Shishilan and SOMETHING still haven't killed anyone

I like cats.

NIGHT◊ 5◊

• To honor the fallen Duck Dodgers, Tiger takes an entire area and buries him there and fences it off. All to his memory. Even if he fed one legendary Pokemon to another, Tiger will still miss him.
• Sorry, Niki, no Sniper Book pet cuddles for you.
• He comes from Road House and he went back to Road House.
• Nintendo hates..... what? Sony? Microsoft? Help me out here.
• There's not a sight in the world that's like the Power of the Beard and the so-far mass murderer having coffee together. Name something more iconic. I'll wait.
• Ms. Tarantula feels very regretful over leaving all these orange peels for Mr. Jinks. She feels really bad he had to clean them up since his death via swordfish. She uploads a YouTube video about it and apologizes for her actions and dedicates it to Mr. Jinks's memory.
• Linkin Park and Company declare the Oh Long Johnson Cat, Koraidon and Shishilan Pasalan need to be locked away in solitary confinement. The Johnson Cat and Shishilan for their part in kitten eating and Koraidon for killing Armstrong.
• SOMETHING trades alchemy ability so SEGA can be restored back into her body. Too bad she couldn't get her limbs back.
• Ewan tries to make his escape from the Arena, but discovers that the entire world is the Arena.
• Agent 47 gets a new contract: to assassinate Top Cat. But Top Cat and friends catch wind of it and chase after him. 47 intends to hide and lay low and try again. So into the river he goes, hoping to evade the cats. But 47 didn't factor in the crocodiles there looking for a nice meal.
• There's no Gardener Heavy here. It's just a picture of This's hand. What are you talking about? Gardner Heavy never existed. It's just This hand.

DAY◊ 6◊

• Niki attempts to time-travel where she becomes her preteen self, old person self and baby self before she returns back to her regular age.
• Watch out, the SEGApocalypse could be nigh. The Genesis of it all, Saturn will fall, a Dream will be Cast. It will be done 32X times over. Sega CD.
• Shishilan Pasalan have Ms. Tarantula's attention. And I mean that quite literally.
• Tiger gets into the Arena speakers and seconds later, this song plays all throughout the Arena.
• The Fire Emblem cast beware. Ewan wants some of you dead.
• Thanks to the Power of the Beard, Linkin Park and all the friends and fans end up in Dinosaur Island, hoping to perform a concert despite the dinosaur dangers. But a deadly velociraptor manages to kill off over 17'500 people. Strength in numbers was not on their side at all. Guess the Beard wasn't a fan of Linkin Park...
• Koraidon is looking quite stylish in that cravat, don't you think?
• The Oh Long Johnson Cat balls up his paws into fists, ready to fight.
• Meanwhile, Road House is disturbed by seeing a cat getting ready to fight and has a new head replace his old one to rid of what he just saw.
• Top Cat and his friends accidentally turn SOMETHING into a gambling addict. If SOMETHING goes broke, you'll all know who to blame.
• Check out the internet, Nintendo. I'm sure there's something there that can teach you how magnets work.
• And now, we have Team Fortress: The Gardening Edition here in Minecraft. Or is it This's hand recreated there?
• Hoping Sniper Book can help S.A.R.S.S. channel his violent urges, he sends S.A.R.S.S. off to kill a monster. So he doesn't have to worry about killing anymore tributes. But it backfires as S.A.R.S.S. befriends the monster and they both devour Sniper Book. Eating him without getting a paper cut.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Agent 47, LP and Friends with Fans, Sniper Book

REMAINING TRIBUTES: 15

Feast will be up next...

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Jul 11th 2022 at 8:58:28 AM

I just realized... if that digging event Ewan got in revealed that the entire Earth's the Arena, and one of the AEs reveals that the Arena's actually the World Turtle... then does that mean our entire planet's a giant turtle???

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

If it works like that, and Ewan dug through it... (Hurls)

One of the over 40 party members from Chrono Cross. And a canon mother to celebrate the upcoming Mother's Day(05/12).

