Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Lmao, Kirishima's being rather in-character so far XD

Maizono pls show yourself to me XD

Let's go, make it quick.

• Night◊One in its entirety◊

• Night◊One Events #1◊
  • Marie, still mad at the fact that Jackie Chan had thrown her into the bush, spends most of the night trying to take out all the thorns that have been lodged inside her body. As she hears footsteps near her, she summons her stand who shoots out a concentrated beam of pure energy, who slices clean through Bigfoot's body as his lifeless body falls dead on the ground. " Oops. Hope no one heard that."

  • Someone did, hear that, however, as Sayaka gets scared and missteps, causing her to fall into the ravine that was created once Bob put on the ring that Shao Kahn had given him as a gift. As the lava in the pit covers her body, she spends her last moments thinking about all her fans around the world, as she puts out one final thumb up hoping that the fans could at least see it.

  • One of the people watching this seasons seems to want to cause a specific type of chaos as someone had sent Sans the Stone Mask AS WELL as the Red Stone of Aja, along with the instructions of how to make them work. " So I just put on the mask, immediately followed by the stone? Seems easy enough," he says as he does exactly that. A large flash of light escapes the camp of Sans, as he is turned into a super being. He immediately places the artifacts away, as he feels the new surge of power and intelligence overcome his body.

• Night◊One Events #2◊
  • It appears that the first night is spent making friends, as a bunch of them group to play a game that no one has played since their high school days. Dodgeball. Of course, the winner of the game is Rakanishu, the only being who does not have an actual solid form for a body, so even the hits just pass through him and cause of that, he is crowned the victor. Truly, the person who doesn't need to dodge ever wins. Who would've guessed?

  • Jackie Chan comes across the other half of the Squid Sisters, immediately prompting him to say "No, no, NO, I told you. I don't want any trouble..." " Trouble, what? You're misunderstanding me. I just want to find my sis-" she says as she's cut short by Jackie Chan placing his hand on the top of her head and ripping her head clean off. " Wait, you can't just kill m-... I'm not dead, what?" she asks, flabbergasted. "No, you're not dead. I just don't want any trouble," says Jackie Chan as he sets her head down, and continues on.

  • CATS is still having his madness tantrum going on as Kokichi walks up to him and starts speaking. "Hey, none of that. You just have to listen. As the guy in charge of this seasons Hunger Games, all you need to do is-" he stops as he's cut off by CATS' fist hitting him square across the jaw. CATS stands up and starts flailing his hands around as some hits land and some do not. Kokichi managed to cover his head with his arms, however, and uses the opening to grab a hold of CATS' arm and pull him closer, kneeing him right into the groin. "Hey, you have to let me fin-" but he's cut short by CATS grabbing onto his hips and throwing him behind his body. After this, CATS just states " You know what, you're not worth my time," and falls down to the ground, sleeping. "Huh, insanity induced by not getting enough sleep. I know a bit about that," says Kokichi as he grabs a hold of CATS' legs and drags his body back to his camp.

• Night◊One Events #3◊
  • The Solar System decides that it was time to buy a ranch, calling upon the phone of a farm owner who had decided to sell his ranch and put an ad for it online. Unfortunately, the ranch owner doesn't buy it as he states "Alright, nice job, kid. You did it. You pranked me. Why the fuck would the Solar System want to buy my ranch? Lets say you are what you say you are. You already own the fucking ranch then. As well as the planet. And everything else in the system," he says as he slams the phone on the table. "Stupid idiot fucking kid."

  • Kuja scoffs as he points his hand at Cell and casts lighting upon his body. "You know what happens when a frog gets hit with Thundaga? The same thing that happens to everything else," he says as the lighting reduces Cell's body to ashes. After leaving the area, it takes mere minutes for Cell to reconstitute his entire body back from the ashes that were left on the ground. " Apparently not. Unless this was the intented effect. In which case, weird," says Cell as he walks away.

  • Polly, deciding that there's not enough time, goes outside hoping to marry the first person that she sees. She comes across a snowclone soldier that is patrolling the area and walks up to him, before stating " Hey, I'm the perfect girl. I drink, do drugs, love partying and I enjoy sex a lot. Please marry me. Please," she yells out to the soldier. "Sorry, but I can't. Those are the rules. Couldn't even if I wanted to," replies the soldier, before continuing his patrol.

• Night◊One Events #4◊
  • Bruce Lee comes across Lion-O building a wall between his camp and the camp of True and walks up to him. "Alright, why are you doing this to that poor kid? It probably needs our help more than this," asks Bruce Lee as he tries to look past the giant wall that Lion-O continually stacks bricks on. " I can't shake off the feeling that the kid that you see is not actually a kid, but an otherworldly conqueror that has this realm as the next on his checklist. He probably also has a huge hammer," he replies back, still stacking more and more bricks. "Well, can't argue with that," says Bruce Lee as he bends down and helps Lion-O with the stacking.

  • Chester walks back to his camp and immediately calls upon Alma Coin on his holographic projector. "Listen, Alma. I almost got exposed. Some guy clad in armor wanted to beat me, I'm pretty sure, but then he pledged his allegiance after I bested him in battle. Hopefully we can get him on our side. I gotta sign out, don't want anyone intruding on our talks to find out who I work for," he says as he closes the projector and pushes it under his bed.

