Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Despite that ruined friendship moment, Beshte's still bein' a fun-lovin' hippo. Bunga, on the other hand, just Zuka Zama'd into that Tesco without any second thoughts.

Ragyo, I am disappoint.

Darwin is now playing to avenge Squirt.

NIGHT◊ TWO◊

• ...oh, crap.
• Miyuki suddenly goes crazy and gleefully piledrives Kiryu until he finally dies.
• Romio's had enough of cuteness for one day, thanks.
• Tori getting a job is a Big Deal™
• Robotnik does Robotnik things.
• ...ew.
• TIL that brioches can wear shirts.
• Ragyo's ghost comes to annoy Bunga, who is not amused.
• Robot Leader is paranoid that Alien Leader is going to kill him over not translating his comedy routine.
• Poor kitty.
• In his dying moments, Buck hears nothing but the melody of I Need U.
• Kars drives a car down a highway of cars, but the other cars notice Kars' car light briefly flashes. Kars is confused about his car.
• This is sad, Alexa play Baepsae.
• Why can I see Darwin actually doing this?
• Pfft, poor Walter.
• Ace, DO NOT.
• Murgurgle has a big case of The Sads. It's such a big case that the entire Arena gets flooded.

DAY THREE◊

• Happy birthday, Darwin! Unfortunately, he doesn't seem to have a canon birth date.
• The crossiant somehow spoops Ace for his evil plots.
• The last we ever hear of Izu is a revelation that she never learned how to read.
• ...well, this is awkward. Maybe Venti thought Hinokuri was a plushie?
• Dr. McNinja breaks down into sobs when he finds Izu's corpse.
• ...but you just got elected to run the Hunger Games!
• Don't mess with Poppy!
• But will this prophecy actually come true?
• Bunga prepares for the REAL SERIOUS HOURS and kills off a comic relief character. RIP Romio.
• Considering Walter's power boost, I guess this is a fair fight?
• Whatcha gonna do? Eat it?

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ Kiryu, Buck, HYYH pt.2, Izu and Romio

Tory ik you're a murdergame host but can you not

Venti what the everloving fuck

Kars driving a car, tho.

Torimoti running the Games and then singing about being a good strong leader? Interesting...

Edited by Zanreo on Oct 25th 2020 at 3:47:16 PM

Speaking of Venti Zorua, I wonder if you get the Abba's tea reference in one of the events Venti got in?

Man, how does Izu not know how to read, she's an AI robot whose evo led to near humanity!

Edited by VengefulBale on Oct 25th 2020 at 8:55:02 AM

Seems that Bunga killed Romio for hating cutesy things.

mfw

NIGHT◊ THREE◊

• I don't think she was trying to be evil in the first place, was she?
• ...you do know what happened to that one tribute of mine when he bullied a dragon, right Poppy?
• Blizzagia is very heavily against Torimoti ruling the Arena and writes a callout post detailing all his crimes. It works a little too well as Torimoti yeets himself in the bin.
• The brioche laments its lack of legs.
• ...they have husbandos?
• Yeah okay Murgurgle
• Oof, tribute betrayal. RIP Tabby.
  • But wait! Delcatty comes back to life with the power of determination! She's still in it!
• Why did you have to take a level in jerkass, Hinata!?
• No, Yooka, I don't.
• I mean that's probably true, JoJo is infamous for its quotable lines.
• Okay, who jumpscared Naruto with BTS songs at the highest volume?
• Halsey and Venti duel. The latter realises how unfair it is that he's fighting against a Muggle, so he yeets himself into the Forcefield.

DAY◊ FOUR◊

• Ninian finds a cute FNAF plushie. It suddenly comes to life, puts on a pair of shades and destroys her.
• Turns out that Murgurgle dreamed about a good time last night.
• We finally learn what Tori does for a living… I think.
• But it never had a voice to begin with…
• Now there are two robot leaders!
• Dr. McNinja manipulates Beshte into killing himself, all for the sake of a lame pun. What's with all the suicides in this update, anyway?
• Hey, it's not Kars' fault that your attempted betrayal was a failure!
• Hinokuri has store!
• ...oh. RIP to Bambang and I. Literally. *dies*
  • Thanks for setting the mood, Dr. Tropy.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ Torimoti, Venti, Ninian and Beshte

Edited by Psychedelicate on Oct 26th 2020 at 4:46:22 AM

The biker gang part tho lmaoooo

Bunga bein' an    EDGY    gangsta right after killing, tho. RIP Beshte.

(x7) Huh?

And man that was an undignified way to go.

I mean the one where a tribute finds out about Venti tea. I suggested it as a reference to an April Fool's joke last year about that Jojo moment with Giorno and Abbacchio

Ohhh, the one where they released official merch of Abbacchio’s piss? I guess in Venti’s case that would be more like alcohol than tea if anything.

Last update for today.

NIGHT◊ FOUR◊

• Apparently, Dr. McNinja has hair that's long enough to be braided.
• Link's losing track of time.
• Walter suddenly decides to speak in rhyme. Dude, now's not the time!
• Halsey vs. Baked Breakfast Foods!
• Now I'm morbidly curious about what an alternate version of HYYH pt.1 would be like. I guess it'd have demo versions of the songs? Or different songs?
• Poppy gets spoopy for the Halloween season.
• Robot Leader brutally punishes Miyuki for killing his nominator. The latter survives, but he loses a lot of blood and has to use prosthetic arms from now on.
• Squiddicus doesn't want Bocchi's pity!
• Morshu somehow attacks Naruto with a Fetus Terrible. Um. Yikes.
• Oof, poor Hinokuri.
• Volvagia sneezes to death because no one was around to help him.
• Robotnik unexpectedly pulls an Heroic Sacrifice. Wow. What a turnaround.
• Alien Leader reads the original Hunger Games books and tries to replicate Peeta's journey. Too bad there's no Katniss to help him survive.

DAY◊ FIVE◊

• Yooka suddenly snaps and kills 3 young tributes.
• Hinokuri is comforted by the fact that Squiddicus likes the former's source material… wait, does it even have one?
• Halsey makes a mistake and pays a huge price for it.
• Why, the grammar in that message is off! But Walter doesn't care, he can only scoff.
• Whoa, whoa, Link, calm down buddy! There's nothing wrong with the time!
• This kinda sounds like something Kars would do. In a JoJo abridged series, at least.
• Naruto finds the DK Rap.
• Welp, seeya next year, Dr. Tropy.
• Oh come on, Hinata, Dope isn't even that insulting of a song. Heck, it even has some really inspiring lyrics! Oh well, RIP HYYH pt.1 I guess.
• You trust the guy who killed his own nominator…? Yeah okay.
• Of course he does. Because candy bars can't talk.
• Damn, that must be the perfect brioche. Can I eat it?

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ Volvagia, Robotnik, Alien Leader, Bocchi, Darwin, Luna, Halsey, Dr. N. Tropy and HYYH pt.1

I just realised that there's pastries nominated

I—

Geez Bunga, did exploring those alternate dimensions with one of BTS' albums make you snap?

Luna being killed by a giant space laser is funny to me.

Yooka commiting mass children murder.

Kars, plz.

RIP Robotnik, Redemption Equals Death i guess

Edited by DubhKafkaesque on Oct 26th 2020 at 3:02:38 PM