NIGHT◊ 6◊

• SOMETHING has to give S.A.R.S.S. a picture of Phineas and Ferb using their imagination. Don't poke the bear, SOMETHING. Look at how many he's killed so far.
• Even having one arm won't stop SEGA from yeeting that jar of mustard at Road House.
• Ewan tries to go for the kill on Niki. But she catches the grenade he had thrown and tosses it back to him. As a result, he's now Two-Face.
• Ninteno tells the Oh Long Johnson Cat he likes yaoi. It really Switches him on.
• FitMC and Tiger head off to Scipion's Cooking School and become bona-fide chefs.
• And Shishilan Pasalan pulls out a trident and stabs Koraidon in the back with it. So much for the pacifist route, eh, evilfacefromcatgame?
• Gardner Heavy trying to take some chances here goes horribly wrong for him.
• Top Cat and his friends think Ms. Tarantula is ugly without the hat, so they don't bat an eyelash once the zombies get hold of her.

THE◊ FEAST◊

• Sadly, Tiger celebrations of passing Cooking School is short-lived as he and Gardner Heavy get into a fight. He proves why he's called "Heavy" when he kills off Tiger.
• When is S.A.R.S.S. not in a primal craze? Look what he's done so far. And he's still unstoppable as he kills and eats Shishilan Pasalan.
• Cooking School has proven to be quite the bad luck charm to FitMC as well. He gets too close to Ewan, who's cooking with a flamethrower. As a result, FitMC gets flame-broiled and not even the Power of the Beard can save him.
• Nintendo wanted the Yaoi Special. But SOMETHING makes a mistake and gives him yogurt instead.
• With her only arm, SEGA drinks an energy drink and now she's turned into an one-arm monstrosity. She might have thrown a jar of mustard at Road House earlier, but he still pities her. So he gives her a mighty roundhouse kick that instantly kills her to put her out of her misery.
• That's cold. Niki agrees not to kill Top Cat and friends, only for them to gang up on her and beat her to death. Sly cats, they are.
• Oh Long Johnson Cat cooks a mushroom hoping he can restore his sanity. But it doesn't work because he didn't cook it. In fact, it has the opposite effect. And then a monster eats him. And considering how he made someone eat a kitten earlier, that's a Karmic Death if I ever saw one.

DAY◊ 7◊

• And in quite the gory sight, Gardner Heavy puts fishing hooks through the chest of Top Cat and all his friends and leaves them all dangling down several fishing poles. Here's hoping he can manage to catch something with all those dead cats.
• Road House sees Nintendo's true secret form. And the secret must be protected. The form kills him before he can conjure up the Power of Road House.
• In honor of his fallen friend FitMC, S.A.R.S.S. decides to grow a beard.
• Dark VS. Dark. But in the end, Ewan reigns supreme over SOMETHING.

ARENA◊ EVENT◊

• While Nintendo, S.A.R.S.S. and Ewan wisely decide to avoid the molasses, Gardner Heavy does the unthinkable and tries to drink the stuff. But it proves too much for him. Senseless heroics that make him fourth-place cursed.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Koraidon, Ms. Tarantula, Tiger, Shishilan Pasalan, FitMC, SEGA, Niki, "Oh Long Johnson" Cat, Top Cat and Co., Dalton, SOMETHING, Gardner Heavy

REMAINING TRIBUTES: 3

The finale will come shortly...

I'll just get my next tributes ready.

And here are our Podium Finishers! But one of them is Nintendo's true f—    You cannot grasp the true form... NIN NIN NIN NIN NIN NIN NIN NIN NIN...   

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

NIGHT 7◊

• Now that his face is half-burnt, Ewan decides to be a Knight in Sour Armor. And he also decides to look the part too, equipping lemon armor, lemon sword and lemon shield.
• S.A.R.S.S. has seen Nintendo's true form. And fearing him after what he did to Road House earlier, he runs away as Nintendo is ready to kill him.

DAY◊ 8◊

• Befitting of being a Knight in Sour Armor, Ewan is now worrying over what "exit stencil crisis" means.
• Not being phased by Nintendo's true form that easily, S.A.R.S.S. decides to finish off the foul demon. He puts Nintendo on a cart with TNT and pushes the cart right into the lava. It might be a bit overkill, but Nintendo's true form must be that terrible if he has to go out like this.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Nintendo

NIGHT◊ 8◊

• Looking for another excuse to kill again and tie with Dragonite for most kills, S.A.R.S.S. sees a shrine of himself at Ewan's camp and finds him, wanting to kill him. Ewan made the shrine because S.A.R.S.S. is his personal hero, but he's too ashamed to admit it. He cannot let this get out. So he takes his lemon and impales him right through the chest. S.A.R.S.S. does not get to break the record. Who'd have thought the lemon weaponry would give Ewan the advantage in the end?

