Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

(Player1) finds a magic karaoke machine. Didn't know it was magic at first, so it's a very good thing (he/she1) started off with Stayin' Alive.

(Player1) finds a magic karaoke machine. Didn't know it was magic at first, so sucks that (he/she1) started off with Died In Your Arms. (fatal)

(Player1) and (Player2) find a magic karaoke machine. Didn't know it was magic til two mins into Bohemian Rhapsody. Mama, just killed (Player2)...

—Event dump after way too long lmao—

• (Player1) changes something. When announcing it, (he/she1) struggles to properly say it, before eventually giving up.
• (Player1) gets chased by the bottom half of a zebra.
• (Player1) came back to (his/her1) camp, only to notice an alien is invading it.
• (Player1) calls (Player2) "tolerable (Player3)."
• (Player1) and (Player2) play a game of catch while asking questions. When (Player2) answers with the same response, (Player1) bonks (Player2).
• (Player1) threatens to give sour grapes to (Player2). (Player2) then insults (Player1)'s attempt at intimidation.

Psyche and I have set up the Clean Save for Map, but we also have an important announcement: Due to the controversy surrounding Sonichu and its creator, all tributes and events from the comic are banned. This also includes Chris-Chan herself, who was already banned since the No Controversial Real-Life Tributes Rule was enforced in the OG.

EDIT: Map has found a good save!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 11th 2021 at 2:25:52 AM

Good to know

Ahoy! It's your host, Geek, and it's time for the Hunger Games's 174th season!

I don't have much to say, just. . Good luck everyone!

The Reaping

The Bloodbath (Backup)

• . .wow, the first event not involving running away is pretty bloody. What did Cooper even do to you, dragon???
• Destroying the Cornucopia with slaps? Sounds badass, not gonna lie.
• A cookie giving a water bear a noogie. Wholesome, but also. . How?
• You meanie hogs! What did Mitsuha do to you?
• Eyo Asuna why are you making a cult so early—
• Breaking News: Crocodile sets explosive off, gal got killed in the process.
• COURAGE NOOOOOO—
• Good luck, Ginny! I wish you the best.
• Damn, this early, Mukuro?
• . .this sure is a team. Good luck, you three.
• Joe, Sir, what is the purpose of putting powder on a ball?
• . .huh. Whoever Somulo's nominator is, they have some decency, I suppose.
• I. . I could've sworn Polka Dot Man's a newbie. Why is he an angel?
• Feels bad to be Lotus, man.
• Mark, what did she even do to you to deserve that fate?
• . .huh. That's an oddly wholesome friendship.
• . .so. . About that slapping Cornucopia event. . It has some fatalities, it seems.
• Zizz! The guy just has a medkit, what the hell?
• Why. . Whatever Bloonarius is would need that is unknown, but hey, let it take whatever it wants.
• Good idea, Sensui.
• Maybe check what's inside the bag next time, Matilda. .
• Mr. Besser is a mundane man. He just can teleport. Somehow.
• . .what sort of insult can you make from "Harry Potter"?
• More Breaking News: Local Butter Painter Shoots Poisonous Dart at Man
• Long Kel, the Bloodbath's being chaotic right now. I don't think you should bother.
• . .how can a scrawny alligator kill a cursed meme? I'm impressed.
• Aw, a couple knowing the fourth wall! Wonder how that'd go.
• And everyone else runs away. Which isn't saying much.

Day 1 (Backup)