  • Zoe decides to spend more of his time at Getaway's place, even after he had called upon Makarov and Kano to spend the night there as well. " Hey, Getaway. I noticed that piano just sitting there, you mind if I play something on it? I haven't done it in a while, but it's there and I might as well..." she asks politely. "Of course you may, Zoe. Be my guest," he says as he watches Zoe walk over to the piano and sit down, relieved that there is no fart noise this time around. She plays a piece of music, leaving everyone in the camp in awe after she's done.

• Night◊One Events #5◊
  • The Bird had been chasing Kirishima for a while, leaving Kirishima to wonder how this even got to happen. " Wait, why am I doing this? Why am I running away from an egg?" before abruptly stopping and running in the direction of the Bird, who turns around and runs the other way, breaking the circle and starting a new one.

  • As Carlos jumps from behind the Specter Knight, he digs a knife into the side of the body, as The Specter Knight sprays a bunch of ketchup from the packets that he's been holding onto for this specific moment, before dropping them on the ground, leaving the kid angry at the fact he just got made fun of.

  • "   Right, so. Basically what I'm saying is that every reality that we come from is fiction to everyone else but us. What you call Real Life is fiction to me for instance,   " explains Shao Kahn, obviously referring to the reality that Psyche and Housefly Jr. come from. "   You come from the same reality as Pesky Housefly Jr., so basically what I'm saying is... You might want to appreciate that "fictional" reality while you're in this one, cause when you come back to it it won't be fictional anymore. It'll just be boring old real life, where you don't run the risk of dying to something stupid, like a monkey,   " he says as Psyche nods at him. "I guess you're right. What a great way to sell Housefly's source material to me," she says. "   Source material?   " replies Shao Kahn, oblivious.

• Night◊One Events #6◊
  • " Dumb... fucking... lab experiment monkey," says SCP-682 as he stares at the thing in front of him. Unfortunately for him, the monkey seems to be very pissed off as it jumps on his back and stars ripping chunks of his reptilian body as SCP-682 desperately tries to throw it off his body. As it roars out in pain, the monkey mutt grabs the top part of 682's jaw and rips it off, before slamming it through SCP-682's head and piercing it through his brain, before bringing both of his hands up and continuously slamming onto the jaw, pushing it deeper and deeper into his brain until he dies.

  • Finding out that SCP-682's regeneration has been tampered with before he was released into this season of Hunger Games, Gamechanger sets out on a mission to get rid of him before any other tribute can. As he sets his foot down on the ground, he sets out a mechanism that Lord Shen had put down, which opens a door from which Shen jumped upwards and cleanly sliced through Gamechanger's body, leaving the two sides of his body to fall down on the ground, flopping awkwardly before they did so. Shen's beautiful white feathers were covered in Gamechanger's blood, as he immediately flew back to the camp to wash himself.

  • Ernie had decided to get rid of all the bad feelings that he was feeling these few previous days by going to the ice rink to skate a bit. He comes across the Butterfly God, who had been perched on one of the railings of the skate rink, as he the God faces him before he even sets his ice skates on the rink. "Ah, sorry. Didn't know you wanted to blow off some steam. It seems I have dozed off a bit... I'll be going then," and with a flap of his wings, it leaves Ernie alone in the rink. Ernie just sits there for a while, contemplating the giant butterfly.

  • Cordelia challenges anyone to beat her in a pie eating contest. Harumi and Fane take the bait, as Cordelia uses her stand to turn the pies into small chocolate pieces 20 times their size and easily gulping them down, as Harumi and Fane finally understand what appears to be happening here. "Hey, that's not the point. Cheating is not the point," Harumi and Fane yell out in unison. " You'd do it if you could, too." replies back Cordelia, happy that she won the challenge.

  • As Peso happily skips to the nearest Arby's to get some food, he sees that the Arby's has been closed after the appearance of the rival hotdog/Krabby Patty store. Apparently, Arby's hasn't been getting enough profit from the looks of it. At the sight of this, Peso falls down on his knees and starts crying...

TRANSITION TIME

• Day◊Two in its entirety◊

• Day◊Two Events #1◊
  • "I... I did it... I won! I won the games," yells Fane out loud, arms outstretched as he falls down to his knees, ready to cry from happiness before...

  • "   Hey, will you shut up! I'm trying to pick some flowers over here,   " yells out Shao Kahn as he bends down and starts collecting plants for his nefarious needs. "   Which one of these are the most poisonous... There has to be a poisonous plant here that will help me in winning the game. But which one is the most help?   "

  • Bruce Lee decides that the best way to win the games is to be inconspicuous, just like the people who had the food business. That is exactly why he starts being an armorer, selling armors and weapons. The first customer is True, who wants diamond armor and a diamond sword to go alongside her pickaxe. He uses the crafting table to make her everything she asked for, handing it over to her as she happily pays him. " Thank you, don't forget to play Minecraft," she says, almost as if obligated now that she's sponsored by it. His second customer is Kirino, who states " H-hey... any armor will do... I just want to live longer," she says as she places the money on the counter. Bruce Lee hands her over some diamond armor from the left over diamond that True brought along. The third person is Francis, who brings his chainsaw along and places it on his counter. "So, uh, fix my chainsaw, will ya?" asks Francis as Bruce Lee places it below his counter and gives him another chainsaw, one that can be wielded with one hand. "This one is better, no need for fixing," he says as he smiles at Francis, who just gives him some cash. "Thank you."