And the winner◊ is◊.... Ewan!

THE◊ PLACEMENTS◊

THE◊ SUMMARY◊

THE◊ STATISTICS◊

THE SAVE

1st Place: Ewan

2nd Place: S.A.R.S.S.

3rd Place: Nintendo

Mass Murderer: S.A.R.S.S. (9) Technically FitMC is the most murderous with over 17'500 kills, but Linkin Park and Friends with Fans were counted as one tribute.

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And that wraps up another exciting season of the Hunger Games Simulation! Congrats to Albert, Meme Man (who's building himself up quite the Meme Army for the Death Battle) and Oggy for their Podium Finishers! We've seen all kinds of cats get mutilated and eaten, but in the end, it's the lemon that reigns supreme. And so wrapping it up here from Panem, good night, everybody!

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MAIN: A Can of WD-40◊ - (Any Gender - Object safe)

RESERVE: The Ocean◊ - (Any Gender - Object safe)

Here's my tributes for the upcoming Bastille Day!

• Main: Marianne◊
  • Gender: F
  • Source: IRL - National symbols
  • Status: Safe
• Reserve: Napoleon Bonapart◊
  • Gender: M
  • Source: IRL - Emperors and Empresses
  • Status: Safe

Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."

• Sox◊ (he/him; safe)
• (Reserve) Pink Yoshi◊ (she/her; safe)

Edited by kablammin45 on Jul 11th 2022 at 1:06:17 AM

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

Main : Beheaded Kamikaze◊
Reserve : Kleer Skeleton◊

The words of people who aren't even consumers are no different from the roars of excited monkeys.

Disney Kittens

Main: Toulouse, Marie, and Berlioz◊ (nickname: the Aristokittens)

Reserve: Oliver◊

Both of them are red-flagged for obvious reasons.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Main Tribute- Bennett◊ (Male, Yellow/Estimated To Be 16 Years Old)

Reserve Tribute- Xingqiu◊ (Male, Yellow/Estimated To Be 17 Years Old)

Edited by MummyGaGa on Jul 11th 2022 at 6:48:26 AM

BTW, please call me Jake.

• Main: Emil◊ (M; a case of Really 700 Years Old but has the voice and personality of a child)
• Reserve: Walter White; nickname: Walt◊ (M; safe)

Edited by ArgoTheBlank on Jul 11th 2022 at 9:23:40 AM

Y'know what? It's time for some absurd tributes.

Super Saiyan John Cena◊

For reserves, Piccolo L. Jackson◊

And is it just me, or have cats been getting nominated a lot lately? Like, there seems to have been quite the uptake in feline tributes in general.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jul 11th 2022 at 1:22:59 AM

It's just that Ozzy here's a Crazy Cat Lady while I decided to push the kittens ahead of my tribute schedule because why not? And besides, The Internet Is for Cats.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 11th 2022 at 4:27:11 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Event Ideas-

BTW, please call me Jake.

Main: Balthazar (Guild Wars)◊, the divine safe male fallen hero from Guild Wars.

Reserve: Chelsea Farnsworth◊, a 16 year old female fashionista from My Scene.

• MAIN: Simu Liu and Company◊ (stock photo, taken from this Twitter thread) (I count 7 people in this photo) (male preferred, safe)
• RESERVE: Master Chief◊ (Halo, using Fortnite appearance) (nickname: Ron-117 due to TVTHGS in-jokes) (death pic◊) (male, safe)

Main: Crow T. Robot◊ (Male, Safe, from Mystery Science Theater 3000)

Reserve: Tom Servo◊ (Male, Safe, from Mystery Science Theater 3000)

32 years later, and he's still maximum pink.

Main: Garangolm

Reserve: Lunagaron

Both non-sapient.

well at least I got pretty far

Main: Fat Tuxedo Cat (he, non-sapient)

Reserve: Gravi from The Battle Cats (yes again because I like this game) (he, safe)

I like cats.

Going to nominate some folks from the Discworld Ankh Morpork City Watch

Main: Commander Sam Grimes◊ (Male, safe, from Discworld)

Reserve: Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson◊ (Male, safe, from Discworld)