Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!

Please read the updated rules post here.

Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.

Also, the host reservation list is here.

Original OP

Hi, and welcome to the official reboot of the Hunger Games Simulation! Yeah, funny that the guy whose tributes and suggestions created a bit of a stir in the original HGS is making the reboot post, I know. Before we begin, here are the rules. And a link to the HGS wiki

as that's where we do the editing.

Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.

And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!

Team Powerful

Lord English◊ death◊
Thanos Waluigi◊ death◊

Reserve: Team Public Service

Smokey Bear◊ death◊
McGruff the Crime Dog◊ death◊

Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM

Myskywarm Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too from Ee-arth (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here

Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too

#32751: Aug 31st 2023 at 9:46:07 PM

Reid Hershel◊, Male (18) Nickname: Reid

Farah Oersted◊, Female (17) Nickname: Farah

Both from Tales of Eternia.

The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship

Braids From S286 Not Included

#32752: Sep 1st 2023 at 5:01:05 AM

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Event That Should to be Split for Clarity (1)

(Player1) and (Player2) have a sword fight before (Player2) slashes (his/her/their/its/their2) eye and cuts off (his/her/their/its/their2) arm. (CD14326, CN14468; should be converted/split into the following:^noteRegular Save version should also be converted)
- (Player1) and (Player2) have a sword fight before (Player2) (slashes/slashes/slashes/slashes/slash2) the former's (eye/eye/eye/eye/eyes1) and (cuts/cuts/cuts/cuts/cut2) off [typeC1] (arm/arm/arm/arm/arms1). (the original intent of the event)
- (Player1) and (Player2) have a sword fight before (Player2) (slashes/slashes/slashes/slashes/slash2) [typeC2] own (eye/eye/eye/eye/eyes2) and (cuts/cuts/cuts/cuts/cut2) off [typeC2] own (arm/arm/arm/arm/arms2). (variant based on the incorrect version of the event, counts towards my new event dump, bringing it up to 9)

Event That Should be Revised for Clarity

(Player1) tries to teach (Player2) math, only for (Player1) to stab (Player2) with a fork for getting an answer wrong. (D5041, N5092; should be converted/revised to this so it's clear it's nonfatal:)
- (Player1) (tries/tries/tries/tries/try1) to teach (Player2) math, only for (Player1) to stab (Player2) on the (cheek/cheek/cheek/cheek/cheeks2) with (a fork/a fork/a fork/a fork/forks1) for getting an answer wrong.
(Player1) turns (Player2) and (Player3) into a chimera, but feels bad for it and puts them out of their misery. (FD699, FN694; should be converted/revised to this so the reference is clearer:)
- (Player1) (fuses/fuses/fuses/fuses/fuse1) (Player2) and (Player3) into a chimera, but (feels/feels/feels/feels/feel1) bad for it and (puts/puts/puts/puts/put1) them out of their misery.
(Player1) and (Player2) annoy each other during a storm while (Player3) is with them, not being annoying. Lightning strikes (Player1) and (Player2). (FD3835, FN3859; should be converted/revised to this so it's clear it's fatal:)
- (Player1) and (Player2) annoy each other during a storm while (Player3) (is/is/is/is/are3) with them, not being annoying. Lightning then fatally strikes (Player1) and (Player2).

Events With the Wrong Number of Tributes

(Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) eaten by a monster from the land of the dead, causing a large antimatter explosion. However, [typeA1] (doesn't/doesn't/don't/doesn't/don't1) die and end(s/s/s/s/1) up in a limbo, before eventually returning to the world of the living. (D16936, N17168; was set to 2 tributes instead of 1)
(Player1) brings two traditional musical instruments to life with a magical mallet. (CD6790, CN6844; was set to 2 tributes instead of 1, this and RS version should also be converted to this:)
- (Player1) (brings/brings/brings/brings/bring1) two traditional musical instruments to life with (a magical mallet/a magical mallet/a magical mallet/a magical mallet/magical mallets1).