• Day◊Two Events #2◊
  • After finding out that he's a god, Cello walks up to the Butterfly God and bows down to him, seeking protection. " You... can help me right? I had a quick brush with death earlier and I'm scared," he says as he stands up immediately afterwards. "Pledging your allegiance is nice and all... but I don't know how much power I have in this realm. I will try my best though, follower," says the Butterfly God, majestically flapping his wings as he floats in space.

  • After finding out that Skarlet is a person who would do anything to come across blood, her version of water, Getaway feels sick and takes out a giant sword to kill Skarlet with. He runs towards Skarlet and starts slashing at her, but Skarlet swiftly dodges all his blows. Getting angrier by the minute, Getaway's slashes become sloppier and sloppier, as Skarlet's body turns into blood, as Getaway slips and falls onto his sword as oil starts flying around everywhere, covering the ground. "Next time, don't get sloppy with me," replies Skarlet as she walks away, happy with what she had accomplished.

  • As Makarov notices that Peso had been laughing loudly, he walks up to him and asks "Hey, what's the big idea? What gives you the right to laugh at me after you cried at that Arby's?" " For your information, I was laughing WITH you. But you're such an idiot that I wish I was laughing at you, instead."

• Day◊Two Events #3◊
  • Turns out CATS did get to kill Kokichi, who was found by Specter Knight. "Anyway for me to brings this guy back?" he says as he grabs a Phoenix Down that he had found and places it on Kokichi, who is brought back... with SCP-682's personality. "You're an idiot human. Thank you for bringing me back. Now I can finally cause ch-" and his idea is cut short, as the Knight slices Kokichi's head off, destroying his body as well as SCP-682's soul.

  • "Polly, you don't have to eat sugar cause you got rejected. This happens to all of us, alright? You've got to live through it, trust me," says Jackie Chan as he sits down next to Polly. Polly, who still has her mouth full of sugar, replies back with " No idea, what you mean, what sugar?" as sugar keeps falling out of her mouth with every word she says.

  • Callie seems to have become a bit of an extreme sports fan, as she grabs a surfboard and asks Cordelia to keep her company with the surfing. "Hope you enjoy this, cause I loooove it," she says, as he grabs onto the board and jumps into the water. "I'll be right there," says Cordelia, as she jumps into the water after her.

• Day◊Two Events #4◊
  • Roman draws a pentagram in the middle of his camp and places a hand on top of it, before chanting some ominous latin sounds. He then use his teeth to bite into his finger, drawing blood and drawing an outline of blood over the pentagram drawing, before punching the ground dead centre in the pentagram, as a white light blinds him, before a skinwalker materializes right in front of him. He smiles, saying " You'll be just what I need to tip the scales in my favor," he says as he stands up and introduces himself to the skinwalker.

  • You know what, Shen. I'm not even going to write about this experience cause you think you're so cool.

  • Carlos starts pondering. "Was the real Captain Marvel the one who had the name first? Or the one who legally owns the name now after Marvel won the legal battle... I just can't decide who I like more to pick a side..."

• Day◊Two Events #5◊
  • After realizing that they're from the same reality, Psyche starts confessing a bunch of secrets to the Housefly. "You know, Housefly... I think Zanreo has the right idea. I would trust CATS as much as she would. I can't really think of a reason as to why not, you know?"

  • Lion-O decides to make fan fiction on how the real world would act if the Horde of Warcraft would attack and the only thing between them was the armies of the world as well as the Alliance.

  • "You know what, I know exactly the way to shut you up," says Harumi as she wires Kuja up to an artifact that will change his entire personality. "No more references to bad movies from the 2000's either."

• Day◊Two Events #6◊
  • As Sans, Ernie and the Bird charge up against the alliance of Kano, Chester and Zoe, they realize that something isn't right as they are not standing back. " Alright, even as the ultimate being, I don't feel confident enough. We'll do it some other time," says Sans, as he teleports his team away.

  • Kirishima decides to throw fire at Nemo, who is still underwater by the way, before Marie rushes in and tells Kirishima " No, you idiot. That's where Nemo lives!" as she dives in to save Nemo. She gets out and sets him down on the ground, as Nemo says "I can't... breathe... help..," before Marie realizes what she did. " Oh, right," she says as she grabs Nemo and throws him back underwater. You better watch out, Kirishima!" she says, as Kirishima just looks dumbfounded at what had happened.

TRANSITION TIME

• Fallen◊Tributes◊: Magical Girl Sayaka, SCP-682, Detective Gamechanger, Getaway and Kokichi.

Edited by TheMemeMan on May 25th 2019 at 4:56:24 PM

Lolwat? I'm becoming friends with the housefly? And I'd trust CATS? Weird XD

Kirishima, no! Don't turn to villainy!

And RIP Sayaka and Kokichi. I didn't nominate you guys, but I was hoping you'd last at least a little longer!

