Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Oh geez... the Earth killed a black hole, and then got killed itself? Considering that it had a face this season, its death actually makes sense.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 7th 2019 at 1:00:48 AM

Shepard: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite place to nap in the Games. -falls asleep, only to be blasted by Star-Lord-

Guess Quill thought that Shep was too Renegade to be kept alive. Also, that mental image of Kylo walking out of Area 51 alongside his impromptu teammates with Sith Holocrons in tow is something that I'd pay to be drawn.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 20th 2021 at 12:06:59 PM

Ah, RIP Messier 87. I looked forward to Four fighting it and winning, just like they did in BFB. And damn, does Violet change love interests quickly.

Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Aug 6th 2019 at 10:04:41 AM

Guess Nitros found out about The Earth's cunning plan and had to put a end to it.

Kaito raiding Area 51? Perfect.

Zig keeps surviving stuff, huh?

And now I'd like to hear a villain song based on this

Lana's normally a nice person, but I guess she still can't resist a chance to mess with a Jedi. (Lana is still a Sith, after all.)

Fourth Update!

• Battle Music

• Night 3
  • Celebrating his accomplishments, Therhon ate a 10-foot long pizza slice. It was delicious.

  • Barracuda had several intestinal issues, which ended up dooming Cutie with the stench.

  • Akudos Gil began brewing a love potion, he needed to make sure it will help him to make tributes weak and vulnerable, unfortunately, Violet put an end to this scheme by knocking it over and spilling the potion all over the floor.

  • Blixer dreams of forming a space gang, and becoming a celebrity across the known universe.

  • Dave Bowman gives himself a medal for his survival of the Bloodbath, knowing fully well he could now tell dinosaurs that he survived the meteorite that made them go extinct.

  • Star-Lord and AVGN began talking about Sea and Space travel, Star-Lord made note of the importance of having a tight grip on the ship's supports or to have a cord helping you out, as falling overboard was most certainly a death sentence for all sailors.

  • The Gluttons were hungry, they were desperate for any form of nourishment and eventually ended up entering a portal... Which led into a dark realm, similar to the Voidlands, filled with bloodthirsty monsters, which ended up giving the Gluttons a very ironic fate.

  • The Globetrotters received a special notebook, a notebook for killing people from the Shinigami Ryuk, Ryuk told them that if they were to win, they would have to learn the names of all their opposition, as any mortal who had their names written in the book would be killed.

  • Grandma Taters had fought the Enterprise long ago, back when she was a younger alien parasite, she loathed them but had found that experience entertaining and fun to look back to, she reminded the crew of that occasion and they all had a good laugh about it.

  • Kaito and Kylo identified Neo as a big threat due to her massive mecha body and so Kaito cloned himself and created a giant construct to fight her, while Kylo directed his attacks.

  • Basco knew his own strength wouldn't be enough in the long run to win, so he used the bodies of all the fallen tributes so far as a tribute to the Black Cross King, the villain responded from hell by bestowing him with dark power made from the grudges of Hell's inhabitants.

  • NOS-4-A2 decided that he had enough of being in the games, and so decided to use a beanstalk to climb out of the Arena, however, he failed to account for the Forcefield's durability and was met with a shocking end.

• Day 4
  • Rey saw the Death Star rising up, she decided to end it once and for all, channeling all her emotions she used the Force to launch her lightsaber at it's weak-spot, allowing it to blow up the space station for good, she also saw an entity raise from the rubble and destroyed it as well.

  • Barracuda saw the Enterprise and Neo doing a paintball war and decided not to take any part on it.

  • ZIG ran out of fuel, and fell inside of a dark forest, there, a group of rampaging Yetis crushed it when stampeding.

  • Starro thought it could win by assimilating every other tribute without having to move from it's hiding spot, but President Snow was not having any of that.

  • AVGN could sense the hatred deep-seated within Blixer, the fever, the rage, it was enough for him to cut his losses and retreat for the time being.

  • Kylo finds out that he isn't even supposed to be in this Season, and fully uses his new status as a glitch to achieve new things.

  • CHAOS decides to shoot and paste some paper balls on the Fossil.

  • Basco turned into his true form and stared at Four, Four was amused and laughed it off, then he patted ways in a friendly manner.

  • Vladimir saw his chance to crush Kaito and Taters and attempted to kill them with a snowball... Only to fail and for them to swear revenge.

  • The Dino Asteroid loses it's outer parts and is reduced to it's nucleus, which sneaks back into it's camp.

• Fallen Tributes 4: Cute MOMOCO, Hungry Gluttons, NOS-4-A2, The Death Star, ZIG-01, Starro.

Okay, odd taste for earwax-flavoured jellybeans aside, Kaito is doing pretty awesome here so far.

Hang on, I swear that that "kicked out for being AFK" event's not supposed to be fatal, but considering that the other HGS Server events have the tribute being erased from it...

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 6th 2019 at 10:19:28 PM

First Kylo leads a strike on Area 51 with Kaito, then he rides atop a giant Kaito's head... might as well call this season "Kylo Ren's Bizarre Adventure".

Meanwhile, Rey's finishing what Luke started.

