Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Y'all, please remember to put [=this markup=] around each of your events so that they're formatted correctly. This will ensure a lesser likelihood of broken events. It is NOT the savemaker's responsibility to turn (Player 1) into (Player1). Please make an effort to accommodate them in that regard.

Event format fixed.

similarly, don't just write events as "Player 1" with a space to get around it, just write "Player1" with the markup

Ichi, the Combine Harvester freakout event wasn't added because I didn't get it. Talk about a plot twist.

And that's quite an explosion of events.

Also Cosmos is the last one in, while Dave will run.

Are you sure that the real reason y'all haven't been adding any of the events I've ever suggested is because I don't do it nearly as often as the usual suspects, so ya just accidentally skip over them?

Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 22nd 2019 at 11:07:04 AM

I can confirm that KLS accidentally skipped over your pot of chili event in S17 when he ran it. And as the runner of S37, where you originally suggested that Combine Harvester freakout event, I'm sorry for intentionally skipping it due to my own Pop-Cultural Osmosis Failure. To make up for it, I'll suggest your events next season.

EDIT: Went ahead and added them in my event dump.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 24th 2019 at 3:51:24 AM

Much appreciated.

An event I wanted to suggest a couple seasons ago but forgot because I'm an idiot:

(Player1) awards (Player2) 100 (Player1) Points for doing something (he/she1) greatly approves of. (This is how it actually transpired in the source material, not the deduction variant 9k1 suggested.)

• (Player1) revives a fallen (Player2) with the 3 Oni Masks.
• (Player1) hangs up a poster, saying "(Player2) says: don't do coke in the bathroom."
• (Player1) figures out how to delay the pizza delivery guy for 30 minutes so (he/she1) can get free pizza.
• (Player1) uses the Infinity Gauntlet to revive all of those who were dusted away.
• (Player1) stabs (Player2)'s eye out with a knife.
• (Player2) confuses the word "snack" with "smack" and gets a beating.
• (Player1) saves some kids who were trapped in a burning church and then later dies in the hospital due to major injuries.
• (Player1) wins a game show with dumb luck and gets legal authority to kill (Player2)'s family and set (his/her2) house on fire.
• (Player1) takes the term "bloodbath" literally and then takes a bath in a tub filled with blood.

Random gag save: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=g0KtwjBk

So, time for another round of "I'm Clearly An Uncultured Swine": Is "The only option for Player 1's family survival is to win these games. That's why he/she's here. And that's why he/she will win." bloodbath event a reference to something?

Since I think I'm the one who did it, this event isn't a reference to anything in particular

Edited by Scipion3 on May 23rd 2019 at 9:10:55 PM

So, after fiddling with the gag save a little, I found an event in need of fixing. Specifically, for "(Player1) goes to Hell to receive a training from Hell. He/She comes back alive and takes a level in badass.", there shouldn't be an "a" between "receive" and "training".

Fixed.

EDIT: Another one with more fixed events.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 24th 2019 at 9:58:32 PM

I've sent the save to Meme Man for screening.

You all know what time it is, let's get this done. Sorry for the wait, everybody!

• Your◊ Cast◊

• Blood◊Bath in its entirety◊

• Blood◊Bath Events #1◊
  • Specter Knight felt the rush. He was thrill-seeker before he died, and the need to seek more thrill persisted even now, in his undead days. He knew he had to go into this expecting the worst, so he went running inside the blood bath the moment the horn sounded.

  • Sectonia was deemed to most approachable by the Butterfly God. Her colorful body was calling out to him. He knew that if he wanted to last long he would have to create alliances, which is why he approached Sectonia and started speaking. " You know, I would really recommend us Lepidopterans to stick together. It would leave a bad feeling in my stomach to have you die on my watch," spoke out the Butterfly God, only understood by the insect in front of him. " As a Queen, I understand the meaning of alliances. I will help you out," she replied, nodding her head. They start their alliance by going on the Amazing Race, hoping to get a monetary advantage on any other alliances that form alongside them.

  • Kirino watches from the sidelines. She doesn't really want to form any alliances with the creepy crawlies in front of her. She would rather make peace with the ground she's standing on. Which gives her an idea... " Hey, you! Are you alive?!" she yells out at the ground, and stomping on it. " Hmph. Ignoring me won't help." she says as she bends her knees and stares at the ground, as another tribute approaches her...