Edited by Psychedelicate on May 24th 2019 at 11:44:54 PM

Alas, poor Sayaka.

At least she dies on her own instead of being obliterated like the other one.

Edited by Mhazard on May 24th 2019 at 9:49:26 PM

Damn Shen used his skills to kill GC, RIP.

Omega Sans?!

All your trust are belong to CATS.

Pfft, true enough

Fucking dammit, Ouma.

For some reason Kano is murdering people already. That didn't take long for a turn to the dark side.

Is it safe to call Jackie Chan the official nemesis of the Squid Sisters this season?

Speaking of which, despite the band name, Callie and Marie are actually cousins, if you were not aware. (I noticed you were about to have Callie refer to Marie as her "sister" during her dialogue.)

Edited by Cybersbe on May 24th 2019 at 8:18:10 AM

Heh, CATS's fight with Kokichi...

Some of the formatting isn't closed off properly (or doesn't exist at all???). Not wanting to be picky, just sayin'.

I love being an idiot that clicks F5 twice in a row.

• Night◊Two in its entirety

• Night◊Two Events #1◊
  • "I feel like we should let the person that understand how an omnicidal maniac works talk to the person who is an omnicidal maniac, what do you think Psyche?" asks Jackie Chan. "Not only that, but she's probably one of the only people who can survive the destruction of the solar system. I feel like it's worth a try," says Psyche as she nods her head. "Oh please, save me the pleasantries. I was going to do it anyway," she says as she tells Jackie Chan and Psyche to leave the area while she does her ritual.

  • Ernie had been going from camp to camp searching for the coveted PC of Detective Gamechanger, wanting to use it for his own nefarious needs as much as every other tribute had wanted at the moment. After coming across the now deserted camp of the dead tribute, Ernie moved his arms in the air and screamed in happiness, before sitting on the chair across the computer and launching a DDoS attack on the servers that are broadcasting the games across the multiverse, before smiling smugly. " Now the real party can begin," he thought to himself.

  • As the Housefly continually flies around the grill, he realizes that the steak had been left on the grill for a bit too long, before turning the grill off and pushing his steak on his plate. He had made it well done. "Well, it's not that bad, really. It'll pass," the fly thinks to itself.

• Night◊Two Events #2◊
  • After finding out what Kuja had done, Peso decides to pledge his allegiance to the powerful Mage. He walks up to him and pushes his body down to the ground, before looking up at Kuja and stating the words. " I wish to be your minion. I heard whispers of your power and now I want to feel it myself," says Peso, again facing the ground. "The things you heard of me do not mean anything now, for I have changed. I do not wish to harm tributes, but to better understand them," says Kuja as he walks away from the subservient penguin. Of course, the penguin just follows instead.

  • As Chester is looking for the knight that he had previously faced in battle, a giant butterfly soon perched himself on a rock near the singer. " You are... without a doubt... one of the most fabulous tributes I have ever seen. I can only wish that other people had the fashion sense of yourself," says the Butterfly as it flaps its wings in happiness. "Maybe that doesn't need to be just a wish after all. We can form the Fashion Police. Subject them to our own rules. Sounds easy enough, besides, who wouldn't listen to a god?" says Chester.

  • CATS' insanity seems to not have been fixed by just sleeping it off, as the overlord appears to be suffering from what appears to be paranoia. " Ha ha ha ha..." is about as much as this broken shell of a man can muster when he isn't breathing into his paper bag. After he appears to calm himself down, CATS gets in bed and falls asleep.

• Night◊Two Events #3◊
  • " You don't deserve to wear my armor," says True, who jumps into the air to be able to headbutt the much taller Kirino. " Hmph, don't even try to stop me. You will regret it," says Kirino as she gets into a position to hold her ground, jumping at True ready to counter her headbutt with another headbutt. Unfortunately, the diamond armor of True appears to be enchanted, so Kirino falls flat on the ground, as well as having her armor unequipped from the sheer force of the blow as True grabs the armour and walks away. "I don't want to see you wearing this ever again," says True as she walks away.

  • Feeling annoyed at the fact that Peso had made fun of him earlier this season, Makarov decides to use all the pent up anger to cause some mayhem. After seeing Carlos, he yells out to him and tells him "Hey, boy. Come over here. I'll kill you... I'll kill you to death!" while getting ready to point his gun at the kid. Unfortunately, by the time he points his gun at Carlos, the kid had already left. "You should pay more attention in times like these," says Carlos as he stabs the back of Makarov's knees, making him fall down to the ground. As Makarov points his gun at Carlos while he's still on the ground, Carlos grabbs onto the muzzle and moves it out of the way before lunging at Makarov's throat and stabbing right through it, as blood starts gushing out. "Nice job killing me, hero," says Carlos as he walks away while Makarov desperately tries to stop the bleeding by putting pressure on his wound, but to no avail...

  • The ultra powerful version of Sans decides to be an even bigger dick as he gets out in the middle of the night to search for nuts that he could use in his new prank. After finding a few nuts, he teleports to the camp of the sleeping Kano, putting the nuts he had found in front of his groin and chuckling to himself before saying, "alright. go for olympic gold," as he turns his hand into a squirrel, letting him jump towards the nuts, before biting into Kano himself instead of the nuts he had laid out for him. As Kano yelps in pain and jumps from his deep sleep, Sans had already left, and so did the squirrel.