Kylo and Kaito are partners, huh? Pretty interesting actually, although Kaito had to have gone to the Dark Side...

Fifth Update!

• Battle Music

• Night 4
  • The Enterprise gets noticed that they must let the asteroid crash and kill the competition.

  • CHAOS comforts the Fossil over Starro's demise.

  • Vladimir is unable to remember now what is the secret to all his skills as Taters finds out.

  • Nitros Oxide fought valiantly against Hachimaru, but lost, however, Star-Lord came to his aid by growing him with a potion. Only for Nitros to crush him accidentally.

  • Violet attempts to force two of her former friends and Nero to catch HK, but they all turn on her.

  • Despero looks at the EXP points AVGN gained and decides to take them while the latter's asleep.

  • Akudos mocked Kylo:
    •    "You call yourself a Sith Lord? And the Emperor of the Universe? Laughable, you are just a pathetic little overlord wannabe. You could try to be 20% more effective, so that at least you're worth laughing about."   

  • Impressed by Four's fearlessness, Basco developed feelings for the blue creature, but he felt weird, all this time he had never cared for any living being besides himself, and as such was embarrassed when Barracuda revealed that secret of his.

• Day 5
  • Dave's not ready for Photo Day, what a shame!

  • The Iron Fossil shape-shifted into a copy of the Enterpriseand began messing with the latter by claiming to be from a parallel universe.

  • Kaito and Barracuda are naked!

  • Theron decides to summon one of Valecor's shadows to help him with Rey, Kylo Ren and HK-47, who had all teamed up to win. Unfortunately for him, the Shadow ate everyone, himself included.

  • The Globetrotters finds CHAOS useless, just useless. And they express that sentiment out loud.

  • Four hires Nero and Hachimaru to make an anime of him, too bad both are terrible artists and the whole thing ends up badly. Nero will be sure to never ask them for anything ever again.

  • Lana decides she will be a troll from now on and dabs on Blixer to prove it.

  • Violet builds a deck with a special tool, she almost completed it before the tool blows up.

• Fallen Tributes 5: Star-Lord, Theron Shan, HK-47, Kylo Ren and Rey.

Edited by VengefulBale on Aug 7th 2019 at 12:02:49 PM

Well, at least Kylo and Rey were hopefully memorable, so there's that.

That shadow monster must have a taste for Star Wars characters.

two things:
1. Rose is violet's girlfriend (and, in this case, ex)
2. That last event was rose, not vio

but still a yeet update

Edited by Smiley100P on Aug 7th 2019 at 3:35:35 AM

Barracuda never had any clothes to begin with, though. XD

And RIP Kaito's partner in crime. He and Rey died in the same event. Huh.

Stealing EXP from a gamer? How appropriate.

Also, it's Nero, not Zero.

1. Four/Basco is a Foe Yay now, I guess.

2. Man, was that karmic retribution for Violet awesome.

Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Aug 7th 2019 at 10:15:01 AM

Sixth Update

• Battle Music

• Night 5
  • Despite his loss of power, AVGN still had enough to almost kills Kaito, until the later managed to escape from the attack at the last minute.

  • Rose didn't watch her steps and falls into a pitch black hole.

  • Nitros and CHAOS invite the Globetrotters to dinner in an excited way.

  • Violet was hungry and stealthily drank an invisibility potion to go to Despero's camp and eat his apples. Despero saw that and believed ghosts to be after him.

  • Nero proves her sadism as she slaughters Boos for fun.

  • They all danced, like no one was shooting at them.

  • The Enterprise decides to use masses of insects as fuel, as all else was running out.

  • Dave Bowman is now Smolman.

• Day 6
  • Nero is a fan of Super Sentai.

  • The Globetrotters and a deer talk about psychology in dire times.

  • CHAOS and Violet decided to do some sparring, which was very much destructive. The Enterprise had enough of that and called them out on their destruction of the ruins in the Arena.

  • Smolman chases Four, warnings him that he is coming closer and closer.

  • Kaito begins to go insane from being in the games as screams are heard.

  • AVGN knew Despero's father, even seeing a lot of him on his son.

  • Taters almost gets voted out, luckily she's popular enough to be spared.

  • Vladimir is tired from last night's conga and demands healing, which Fossil is more than willing to provide.

  • Lana couldn't be any more Wrong Genre Savvy.

• Fallen Tributes 6: Rose.

I know I'm jumping the gun with explaining references yet again, but that deer event's a Far From Noise ref. Pageless works must be the bane of all players curious about them.

So Earth killed a black hole. also how do you wedgie an asteroid

In some trope examples, I've seen examples that tell little about the actual work, and in one case it basically boils down "there was that Pokemon roleplay where this happened, but it's now defunct" - not even a name. It's even worse than pageless references.

Edited by PinkCelebi on Aug 8th 2019 at 4:27:04 PM

Quick question: what are the "ruined the ruins" and "I'm getting closer whenever you're not running" events referencing? Today on "I'm An Uncultured Swine"...

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 8th 2019 at 7:41:57 AM

The first's one's from Steven Universe (specifically, "Steven vs. Amethyst"), and it's already in the Shout-Out page. The second one's this meme.◊

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 8th 2019 at 10:47:17 PM