• That's. . Not gonna assure Mitsuha much, seeing as how rude the hogs were to her at the Bloodbath.
• . . this is going to be pretty awkward, Psyche. .
• An alligator and a comedian crafts a man-made tornado. What will they do?
• Mukuro having the memories of Arby. .? Oh dear.
• Have you two even met before?
• Make sure to remember your lessons, Kirito! Otherwise, you're kinda doomed.
• For blasphemy? Yeah, understandable. But also, what?
• I don't like where this is going—
• Hot-fucking-damn Katz, that's impressive!
• D-do dragons even have middle fingers??
• To be fair, Tory, he's a cookie, so. .
• The Death Battle as a video game. That sure is interesting.
• Seems like Big Brain Markiplier isn't that big brain in movie-making.
• . .I don't know whether to say "that sucks" or "how the fuck".
• It's 3 o'clock somewhere in the world. .
• Somulo, isn't being a dragon badass enough?
• . .Ginny, I'm pretty sure you'd known better than to do that.
• Joe DeRita dancing sounds like a fun thing to watch, not gonna lie.
• Quinn is, indeed, neutral. Probably.
• I mean. . Sensui was a spirit detective. Him being shit at maths doesn't make sense — At least, from what I could tell about him.
• Mite, with all due respect (not), what.
• Good luck with that, Orchid!

Fallen Tributes: Cooper, Shalie, DJ Professor K, Seine, Courage, Veronica, Mariya, Hwoarang, Cranky Doodle, Hawk, Arby, Ginny, Bloonarius.

Kel, Bloodbath: Oh CoMe On. I jUsT wAnNa MaKe ArT, dAmMiT.

Kel, Day 1: NoT eVeN a SeCoNd AnD i AlReAdY dIsLiKe YoU, pAtTeRn MaN.

Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 11th 2021 at 12:35:01 AM

Mitsuha's text is in red while BiA3!Psyche's is in purple.

Bloodbath:

H-hey... p-please give that back...

OW! *is KO'd*

Day 1:

*shudders and whimpers in her sleep*

Ah, yes, Mx. Chair, there wasn't enough chilli powder on my fries.

Oh, boy, an unceremonious Bloodbath death. I was worried I'd never get one of those again.

Since Richard destroyed the Cornucopia with his slap, I think it shows that you can't underestimate the power of the Tiger Mafia

Ginny, why did you jump off that cliff when the Weasleys are being held hostage? And nice to see Scipion see his zombie draggo off (that is, if he nominated it RP-wise).

the hogs are now armed

it's hog #37's turn with the mace today

honestly not sure what's more impressive

how pat can achieve coherent human speech while imitating not just a hog squeal, but the collective squeals of 30-50 hogs at once

or how mitsuha can understand said speech while also fast asleep

Edited by DontJinxUs on Aug 11th 2021 at 4:23:11 AM

Night 1 (Backup)

• Pat, why'd you upset a comedian like that?
• Asuna, what in the fu-
• . . I have no words, other than "what".
• Goooo, Sindragosa, gooo!!
• [press X to question.]
• O-Orchid, how did you get a plastic leg—
• Eyo Eddy you don't need to do that but alright—
• Congrats, Mr. Besser. Have a glass of water.
• . .whaaat's so special about Psyche, Sir?
• (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony spoilers) MITSUHA DON'T BE A GONTA KINNIE PLEASEEEEEE
• A guy, a gal, and a donkey(?) beats two guys and a dragon. Somehow.
• Ah, art school. Always been my dream. And Visual Arts too, neato.
• H-Harry is this caused by your magic or—
• Eyo, Alligator of Aunt Annie, what the fuck did Butter Pretzel do to you?
• Polka Dot Man is a bored sonuvabitch. Poor water bear.
• . .can someone give me Brain Bleach real quick—

Day 2 (Backup)

• W-wait, how do you even pirate Mite's sources—
• Maybe that's a good idea, Polka Dot Man.
• Huh, didn't expected her, of all people, to reference Nine Inch Nails, but aight.
• Mt. Rushmore but with the head of a wizard, a detective, and a crocodile sounds. . Funny.
• . . M-Mitsuha? A-are you okay? I get this is a death game but good god how and why did you kill some guy with a dragon—
• A prankster tardigrade. That sure is a phrase.
• Psyche please—
• Is Sensui an uncultured swine though?
• Have some water too, Tory.
• Eddy looks like the sort of guy who'd do that, why not.
• Is there even lore for a game about battling cats. .?
• . .aw?
• Some hogs just vibing and exploring a cave, nothing to see here, folks.
• Aaaand we're back in another episode of "Asuna WTF—". This time, she deafened Mr. DeRita!
• F in the chat for the alligator.