• Night◊Two Events #4◊
  • While watching Francis play around with his RC Plane, the Bird starts tugging onto the pant of Francis' leg, who realizes that this means the Bird wants to have a shot at flying the plane. "Knock yourself out, kid," says Francis as he hands the kid the controller to the plane, who desperately tries to fly but due to not having hands he ends up crashing it. "Alright, cool. Where did you learn to fly?" says Francis as he grabs the controller and walks away from the Bird, disappointed.

  • "Alright, what's the point. I'm not looking to keep my figure. I'm a skeleton. Plus, no one is watching," thinks Fane to himself as he goes to dip his nacho twice, putting about as much cheese as the chip could hold without breaking apart, before placing it in his mouth and biting into it. "I'm sure it's delicious, but I can't taste anything."

  • " A kid asked if Captain Marvel was DC or Marvel. The truth is... it's neither. It's me," says Lion-O as he points his sword up at the sky and yells Shazam!, as magical lighting strikes his sword, instantly giving him the costume as well as the powers of Shazam.

• Night◊Two Events #5◊
  • "Yeah, yeah. Ha ha. A peacock walks into a bar. Orders a martini. Very funny joke. Shaken, by the way, not stirred," he says, wanting to drown his sorrows. The bartender obliges and says "I wasn't going to make that joke." "I know you weren't going to. You don't have to," he says as he slices the head of the bartender, not wanting to pay for the martini.

  • "Alright. I think I got it figured out. This armor shop business isn't going too well, but with your help we can be the best ninjas to ever exist. We can use the armor shop as a hide out, what do you say? Two people that can walk through walls and a superhero. We'll be unstoppable," says Bruce Lee as he extends his arm and puts it in the circle. "You all in?" asks Bruce Lee. "Aye." says Polly. "Aye." say Kirishima and the Specter in unison. "Good," says Bruce Lee.

  • "Gods, please let me get a better grasp on how my powers work. I would really appreciate it, says Cordelia as she slices the throat of the goat she had been holding in her arms, letting the blood of the goat fill in the pentagram that she had drawn beforehand.

• Night◊Two Events #6◊
  • Step right up, get on the Euthanasia Coaster. Come on, it's free. Don't you want to try it out?!" yells out Skarlet, hoping people take the bait. "   But wait, the Euthanasia... Coaster.... Why that name?   " asks Shao Kahn, unsure whether he should board it or not. Well, you see, it is so good that after riding it you are going to wish for the sweet release of death. Yep, that's right," says Skarlet, her mask thankfully hiding her smug smile. As she says that, Roman, Shao Kahn, Rakanishu, Cell, and Callie board the coaster and after the ride is over they turn up dead at the start of the coaster. "You people... are idiots," says Skarlet as she laughs and walks away.

  • Some person sends Marie a bottle of Brain Bleach. She really is going to need it, considering her cousin just had the ride of her life.

  • After travelling through a bunch of pipes, Nemo comes across an abandoned bar which seems to still be perfectly working. " Strange, but I don't mind. Time to make this my camp!" he says as he dives back into the pipes, going back to get his supplies from the previous camp and move them to the bar. He didn't seem to notice the decapitated body of the bartender however...

• Night◊Two Events #7◊
  • Harumi finds a TV show and goes to watch her favourite TV Show, which also happens to be the same show that she herself came from. Don't you want to expand your horizons? Watch something that isn't just a retelling of your story. Damn.

TRANSITION TIME

• Day◊Three in its entirety◊

• Day◊Three Events #1◊
  • " carlos. ernie. trust me. if we play this song, we will win." says Sans, as he plays exactly what you expected. The team of Cordelia, The Bird and Francis can only stare in awe as they realize that there is no messing around with the Ultimate Lifeform. They've lost.

  • As Bruce Lee is searching for candidates that he could steal things from, the small Harumi dabs at him which prompts him to think that he should steal from her even if she doesn't have anything worth stealing. "Time to call in the Ninjas," says Bruce Lee.

  • After being bitten by the squirrel, Kano has learned that this makes for a story that would get him in the Salty Spittoon no problem. Only cause he didn't cry when it happened. Turns out, not only did it get him in the Salty Spittoon, it also made him the bouncer of said place.

• Day◊Three Events #2◊
  • After finding out what True did to Kirino, he decides that the only way to teach True a lesson is by dunking her. "That kid will learn soon," he thinks to himself.

  • Kirishima finds an apple orchard and decides that the best course of action is to milk it for all its worth it. Or... apple juice it for all its worth. He sends the first batch of cider to....

  • Skarlet, who really seems to be enjoying the cider. " That kid... can make some damn good cider. Who would've expected this."

• Day◊Three Events #3◊
  • Not only that, but someone gives Marie the chance to bring back her cousin. Maybe she doesn't understand how the seven dragon balls work, cause I don't think her cousin is back. Maybe she'll use it for something else, who knows?

  • Kirino seems to be doing something good, however, as she manages to win 1 million yen. Maybe she can use it to get some more diamond armor. " No, no more diamond armor. I don't want to face that idiot ever again. I hate her!" she says as she brings her money back to her camp.

