Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

~jtard Are you sure about hosting this season (S295) instead? You're one of our newest players, and we recommend that you observe a few more seasons before you're ready to commit to the role.

Speaking of hosting, Matt will host S299 while Faith will run this season.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 14th 2023 at 6:40:41 PM

Rabbit Link (Yellow flag, though this Link (from A Link to the Past), doesn't seem to have a defined age

Elephant Mario

• Blitzle◊ (Any Pronouns, Safe)

• Luxray◊ (Any Pronouns, Safe)

Sign Of Roses◊ (it/its, Limbus Company)

Steam Transport Machine◊ (it/its, Limbus Company)

I'm sure.

Speaking of which, how exactly do I receive what happens in the save?

The runner will PM you the screens and save once they've found a "good" one, that is, a save without inappropriate pairings, early Arena Events, or critically broken events. Then, it's up to you on how to narrate the events the tributes get involved in as long as you follow the Hosting Guidelines in the rules.

Anyway, bumped you up in the reservation list. I hope you know what you're getting into.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 14th 2023 at 11:45:42 PM

Gandalf the White◊, male, elder flag.

A bit late, but nominations are now closed.

For the record, the event was actually added to the clean (albeit without the word "cheekily" in it). However, it's missing in the regular sim.

Edited by MummyGaGa on Sep 14th 2023 at 3:58:20 PM

Event that was forgotten two seasons ago(I think, I searched the list and didn't see it):

• (Player1) screa(ms/ms/ms/ms/m1) "IDIOT!" out loud. When the other tributes look at [typeB1], [typeA1] cheekily sa(ys/ys/y/ys/y1): "(I/I/I/I/We1) only called for one!"

Really? Couldn't find it in Regular.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Sep 14th 2023 at 4:59:26 PM

At least it's in the Clean Save.

That's why I said "at least".

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 14th 2023 at 4:59:34 PM

Sorry for sandwich posting, but more events(2):

• (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) have a reverse spelling bee. (Player1) wi(ns/ns/ns/ns/n1).
• (Player1) star(ts/ts/ts/ts/t1) the Bloodbath by inputting the code "X-X!V''Q", making [typeB1] incredibly weak, but absurdly lucky.

The contestants are supposed to spell the words backwards.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Sep 15th 2023 at 9:38:40 AM

What's a reverse spelling bee? Also, no need to apologize for sandwiching since it's not as bad here as in other forum games.

But anyway, a bit late to this, but event suggestions are now closed. We have 71 tributes this season!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 15th 2023 at 4:30:53 PM

Sorry for the double post, but Faith has sent the screens and save to jtard!

In other news, after some deliberation on Discord, we are going to do an experimental Battle Royale variant by allowing those with 1 Podium Finisher or none to nominate regular tributes during it. Specifically, those with 2 PFs or more cannot nominate any more tributes, but those with 1 PF can nominate one more while those without any can nominate up to 2. That way, no one will be forced to sit out of the BR while those with PFs can still celebrate them in their special season.

To compensate for this, this BR cycle shall be temporarily shortened to the usual 12 seasons (36 PFs + several non-PFs), so this one will take place in S307 instead of S315. After which, we shall assess what everyone thinks about this alternative BR system to see if it's truly fair for everyone.

If you have any questions or comments, feel free to discuss it here or on Discord!

Can I get a Discord invite?

(spoilered stuff is fatal events in case you're particularly foolish)

Let me know if I messed anything up. Also, who are you betting on? Anyone but Shitass...

Alright, so Greg over here apparently told me this would be fun. And you know, I don't see why not. Are you sure we're supposed to be doing this rather than demigod duties? Oh please, you worry too much. Whatever you say, Blood. I swear, can't people just call me Greg for once? This whole blood thing is getting on my nerves. A week is just a fleeting moment to us. We still have time to kill. Fair point.

Also, yeah, my name's Greg. Well, it's Blood, but your name being Blood's no fun. R'lyehian. Cyrill. Catastrobi.

The Reaping

Yeah, this is odd. So many varying characters, yet only one shall prosper. Who will it be, we all wonder? Okay, let's just proceed.