• Blood◊Bath Events #2◊
  • Zoe notices someone who's way too flashy for her tastes. " As someone who was destined to bring about the end of the world, I still can't help but feel sick when I see someone like you who wants to stop it. I know I shouldn't feel that way, but I can't help it," she says as she shrugs and walks away. " Hopefully what you said about changing your ways is right, cause I would hate to put you down. I doubt you've faced a man like me before," says Kirishima, boasting to nothing as Zoe had already left.

  • Callie notices Kirino playing around with the ground and chuckles to herself. " Already losing your mind, kid? The ground is as much of a friend to you as it is to me, you know," she says, obviously making fun of Kirino for not looking for any allies at the moment. Kirino stands up and sizes up to the squid girl, before looking away and closing her eyes. " Why would anyone want to be your friend? You can't even hug people without getting them all sticky, hmph," she says, as she decides not to entertain Callie anymore, skipping away through the bloodbath going on. Callie just has a big smile on her face as she walks away in the opposite direction. " That kid is naive."

  • Skarlet comes across Yoshimitsu's fallen body, bending her knees and staring at the armor clad samurai, before trying to suck up every bit of blood in his body left. Unfortunately for her, it is empty, which leaves her with a strange feeling. There's no reason this body should be drained, as it looks to be fresh. " Perhaps it is a scaring tactic," she thinks to herself, before standing up and walking away.

• Blood◊Bath Events #3◊
  • Nothing strange here, as the viewers at home deem Sayaka too be too cute to die off so soon. Everyone sends in their votes from home, including yours truly, hoping that Sayaka will stay alive through the bloodbath. As this happens, a bunch of soldiers are sent into the arena and form a group around Sayaka, walking her away from the blood bath and into her already furnished camp. I guess being a pop star does pay off.

  • SKIP, SKIP. HE RAN AWAY FROM THE CORNUCOPIA. NO ONE CARES. I COULDN'T GET HIM OFF THE SCREENSHOT.

  • Roman grabs an arrow and a bow from the cornucopia. There's no time to waste. He aims it directly at Marie, who's just jumping around happily mid all the happenings. He draws the bow and lets go. It hits Marie directly in her chest. She falls down to the ground, but her arms are still twitching. She stands up, smile on her face as she looks at Roman and starts speaking. " Thank you for... Plimsouls.◊ I'm sure she'll be of great help," she says as Roman just tries to understand what is happening at the moment. " Plimsouls?! What are you talkin-" he's cut short by a beam of pure concentrated anger shooting right at him. Fortunately, he jumps out of the way and runs away, not knowing what he had just done.

  • Funnily enough, when Harumi first appeared in the cornucopia, she was the size of a normal human female. Unfortunately, she drank a serum which made her the size of a normal lego piece, making her mad. " Oh, come on! I was finally happy to be the size of a normal human being cause people have this weird opinion that we can only be as small as the toys we represent. This is stupid. Now the stereotype will never go away!" she yells out, as she jumps around, but no one pays notice cause she is just so small.

• Blood◊Bath Events #4◊
  • "I miss when it was just as easy as killing zombies," says Francis, picking up a chainsaw that brought back memories of his friends. "I wish Bill was here. He'd know what to do," he says as he starts up the chainsaw. "I hate killing alive people," says Francis, as the chainsaw starts up and he looks for anyone he could dig the blade of the saw into.

  • Lion-O finds appropriate armor to go alongside his very powerful sword. He gets inside the suit and grabs a hold of his sword, pulling it alongside him and smiles. He's ready to battle.

  • As the Solar System lets out a booming maniacal laughter that everyone in the cornucopia hears, Kuja turns to the peacock and starts talking to him. "Even though the moon still shines white, by dawn, it will turn into scarlet hue," he says, nodding at Lord Shen. " Don't talk to me unless you have something of value to say," says Shen as he flies away, hoping to run away from the laughter not realizing that he is within' its ranges.