  • Fane grabs a steel chair and he [DATA EXPUNGED] with it, he just really seems to like [CENSORED] with the chair.

• Day◊Three Events #4◊
  • CATS was ready to slit his wrists. This had gone on for far too long.... He brought to blade to his h-Wait no. Nevermind. Wrong parallel universe. This is the universe where we STOP him from doing that. Thank you for all the votes, he'll get to live another day.

  • The ritual worked as Zoe awoke to a Crimson Behelit being placed into her hand. " Perfect. This should be enough to stop the Solar System from going through with its plans of destruction."

  • This ballsy Housefly decides to go out in the cold only so it can get the donuts that it desires. It just ate an entire steak. An entire STEAK for a while. And now it wants donuts. How much can this little thing eat?!

• Day◊Three Events #5◊
  • Lord Shen receives a Gunblade, which he is very happy with. "Finally, I won't have to deal with things by primitively fighting them. I can just shoot them from afar. This is perfect..."

  • The Butterfly God descends down to scold Psyche for her fashion, but the Butterfly decides it's not worth it after Psyche takes a T-Pose stance to scare the Butterfly off. It works.

  • Peso walks into the bar that now belongs to Nemo. He walks out of it after he thinks that the bar is empty, even though it isn't. Nemo was right there, waiting. " Thanks for nothing, you useless tribute," says Nemo after being so rudely ignored.

• Day◊Three Events #6◊
  • After finding out that Chester works for Alma Coin, the group of Lion-O, Kuja and Specter Knight decide to talk to Chester about being a part of his team for this season, on the grounds that he won't kill them in the name of Alma. He obliges and lets them join his cause.

  • The Solar System seems to have listened to Zoe as it uses its power to build a dam that will power every single camp in this arena by just summoning the dam out of thin air.

  • The same Bigfoot that was previously shot by Marie decides to get his revenge as he shoots at Polly, who he had mistaken for Marie. "Oh, all you green tributes seem the same. I'm sorry," he says as he drops the gun and lets the hunter (who he thought was Polly) die in peace.

TRANSITION TIME

• Fallen◊Tributes◊: Makarov, Roman, Shao Kahn, Rakanishu, Cell and Callie.

Edited by TheMemeMan on May 25th 2019 at 6:16:04 PM

CATS... you ok? :/

Edited by Zanreo on May 25th 2019 at 6:15:09 PM

Megalovania won that contest? I call rigged.

sigh

YEEEAAAAHHH my punny bois bonded! Now they're the best of friendos!

Sans watch your back though that kid's just as pragmatic as you.

Dammit, Skarlet, you team-killing fucktard, I thought you were supposed to be loyal to Shao Kahn. What made you decide to become The Starscream just now? Then again, I'm guessing this'll be considered both a Karmic Death for his Magical Girl murdering during the Bloodbath and the loss of a powerful potential ally for Valecor over on the lore thread, won't it?

Also, after I did a quick google search to find out what the Euthanasia Coaster is, I'm just gonna say that it sounds like something Arcade would probably add to Murderworld.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 25th 2019 at 10:34:25 AM

Holy s**t I almost had a heart attack from that Bigfoot attack.

At least, Sayaka can now die in peace.

Imagine waiting more than 4 hours.

• Night◊Three in its entirety◊

• Night◊Three Events #1◊
  • "You're the reason I had to kill Makarov. You and your insensitive laughing. He almost got to me, he even had his gun pointed at me!" yells Carlos at Peso, scolding him for the problems that he almost caused. "He would've done that sooner or later anyway, he's a known terrorist. He was looking for reasons to start his killing and I had nothing to do with it. I even told him that I was laughing with him, so why are you complaining?" replies Peso. Their argument is very loud, however, as it wakes up Zoe and Kirino. "Wish people weren't so loud. An eldritch abomination needs her beauty sleep," says Zoe, while Kirino just watches the meltdown. "At the very least, we know that this won't happen to us. Cause we're not little kids, right?" she asks Zoe, who just looks at her and smiles. "Haha, yeah. We're not little kids," says Zoe, rolling her eyes at Kirino and going back to her camp to sleep some more.

  • "I could really use the armor," says Psyche, as she looks at the Specter Knight. "I mean, really, do you even need it? You're a ghost, what's the worst that can happen to you?" she says as the Specter Knight just nods his head and looks at Psyche. "It's also very stylish," he says as he takes it off and hands it to Psyche, who takes off her clothes and hands them to Psyche instead. "You know... You could've put the armor over your clothes, but whatever. I guess I'll be wearing this catsuit now," he says as he puts it on, looking extremely weird in it. Psyche, meanwhile, got the superior end of the bargain as she now has armor on.

  • The Bird starts doing neck exercises, moving his head clockwise and then counter-clockwise. When it is already too late, he realizes that he could've focused more on the legs, as they are the only limbs he actually has. Welp, it's too late now.

• Night◊Three Events #2◊
  • The Butterfly God is strong. His power is absolute. He only needs to think for things to happen. He wishes Ernie the Giant Chicken was dead. And so it was. His ashes are scattered across the arena as Ernie's body starts dissolving.