The Bloodbath

• That was arbitrary. Who knows, though, maybe he was right. If Cooler appeared that many times, how come I haven't heard until now? Yeah, thanks for catching me up to speed, Joker.
• Meanwhile, Poison Ivy escapes her end, after Wheezer tries a harpoon on her.
• How is he even carrying that stuff? He's a black hole! Oh, don't bother asking.
• Paul just takes a few scimitars, not much.
• Wow, I could never guess! Clearly, it's... uhhh...
• What's that siren? Whatever it was, now it's broken by a dramatic Enrico.
• Yup. That's not working. I mean, it is just apple cider. And even if it wasn't, you're trying to trick Steel freaking Titan.
• Also, this season will feature Chandra from the hit series Chandra May Cry.
• And Libet turns Neutron into a pancake with a hammer. So, anyone up for breakfast? It's the afternoon! ...and?
• One unfortunate test subject loots a statue, only for Bane to come out. And now the human finally fights back. Christ, what'd Bane do to cause a defenseless subject to retaliate?
• Whatever Everdeen did, the Great Inko Statue's attempts to end her ended in the statue's destruction.
• Blitzle wields a healing staff. That'd be useful, for sure.
• GUYS! Hear me out! DJ Cyber IS Mene! What are you on about? Yeah, what?
• It seems Alice got her hands on a healing potion. But it just ends in the end of her existence.
• Buggy brings Kunai to spare him, only for an immediate backstabbing.
• Pac called in sick. So we have Imtura until then. Ghostly Adventures just took a level in weird.
• Elvish Fighter seems... too talented. Can we get a nerf here?
• Elaina is trying to get out of this season by making up excuses.
• What's with the rabbit? Rabbit or not, he's got a rapier. Hey, rabbit and rapier both start with ra! What.
• Meanwhile Red's got a chainsaw.
• If I didn't mention anyone, they either didn't get brought up or just ran from the cornucopia, so there's that.

The Bloodbath's not over? What do you mean? Oh boy.

The Bloodbath: LAP 2

Yup, we're doing this.

this is because the bloodbath was split into 2 so yeah

• Martinet makes his entrance through warping spacetime.
• Kokomi and Piccolo are trying to make music. Shame the Cornucopia doesn't double as an instrument.
• Yeah, that's right. It's the Steam Transport Machine. Go cry. People cry about steam transport? I kid you not, people likely do. Damn.
• In another case of Tempting Fate, Harvester is quickly decommissioned at the hands of Dr. Grudge after saying "What could possibly go wrong?"
• Meanwhile, Randy is stabbed in the abdomen by an arrow of Luxrey's.
• Barem is understandably disoriented after seeing the Cornucopia's shitshow.
• Nintendo ironically dies crying for help at the hands of Elephant Mario, right as he brags about how he's so good at fighting. Wait, where does Mario go now that Nintendo's gone? Oh shit.
• And another graceful entrance. This time, Eleven steps unto the podium with a release-the-doves pose.
• THE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE HAD A FUCKING BOMB. AND IT KILLED A WHOLE CROWD. Most of which were Kirby and friends, but Caroline, Hemera, a racecar and Kris got blown up too. Oh my fucking god.
• Ashley's attempts to get backup sadly end in a fatal beatdown.
• Meanwhile, Pinky and The Brain lose their heads to Luffy (the live action one)'s sword.
• Then there's another Luffy, who is apparently planning to screw something up. That one's from the manga.
• Billie, how else is the season going to get anywhere if nobody leaves the cornucopia?
• Kisuke wasn't going to go unprepared, so expect a lot of articles of "lucky" memorabilia this season.
• Atom makes yet another dramatic entrance, via riding... a television?
• Sega gets flattened by a falling Gorou. No more Sonic, I guess.
• Jay breaks out of a barrel that an actual fucking worthless nobody tried to open. Damn it, if only they killed that stupid yellow blob while at it. Guess we still have to deal with Shitass for now.

Alright, and NOW we can proceed to day one.