• Blood◊Bath Events #5◊
  • It appears that Shao Kahn has already started his own cult following, getting Bob Ewell and Kano (no, not that one) to his cause. Unfortunately for Sayaka, it appears that Shao Kahn has taken a liking to her as he makes sure that Kano and Bob bring her to him. Kano had used his ability to make Sayaka believe that she's actually being brought to someplace nice, only to turn it off right at the feet of Shao Kahn, as she realizes that Bob had been dragging her by hair hair all this time. "This is the bitch you wanted, master?" asks Bob as he stabs Sayaka in her back before she even has time to react. "Please, no, I beg you for mercy!" yells out Sayaka, who suddenly feels a giant hammer brought down on her head, crushing it its entirety as everything that was supposed to be inside her head comes flying outwards. "Now clean this mess up," says Shao Kahn as he makes his hammer disappear, satisfied that he's already dealt with a problem.

  • "Alright, time to do this by the book. First, I need some help from the outside world to help me learn about all the people I'll be going against," says Gamechanger, looking around the cornucopia. As luck would have it, he has a Computer just laying in the middle of it. "Well, that should be enough help," he says as he grabs the computer and immediately runs to his designated camp, hoping to set it up and learn as much as he can.... so he can win.

  • Sans noticed a despicable human being in the middle of the cornucopia. He decided that he won't stop until said man is dead, immediately jumping after him and grabbing a hold of his wrist, before ripping out a large chunk of his skin, as Makarov somehow punches Sans off. As he runs away, all he could hear was. " You know, I usually don't like the taste of white russian... But damn, you taste good."

• Blood◊Bath Events #6◊
  • " This is all I need. Some rope, a lighter. Any person who I catch and want to get information out of will fail to resist," Mepps says, in his usual whiny voice.

  • Apparently someone's just giving out lighters now, cause a matchbox and lighter fall into the designated water area that Nemo was put in. " Haha, very funny," thinks Nemo to himself, knowing full well there's no way for him to use them at the current moment.

  • Meanwhile, SCP-682 tears through every single case in the cornucopia, hoping to find something that he can use to get even stronger. He retrieves a Phoenix Down, hoping that even if he does somehow manage to get killed, the Phoenix Down will save him and he'll come back twice as strong. " Perfect plan," he thinks to himself. " First I'll deal with this place, then I'll kill every human alive."

• Blood◊Bath Events #7◊
  • The House Fly sets down onto the crossbow, before seeing everyone pick up every type of weapon possible. What others had deemed impossible did not bother the fly, however, as it grabs onto the Crossbow and pulls it upwards, before realizing that it has the supernatural strength to hold things many times its size. The realization will help it in future battles, as the fly flies off while holding on to the crossbow.

  • It appears that Ernie is in his usual pissed off state as the moment he steps out of the podium he grabs a hold of a spider, throws it up against the ground and starts punching into it as hard as he can, managing to even dent the metal casing that Spider is covered in. As Spider pleads for the giant chicken to stop punching him, Ernie manages to punch through the casing and into his soft, squishy parts as the Spider self destructs and explodes, forming a giant ring of fire around the area where the battle was fought. As Ernie steps out from the ring, every other tribute stares at the oil-covered chicken man, before quickly returning to what they were doing before hand.

  • Rakanishu, meanwhile, sets himself up to watch the carnage, as he raises his beer at Ernie after he sees him walk out of the carnage that he himself caused. " Here's to more carnage, haha," he yells out, clearly enjoying what is going on.

• Blood◊Bath Events #8◊
  • Rakanishu notices someone selling hotdogs as well, before walking up to the Bird and asking for some. " Glad to see you enjoying the moment as well," he tells the Bird, who just calmly hands him some hotdogs and sends him off on his way.

  • As he sees a giant frog jumping around the arena, CATS is unsure of how to deal with it. The frog approaches him, slowly hopping towards him and as he decides to not take any chances, he grabs a hand full of sand and throws it in the frogs eyes, using the chance to escape and run away as far as his legs could take him.

  • Peso looks left. He looks right. He decides he doesn't have the time to any of the stupid things that are happening at the moment. He teleports to his camp.