Fallen Tributes: Lotus, Katz, Gorgeous Freeman, Big Brain Markiplier, Somulo, Mukuro, Kirito, Sindragosa

AYO PAPER GOT TWO GRADUATES IN THE SAME SEASON while the Assassin School got its first student since Dave's hiatus!

Meanwhile, Matilda must've rocked too hard to her wedding song.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 11th 2021 at 5:33:03 PM

Uuuugh...

Night 1:

PLEASE, NO! DON'T HURT ME! *chokes Katz* W-wait... I didn't know he was going to... die in real life... wh-what have I done!?

Uh, why're you looking at me like that? Do I reek of demon farts?

Day 2:

Ah... it feels... good... to be able to kill people so easily when they try to hurt me... I heard there's some kind of reward for killing the most tributes...

Go away! I'm trying to write a fanfic about a sneezing budgie!

Mitsuha popped off. Wow. Looks like she's getting the Tonya Treatment.

Yeesh, Veronica

you get bullied by a buncha hogs one time...

must've been a very tough air pump to inflate 30-50 whole hogs and then some

it's a full team of wild hogs, like there's easier ways to become pregnant than an air pump apparently fuelled by boreas himself

Edited by DontJinxUs on Aug 11th 2021 at 7:31:03 PM

Oh fuck i didn't expect Long-Necked Kel to pass a school i-

In other words...

Death's Avatar:    "Oh, the beauty! How lovely for one of my children to sacrifice such poor folk to me!"   

Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 11th 2021 at 4:33:14 PM

Asuna why are you being a jackass?

Man, both of my folks are being kinda Jerkasses so far this season.

Night 2

• Lucky(?) Linka. Those eggs sound cool.
• BESSER THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO WAKE YOU UP—
• . .fair enough, Hogs. Fair enough.
• Maybe it's just the wording, but I'm concerned for both Zizz and Butter Pretzel.
• Eyo, Henlivia, are you okay—
• The donkey(? i can't tell) is Back from the Dead!
• That's. . Oddly kind of Mitsuha this evening.
• Psyche giving Almond Cookie an Opening Monologue? Wonder what she's saying to him.
• Goddammit, Snow. At least you're not dead, but you're damn near violating some laws.
• . .I dunno what to feel about a mite singing this.
• Good luck, Pat!
• Damn, Eddy. Daaamn.
• Is this because they were killed by your friend, or?

Day 3 (Backup)

• Breaking News: Mite Makes Bullet Out of Electricity, Fires It on Man
• Someone should check on the Polka Dot Man. Sounded like that hurts.
• Tardigrade.
• M-Mitsuha. .?
• Fair enough, Hogs.
• Good piano. Seems like it could help.
• Let the gal do what she wants. It's not like it's that dangerous, right?
• Imagine if there are chickens near Henlivia.
• Seems like these two are involved in a lot of events together. Including their death.
• That's a weird way to do it but alright.
• That won't work you two—
• You'd need Cut for that, Psyche.
• Hm. Teaching people vocabulary. . Sounds like a plan.
• Almond, you're. . Ages older than Tory, how did you even make this mistake?

Fallen Tributes: Harry, Asuna, Richard, Eddy, Gentle Lorenzo, Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz, Butter Pretzel Cookie

I mean Asuna had it coming

Edited by HypeKitty1 on Aug 11th 2021 at 6:58:47 AM

mitsuha holy shit

fookin'...3 updoots and 4 kills yeow

Edited by SomeLibre on Aug 11th 2021 at 8:03:44 PM

Night 2:

Okay... maybe... maybe I should stop killing people... I'm going to be kind to people instead! Orchid... my best friend... I will save you!

A long, long time ago, in a distant land, there lived a family of Kuzusouda lovechildren. It's a huge family... they have 12 kids.

Day 3:

No... I must keep killing... I need to pursue this "Mass-Murderer" award... *kills Gentle Lorenzo*

Uuuuuugh... whatever, I'll just head back and make more nachos.