Day One

• Elephant Mario finds a suicidal Sign of Roses and decides to go on the lookout.
• Wait, the "it's the machine" thing was a fatal event? What do you mean? I might have screwed up. And Martinet being a warper too? Either way, Adder restores the steam transport machine, leaving Martinet to be over with...
• Gorou plays the guitar on a swordfish. Yeah, that's weird.
• Carl trash talks about DJ Cyber to Shitass. Unbeknownst to him, Shitass sucks even more.
• Blails is dealing with a complaint. From somebody he's apparently acquaintances with. And it's about them never having been played individually before, even though numerous people wanted them to be. Well, if people actually wanted it, it would've happened by now, sooo...
• Manga Buggy heads on over to cooking school, only to get eaten.
• Well, now we know something bad is going to happen to Glitsholder, since there's a disclaimer about Glitsholders being harmed at some point. Wait, there's multiple? Huh?
• God, it's just colors! So what if it's green?
• Barem dons a hematite ring, but it breaks after absorbing too much negativity.
• It's not Christmas yet, Libet. Even Kisuke knows.
• You know, Paul must be a pretty big figure, demonetizing a video in one minute just like that.
• A Groin Attack gives Papyrus amnesia, completely changing his capabilities.
• And Homura questions why they're adding children in this kind of stuff.
• What was with Jay and Elvish's weapon anyway? And they's needing tortoises? Is this some reference I don't get? They's??? Oh no. THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S THEY'S I hate this whole thing.
• Rabbit Link elaborately plans to get rid of Mene, but scraps everything and decides to just use poison.
• Luka asks Elaina about some weird spacetime deity.
• The Joker hugs Gandalf, but it's a bit too warm, weakening the Joker's defense.
• Billie is collecting seashells. A peaceful pasttime in a hectic arena.
• Blonic grapples Atom with a dart from a tree branch, before using it to hang our microscopic friend.
• Enrico is rather fond of yeast in bread.
• Red has quite the Large Ham moment, declaring to be the ambassador of love and justice after dressing up as a superhero.
• Gira blows up Poison Ivy with swollen sausages. It doesn't cause any harm, but it's very messy.
• Pumpkin Spice Latte, Elvish Fighter and the Human are all trampolining. How has that latte not spilled by now? And how is that human still perfectly uninjured? Y'know, considering the game's physics...
• Tyril beats Live Action Buggy in a fight, celebrating with a barbecue. FRIENDSHIP! Friendship?
• Eleven's Your Mom joke falls flat, as Black Hole's mom supposedly died. Technically it did.
• PICCOLO IS FUCKING INVINCIBLE
• Steel Titan shoots and decapitates MC Ride, only for the latter to transform into a titan in front of everyone.
• Dr. Grudge tries to set sail into the cosmos, but screwed up the rocket, causing it to just embed in the ground.
• Kokomi flirts with Chimata, ticking off Imtura, causing a fencing duel, which ultimately ends in Kokomi's victory.
• Chandra attempts to predict the winner of the season via an octopus and boxes, each corresponding to a tribute. Bane's box is selected. I swear if that box is right...
• Verdi speaks ill of Live Action Luffy's father.
• Fighting the thirst for battle, Stella just settles with a game of chess.
• The manga Luffy, meanwhile, gets a loot box from who knows where.

Fallen Tributes

everyone who deaded: Cooler, Jimmy, Great Inko Statue, Alice, Kunai, Harvester, Randy, Nintendo, Caroline and Hemera, Kirby and the Dream Friends, The Virtua Racing F1 Car, Kris, Ashley, Pinky and The Brain, Sega, Martinet, Manga!Buggy and Atom

tropers out: Oggy and Computerfan

Edited by jtard on Sep 17th 2023 at 9:20:12 AM

For whatever reason, the imgur link for Bloodbath Part 1 is mature. You can still access it, but it apparently says it's erotic or something like that.

Dunno why.

Edited by jtard on Sep 17th 2023 at 1:49:03 AM

Homura has made it through the first update!

GO GO GO, CHIMATA AND ELAINA!

Elvish Fighters are OP? I guess they're one of the few basic melee units to get a decent ranged attack too, but they've never seemed game-breaking or anything.

And oof, BambangDoe gets a tribute betrayal right out of the gate.

Oh wow, my tributes actually interacted with each other romantically, that's definitively a first for me.

Helps that they're in the same Egg Group.

And yes, that revival event early in Day 1 is fatal because both of them were already dead when Adder came across them, unless I misunderstood and the joke there was that an inanimate object's "life" was chosen over a human's. As for the "they's", that's just an unconverted old sim event.

Anyway, I bet that acquaintance of Blails is Bluckles. Also...

* Temmie Papyrus forgot his other attack!

Also, what source material(s) is/are these hosts from?

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 17th 2023 at 5:37:45 PM

All from FNF: Hortas Edition. I have a crippling D&B hyperfixation.

I made their personalities by myself, though, since there's literally no information about the demigods other than them probably hating BF and that it's a common joke for Blood to be called Greg. Also, I just brought up the they's thing because it was funny. Hell, I might use it as a Running Gag in future hosting.

Catastrobi is supposed to be the eccentric zoomer of the four.

Edited by jtard on Sep 17th 2023 at 2:46:08 AM

Well, back to the lab for Pinky and The Brain, maybe some season, they'll try to take over it..

(They're dinky! They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!) (NARF!)

Dayum, Joker.

I was referring to him fatally worfing someone as powerful as Cooler.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Sep 17th 2023 at 3:19:11 AM

I mean, Cooler only appeared in OG S185 (and also Reboot S166 if you count his DBZ Abridged version)... or were you referring to the Joker's fiery hug for Gandalf?