• Blood◊Bath Events #9◊
  • The bow and arrow left by Roman is found by the cat known as Nermal. He grabs a hold of it and aims it right at Cordelia. Without thinking and not realizing that it is an arrow that gives people stands, he shoots it right at Cordelia, who gets hit by it and develops her own stand. "Thank you for unleashing my full potential, you vain cat. Now, with the help of Carly Simon◊ I will see the end of you," she says, as she fires a beam at Nergal and turns him into chocolate. She quickly walks over to it and takes a bite into it, before realizing that not only her stand turns other things into chocolate, she turns them into delicious chocolate. "I should thank you for this, cat. But it's too late now."

  • Getaway grabs a hold of Ika and slams her down on the ground, before bringing the cold blade of the bonesaw near her chest and starting to speak to her. "Now I don't know what kind of weird things the Decepticons are up to, but you are definitely no human. Pledge your allegiance right now, before I stab through you," he yells out, as Ika is trying to cover away from the giant skeleton. "Won't speak, huh?" he says as he slams the blade into her body, slicing Ika cleanly in two before standing up and wiping the blood off his hands.

  • True grabs a diamond pickaxe and immediately gets an information dump on where the axe is from. "Whosoever holds this pickaxe, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Minecraft," the voice of Notch says as she hears it inside her head. "I... am the chosen one," she thinks to herself, hoping this is enough to let her win the Games.

TRANSITION TIME

• Day◊One in its entirety◊

• Day◊One Events #1◊
  • Bob had already felt as a ring that Shao Kahn bestowed upon him and told him not to put on until he grant him the pass was eating at his mind and leaving him insane as the moments passed. He had to try it out. He put on the ring, only for the ground below him to open up and swallow him, leaving him to burn to death in lava. Fitting end for a racist killer. If only he waited for the go...

  • Kuja decided that the course of plan that she needed to go through with was.... Becoming a subservient of Harumi, instead of the other way around. "Anything goes, as long as I have enough allies when the Solar System goes crazy and decides to destroy every person in these version of the Games," was his thought process when allying himself with Harumi.

  • Roman starts plucking feathers, checking to see if the Bird loves him. " If the Bird enjoys my presence, I will have an unlimited amount of hotdogs going around and I will be set for life in these games, from a food perspective anyway," he says out loud, not realizing that the Bird is in ears range of him. " If you love me for my hotdogs, I'd rather you didn't love me at all."

• Day◊One Events #2◊
  • Understanding that Polly is a big fan of socializing, Cell invites her to his camp and makes a balloon animal for her. " Here you go, put all my effort into this. I hope you really enjoy it," he says as he hands her a dog that he made with balloon animals. " Awww, look at him! He's adorable! Thank you!" Polly says as she gives Cell a kiss on the cheek, still holding onto the balloon animal.

  • As Sectonia is flying around the arena, scouting out for every enemy that might pose a problem to her and the Butterfly God, she manages to get her wings wet, leaving her unable to get off the ground as she falls into the water. She desperately tries to use her insect appendages to grab onto something above the water, but she managed to get very deep into the water area, as the only thing above the water is the sky above. She feels bad for a moment, before the grasping stops and she finally floats deeper into the water.

  • Peso decides to create something that he can hand to the Butterfly God. He puts a butter and a fly into the blender and mixes it all up. " Perfect. This should be enough."

• Day◊One Events #3◊
  • Ernie and Makarov meet up, before sitting down and discussing their tastes in media. " I don't know man, I've decided to give Japanese animation a chance, they have a few cute shows and they're not really as limited as western animation." After hearing this, Makarov stops for a moment and takes Ernie to the corpse of Sayaka, blood and brain bits plastered near her body. "This is what three guys did to her earlier. It made me sick."

  • The Specter Knight comes across the Linkin Park frontman, Chester Bennington. The Specter Knight immediately runs towards him and jumps upwards, before bringing his body down to head butt him. Chester holds his ground, as he jumps right at the Knight's headbutt with a headbutt of his own, pushing the Knight a few feet backwards. " You have earned my respect, human. What is your name?" asks the Specter Knight. "You can call me Chazy Chaz," replies Chester.

  • " Pop quiz! What's an idiot and is going to fall my math quiz?" says Sans as he hands Fane a sheet of questions. Fane grabs the math quiz and hands it back to Sans. "I don't need to play your silly games, joker," says Fane as he walks away. " For the record, it was you!" yells out Sans as he puts the quiz back into his coat.