  • "I used to be a very bad person, you know. I would kill for fun. I was causing war and havoc across the worlds for my personal pleasure. I used to be such a.... such a.... cotton-headed ninnymuggins! I still am!" yells out Kuja, while Jackie Chan grabs him by his shoulders and speaks to him. "Listen to me. You're not that thing. Whatever it was that you were back in your earlier days, you've changed down. Be your absolute best. I believe in you."

  • "You know, you're pretty chill for a skeleton. You kind of just do your own thing. It's weird, you're like the opposite of what Sans is," Chester tells Fane, who just brohugs Chester, before breaking the brohug and speaking to him. "Hey, you know what... I can't explain it. I don't really like messing around with people like you. People that have my respect. I almost consider you to be my brother. We're that close."

• Night◊Three Events #3◊
  • Nemo used the things in the bar that he could find to create a makeshift suit that he could drive around as a vehicle. He puts himself in a bowl and puts the bowl on top of the robotic makeshift vehicle, before attaching the wires to his brain so that he's able to mentally control said suit. He then walks towards a bucket of paint and paints it red. "Obviously, if I paint it red, it will go faster. Right?" thinks Nemo to himself, before promptly doing said thing and painting the vehicle red. It doesn't work. But at least he's now able to walk around the arena freely, not needing water to move.

  • Harumi has a very cute miniature shirt, signifying that she is property of Lion-O. She has decided to accept her role as a toy finally.

  • " You have no friends. Everyone that was with you in the zombie apocalypse is long gone. Who are you fighting for? Yourself? Let's be honest, you were never someone that followed his own path. You act like you're above a lot of things, saying you hate this, you hate that, but the truth is... You're nothing without Bill. Without Louis. Without.... Zoey. They're long gone. You're the only one left. Why are you even still alive?" asks Lord Shen, as Francis brings the chainsaw to his head and cuts it off. As his decapitated body falls to the ground, Lord Shen smiles and flies away. "Didn't even have to use the Gunblade yet," he thinks to himself.

• Night◊Three Events #4◊
  • " Wait a second... I'm a ghost. Why am I following the rules? Bruce Lee is right, I can just steal things," Polly says as she walks through the walls of the storage and takes everything she needs. " He told us to bring things to the armor shop, right? Hmm... I'll only bring half the things, whatever. I'm going to take the other half for myself. It's going to pay off to be greedy, he he he."

  • "This is all I have
  • Yet my cries to God in vein.
  • I was happy once."

  • "PROMISE MY THIS YOU ARE A WOULD DO HELPED, HOUSEFLY. OUR'RE MOVING TO PASSED THE TO NEXT ROUND TAKING FLIGHT COLOURS. YOU ARE AND MY," says CATS signalizing his descent to madness. I mean, he's asking a housefly to help him win the grand prize of Panem's Got Talent. Of course, they fail.

• Night◊Three Events #5◊
  • " If anyone gets a stand in the coming days after us, you just have to tell them that we had stands before it was cool, you know? Before anyone else did," says Cordelia, while Marie just replies. " But we didn't. The guys from the JoJo universe got them first, we kind of jus-Sssh. Stop it. Don't say what I know you're going to say. Stop it, immediately."

  • Sans might be the Ultimate Lifeform, but he doesn't have the sheer charisma that Kars did. He fails to win a posing competition, as True consistently beats him everytime he finds a pose that he thinks might be a winner. "Better luck next time, loser," says True as she laughs at Sans and walks away.

  • "I thought I was manly, but I can't seem to keep myself together man. The games.... they change people. I'm very close to just ending it. Just checking out, you know. Did you hear about CATS? He almost did it, but the people who put us in these games intervened. It's like they're having a kick out of watching us suffer," says Kirishima as he sits down on the ground and stares at the blade in his hand. "Don't be an idiot. You shouldn't strive to die in these games, but to win as hard as you can. That's the point, I thought. Sure, they take a toll on you but the main point is to keep fighting back. Get back at the people who nominated you in the first place. That's my main goal, anyway," replies Kano, who just takes the blade out of Kirishima's hand and throws it away.

• Night◊Three Events #6◊
  • Skarlet grabs a jar of horseradish and empties it on the floor, before slamming both her hands down it and making a combination of squishy/slapping against concrete noises, believing that she is playing an instrument. "Haha, I am enjoying this a lot!" she yells out. Weird.

  • On the other end of the spectrum, Bruce Lee is also keeping himself in physical shape, but this time around he practices the kicks on a doll that he is kicking around. "Perfect. Maybe I should focus on my arms as well, though. People here are very physically strong, so I need to be at my very best."

TRANSITION TIME

• Day◊Four in its entirety◊

• Day◊Four Events #1◊
  • " Oh, no! Mr. Fly! You have to help me. Skarlet fell into a well and she needs our help!" she says as the fly perches on True's shoulder, who runs up to the well and points at Skarlet. " There she is, Mr. Fly. Please bring her out," True says as the fly zooms in downwards and pulls Skarlet out of the well. " Thank you, child... I seem to be feeling a bit weird, I don't know why. I thought I was goner... Phew," says Skarlet, grateful to be rescued.