• Day◊One Events #4◊
  • As Marie tries to get a better understanding of the way her stand works, she realizes that it can only shoot out energy only when she is feeling extremely angry, as the beams are pure concetrated energy. Unfortunately for her, Jackie Chan could send the anger coming from her body and grabs a hold of her, before pulling her above his body and hanging her over a briar patch. " Wait, no. I don't want to do anything bad to you. Please understand!" she pleads to Jackie Chan, who only replies with "I don't want any trouble," before throwing her into the briar patch and disappearing as swiftly as he appeared. Marie becomes angry again, powering up her stand.

  • Kirishima seems to have found one of the main cameras of the Hunger Games livestream, as he appears in front of it and starts talking directly to the audience. " Hope you all vote for me the next time the voting begins. There is going to be more voting, right? Right?!..." he says as he takes out the Mocking Jay and throws it in the air, before staring back at the camera and smiling. " Hope you're all enjoying this season of the Hunger Games so far!"

  • Getaway called upon the services of Zoe, who just walked into his camp and they started talking. "I might need the help of an eldritch abomination like yourself if these Games are as bad as people make them out to be," says Getaway as he gestures for Zoe to sit down on the couch. " Well, you know, they ac-"" she is cut off by a loud fart noise from the whoopie cushion that Getaway had previously placed on the chair in front of him. "Got ya," says Getaway, leaving Zoe flustered.

• Day◊One Events #5◊
  • Mepps decides to start stacking up on any and all powerful weapons he can find that will help him in winning these games. He comes across an ad that says "Come to Skarlet's camp, she has weapons." " Convenient," thought Mepps. He walks towards Skarlet's camp before knocking on her door and yelling out if she has any weapons she can give him. Skarlet was disappointed that the ad attracted a doofus like him, but better something than nothing. She opened up the door for him, asking for money before she hands him the bomb. "Here you go," says Mepps, handing her the appropriate amount of money before she throws a bomb in his hands and immediately closes the door. Mepps, satisfied with his purchase, starts walking back to his camp before he explodes about 10 metres away from Skarlet's camp, who just shakes her head and mutters "Idiot."

  • As SCP-682 is rampaging through the arena, he is constantly heard yelling " Where the fuck is Gamechanger?!" Kokichi yells out from far away, "You're looking for the same thing I am. I will help you as long as you don't kill me." Unfortunately for Kokichi, SCP-682 was not a fan of teaming up with humans, uprooting trees and throwing them around. Kokichi decides that it's not worth dying so Gamechanger can be killed and he walks away.

  • " Fucking... frog people. What did it want with me? Maybe it wanted to lay it's eggs in my stomach and have me hold on to them until they hatch. It would've used me as an incubator. My perfect body left to be used by a frog person," CATS says as he starts throwing things around his camp, signifying his descend into insanity.

• Day◊One Events #6◊
  • " Alright, check this out," says Callie as she grabs a board that she plasters ink over and jumps onto a rail, before landing safely in front of it. " Think you can beat that, squirt?" she says smugly. "Bet I can do better," says Carlos as he gets into a car and drives it right into a wall, having the car explode as he walks out of it unscathed. " Wait-.. How did yo-... Never mind, watch this," says Callie as she uses a super trampoline to try and jump out of the Solar System, but the Solar System itself prohibits her from leaving and slams her right back into the trampoline, as the trampoline tears in half and she is slammed into the center of the Earth, incapacitating her for the moment being. "Wicked," says Carlos, happy that he won the challenge.

  • The Solar System looks at every single thing currently living in it and decides that after the games are over, it will feast on everything and leave nothing to exist within it ever again.

  • Rakanishu decides to entertain itself as much as entertain the only audience member for his performance, stating a bunch of jokes as Cordelia seems to be enjoying herself. " Alright, alright. I got another one. A husband and wife went on a road trip. They were driving by some plains when they sighted some wild pigs. The wife jokingly asked her husband," Are those relatives of yours?" Too which the husband replies," Yup! Those are my in-laws!"... Pretty funny, right?" he says as he laughs out loud, making Cordelia laugh as well. " You are right, that is pretty funny..." replies Cordelia.

• Day◊One Events #7◊
  • Francis has a stardrop sent to his camp. He immediately rips through the packaging, saying things like "I hate hand outs," and "I don't need any help," but as soon as he finds out that you need to eat it, he immediately places it in his mouth and swallows it, feeling his power increase when he does so. "This should be all the help I need."

  • Shao Kahn decides to test his powers, checking to see if he has a grasp on his true strength in this new realm or if the Elder Gods forbid him from using them to their full potential. To his surprise, it appears that he can shapeshift, as he shapeshifts into a girl that is almost 4 times smaller than him. She comes across him unfortunately, and starts chewing him out for it. " Why me? You wanna be a little girl or something?" she says as she chuckles. "   Child, I don't think you want to be saying these type of things to me...   " he replies back.

  • Psyche comes running into the camp of Sayaka, looking for her and yelling in the mean time. "I heard there's a Danganronpa character in here, where is she?! Where the heck is she?!" she says, clearly not being able to hide her excitement. "As if it couldn't be any worse, Sayaka was hiding in the middle of her room, but was hoping Psyche wouldn't see her. She didn't. Psyche had run away from her camp and continued looking for Sayaka. " Oh phew, thank god. I can't handle another crazed fan..." says Sayaka, breathing out after not being able to be breathe since Psyche would notice.

• Day◊One Events #8◊
  • Meanwhile, the Butterfly God decided to sacrifice the Butterfly that he got from Peso to gain the Krabby Patty Formula. " This should put the Bird out of work. No more people spending money on hotdogs. They'll come to buy my Krabby Patties instead." he says, chuckling to himself.

  • " Alright, so what I want from you is to create a painting of me killing a bunch of pandas. Actually, no. Put me on top of a corpse mountain. Of Pandas. I'll pay you big money," says Lord Shen, chuckling to himself. " Weird, but who am I to judge. I'll do it for you," replies Lion-O.

  • Meanwhile, the other person of the Shao Kahn alliance was given the role of constructor, being told to construct pylons so the camp of Bob, Kano and Shao Kahn would run on self sufficient energy. " Alright, sir Shao, I've don-.... Wait, what? Are you doing okay there?!" asks Kano, not accustomed to seeing Kahn play around with other forms. "   Don't worry about me, you idiot. Bob didn't trust me, he did something extremely stupid. Hopefully you won't go the same path he did,   " says Shao Kahn, clearly pissed off.

• Day◊One Events #9◊
  • Kirino knew she wasn't supposed to be a part of these games. What would she do if someone attack her? There's no way for her to fight back, after all. She's just a normal kid. She lays down into her bed and closes her eyes, hoping she wakes up back in her normal bed and she hopes she sees her idiot brother next to her the moment she does. She has a soft smile appear on her face. " I wish I at least had my blanket with me..." she says as she closes her eyes and lets out a sigh.

  • Fine, I'll play this game. Got lighter and matchsticks under water? Might as well do something with this..." he says as he starts searching for some firewood underwater to.... set on fire... Alright then, Nemo.

  • The Housefly decides to use his newly found out super strength to sneak up on Bruce Lee and yank his hair, leaving him to yell out in pain, before turning around and taking a fighting stance, only to find out that there is seemingly no one who yanked his hair. "Alright, weird. Am I already losing my mind? This cannot be..." thinks Bruce Lee to himself before running back to his camp to make himself feel better. Somehow.

TRANSITION TIME

• Fallen◊Tributes◊: Not That Sayaka, Spider, Nermal, Ika-chan, Bob Ewell, Sectonia, Mepps

Edited by TheMemeMan on May 24th 2019 at 9:48:00 PM

Nice.

Alas, poor Sayaka...

Nevermind, she's not that Sayaka and she definitely isn't a Magical Girl like the other Sayaka.

So, the Squid Sisters had some bad luck during day one, but so far, they have still managed to survive. Good.

Kuja's a guy, BTW.

Fixed. Turns out I'm an idiot.

oof, rip Ika

And CATS losing it this early into the games? This could be interesting...

Goddammit...

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on May 24th 2019 at 12:37:01 PM

So my tributes are busy creating new food companies, eh?

I dig this idea.

I'm pretty sure there's something to be said about Shao Kahn cooperating with another Kano.