  • "Ah, an egg! It needs my help. I will use my Shazam powers to incubate it properly and make it hatch," says Lion-O as he sits on the egg and waits for it to hatch. Minutes pass. Hours pass. The whole day passes. Nothing happens. " Oh well, better luck next time, me!" he says as he stands up from the egg and walks back to his camp for the night.

  • "Pie Eating Boner-Clown," says Fane. "Idiotic Turd Goblin" replies the Butterfly God. "Smelly Butt Hammer," says Fane. "You obsequious dribble of despicable hamster droppings," replies the Butterfly God. "You putrid apology for fusty ear wax," says Fane. "You slovenly flob of wormy carp guts," replies the Butterfly God. Who Won? Who's Next? You decide!

• Day◊Four Events #2◊
  • "Alright, wait. What? Your fans want to have sex with you? But you're a monster? And its not just you that they want to go on dates with and... have sex with? Weird. You got a weird fanbase. So bad," says Jackie Chan and walks away, disappointed in humanity. Zoe, in the mean time, gets down on the ground, craddles her knees and starts crying. "What's the point of being so mean?"

  • Cordelia immediately tampers with the new vehicle of Nemo, making him unable to operate it as she throws the suit, as well as Nemo, onto a boat. "This is the end of you, kid," she says as she brings Nemo to the island and leaves him there to die. As she paddles back to the normal arena, Nemo thinks for a minute before stating " Hey, wait a minute. I'm a fish. I can just swim back," as he jumps out of the bowl he was stuck in and swims back to the normal arena, leaving his suit however.

  • Carlos remembered what Kirino said about him and Peso. "Little kids, huh. I'll show her," he says as he sneaks up on her and jumps from behind, wrapping his arms onto the back of her head and pulling her down to the ground, letting her face hit the hard ground, as he gets up and yells at her. "That's what you get!", he says before running away. "T-the... people here, are so cruel," Kirino says as she pulls herself up, her face teary eyed from the dust as well as bloodied from hitting the ground.

• Day◊Four Events #3◊
  • "Just a little bit of antimatter... That's all that is needed. The only thing I need to do combine some antimatter," she says as she puts it in her machine that she stole from the storage, opening up a wormhole that leads to a supernova happening 150,000,000 light years away. The Solar System is obliterated..... Until it isn't, as it reconstitutes itself and brings back all the tributes that were destroyed immediately afterwards. The only people who have recollection of this event happening at all are Psyche and Kano.

  • "I need your help, skeleton. You're the ultimate being, right? It appears that people here are messing with spells that are well within their capabilities. Help me figure out who tried to cast Supernova through technological means," says Kuja, obviously talking to Sans. " someone cast supernova? no wonder i thought this place had no atmosphere," replies Sans, which prompts a facepalm by Kuja.

  • Meanwhile, someone hands a gyroscope to Harumi, who spends her time trying to analyze how it works. "If I understand this, I will be able to understand how this reality works. Hehehe."

• Day◊Four Events #4◊
  • Marie, Peso and the Specter Knight decide to have a limbo contest. However, funnily enough, Marie makes the rules for the contest. "Number one: No phasing through the stick. Number two: If you're smaller than the height of the stick, it also doesn't count. Looking at you Peso. Haha, guess I win. Yay!" says Marie, taking home the grand prize of absolutely nothing.

  • "You guys are all here for the same thing that I am, right?" says Bruce Lee, hoping to get people to join his ninja group. "Ninjas? Hell yeah. They're very manly!" replies back Kirishima. Chester butts in and starts speaking before the coronation can begin forever. "Listen, you idiots, we need to win this for Alma. We need to expose Snow, he isn't what he seems. Th-BOOM! There's a huge explosion. Silence. Bruce Lee, Chester and Kirishima are no where to be seen. The leader of the ninjas is gone. The person who speaks for Alma? Gone as well. At least Kirishima got his wish. The culprit turns out to be the Bird, who played them all like fiddles and gathered them in this place to kill them all at once. Deafness is a small price to pay.

  • "MYSELF WITH ABLE TO'T BELIEVED YOU ARE A WAS MOVING TO BE I THE DOWNFALL, GREAT CATS. BESTED BY THAT REGULAR PEACOCK," says CATS as his hands are tied, a rock between his back and said hands. " Oh, shut up, you insane mess. No one can understand what you're saying most of the time. And for the record, this peacock isn't regular," says Lord Shen as he shoves another rock into CATS' mouth and gags him with even more rope. " There. Now you're truly dead."

TRANSITION TIME

• Fallen◊Tributes◊: Ernie, Francis, Bruce Lee, Chazy Chaz, Kirishima and CATS.

Bird's fireball something too strong, pls nerf.

Edited by PinkCelebi on May 25th 2019 at 11:44:18 AM

Ouch, that's gotta hurt, Chester. RIP. Though at least Coin gets some allies....?

Also, Psyche or 9k1 made a Wild Mass Guessing on Discord that the Solar System's going to survive that event. With this update, I can safely say that it's CONFIRMED.

Also, damn, Nemo seems like an Action Survivor at this point.

You're right. Kuja, Lion-O and The Specter Knight listened to what Chester had to say about his superior. Whether they believed him is another thing, though.

It would seem that CATS had no chance to survive or make his time.