Events That Need Grammar/Format Fixing: Regular and Clean

"Send a maniac to catch a maniac," (Player1) sa(ys/ys/ys/ys/y1) as [typeA1]'(s/s/s/s/re1) been sent to capture (Player2). (B311, should be "[typeA1]'(s/s/ve/s/ve1) been" while Day and Night versions should be converted)
(Player1) tri(es/es/es/es/e1) to enter a code that gives [typeB1] one of every item in the Cornucopia. It instead puts [typeB1] in a swimsuit. (B348, should be "tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1)" and "(a swimsuit/a swimsuit/a swimsuit/a swimsuit/swimsuits1)")
(Player1) says that (he/she/they/it/they1) is happy today because of (Player2). (D8582, N8670; should be converted/corrected to this:)
- (Player1) (says/says/says/says/say1) that [typeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1) happy today/tonight because of (Player2).
(Player1) always (keeps/keeps/keeps/keeps/keep1) disappearing, so (Player2) (makes a/makes a/makes a/makes a/make1) small (doll/doll/doll/doll/dolls1) of (Player1) that (is/is/is/is/are1) animated with magic as (a replacement/a replacement/a replacement/a replacement/a replacement/replacements1), making (Player1) jealous. (D9038, N9132; should be "(makes a/makes a/makes a/makes a/make2)")
(Player1) feel regret for the last thing (he/she/they/it/they1) said to the last tribute that died. (D9972, N10073; should be "(feels/feels/feels/feels/feel1)" and "[typeA1]")
(Player1) buy(s/s/s/s/1) snacks from a vending machine and the bag gets stuck. [TypeA1] stick(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB1] ar(m/m/m/m/ms1) into the slot, shake(s/s/s/s/1) the machine, punch(es/es/es/es/1) and kick(s/s/s/s/1) it, and then ask(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) for help. (D16706, N16931; should be "stick(s/s//s/1) [typeC1]", "shake(s/s//s/1)", "punch(es/es//es/1)", "kick(s/s//s/1)", and "ask(s/s//s/1)")
(Player1) (enjoys/enjoys/enjoys/enjoys/enjoy1) (a/a/a/a/1) (bucket/bucket/bucket/bucket/buckets) of KFC. (D17957, N18238, F1120; should be "(bucket/bucket/bucket/bucket/buckets1)")
(Player1) (falls/falls/falls/falls/fall1) in love with (a/a/a/a/1) (bucket/bucket/bucket/bucket/buckets) of KFC. (D17958, N18239, F1121; same as above)
After getting the materials to craft [typeC] item, (Player1) (proceeds/proceeds/proceeds/proceeds/proceed1) to wait the entire day/night for it to get done processing. (CD2037, CN2043; should be "[typeC1]", RS version should also be converted)
(Player1) put(s/s/s/s/1) on [typeC1] sweet (tooth/tooth/tooth/tooth/teeth) so [typeA1] can eat dessert. (D17970, N18250, F1124; should be "(tooth/tooth/tooth/tooth/teeth1)")
(Player1) tel(ls/ls/ls/ls/l1) (Player2) that if [typeA2] ha(s/s/ve/s/ve2) something to say, then to spit it out already. (Player2) subsequently mak(es/es/es/es/e2) (a f/a f/a f/a f/f)unny meme nois(e/e/e/e/es2). (D1836, N18319; should be "(a f/a f/a f/a f/f2)unny")
(Player1) attempt(s/s/s/s/1) to attack (Player2) but (Player1) summon(s/s/s/s/2) a group of alligators to defend [typeB1]. (D18142, N18433; should be corrected to this:)
- (Player1) attempt(s/s/s/s/1) to attack (Player2), but (Player2) summon(s/s/s/s/2) a group of alligators to defend [typeD2].
(Player1) threaten(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) but (Player1) bribe(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] with a large amount of cookies. (D18143, N18134; should be corrected to this:)
- (Player1) threaten(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), but (Player2) bribe(s/s/s/s/2) [typeB1] with a large amount of cookies.
(Player1) advis(es/es/es/es/e1) (Player2), "don't kill, and don't be killed." Not long after that, (Player2) en(ds/ds/ds/ds/d1) up killing (Player3). (FD241, should be "en(ds/ds/ds/ds/d2)")
(Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) struck by lightning and dies after (Player2) (locks/locks/locks/locks/lock1) [typeB1] out of [typeC1] camp. (FD7060, FN7111; should be "(dies/dies/dies/dies/die1)" and "(locks/locks/locks/locks/lock2)")
(Player1) fir(es/es/es/es/e1) (a beam/a beam/a beam/a beam/beams) of lightning at (Player2), then repeatedly paus(es/es/es/es/e1) the game to make the bea(m/m/m/m/ms1) hit [typeB2] repeatedly until [typeA2] di(es/es/e/es/e2). (FD7644, FN7688; should be "(a beam/a beam/a beam/a beam/beams1)")
(Player1) spray(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) and (Player3) with bullets while riding (a / a/ a/ a/4)flying (Player4) like (a skateboard/a skateboard/a skateboard/a skateboard/skateboards4). ([FD7742, FN7787; should be "(a /a /a /a /4)flying")
(Player1) tri(ps/ps/ps/ps/(Player1)), fal(ls/ls/ls/ls/l1) on the ground, and somehow d(ies/ies/ies/ies/ie1). (FF412, should be "tri(ps/ps/ps/ps/p1)")

Events That Need Grammar/Format Fixing: Clean-only

(Player1) snaps (Player2) out of being brainwashed by (Player3)., but (Player2) loses (his/her/their/its/their2) memories and speaks Spanish. (CD4443, CN4489; this and the RS version should be converted/corrected to the following:)
- (Player1) (snaps/snaps/snaps/snaps/snap1) (Player2) out of being brainwashed by (Player3), but (Player2) (loses/loses/loses/loses/lose2) [typeC2] memories and (speaks/speaks/speaks/speaks/speak2) Spanish.
(Player1) starts to question (his/her/their/its/their1) existence after (Player2) reveals a horrifying revelation to (him/her/them/it/them2). (Player3) snaps (him/her/them/it/them1) out of it. (CD8327, CN8387; this and the RS version should be converted/corrected to this:)
- (Player1) (starts/starts/starts/starts/start1) to question [typeC1] existence after (Player2) (reveals/reveals/reveals/reveals/reveal2) a horrifying revelation to [typeB1]. (Player3) (snaps/snaps/snaps/snaps/snap3) [typeB1] out of it.
The HGS Server reviv(es/es/es/es/e1) (Player1) after the latter dies from a critically broken event [typeA1] shouldn't have died from. (CD15940, CN16125; should be "revives" and "(dies/dies/dies/dies/die1)", RS version should also be converted)
(Player1) foreshado(ws/ws/ws/ws/ws/w1) whatever is going to happen in the next event. (CD15955, CN16148; the excess "ws" should be removed)
(Player1) foreshado(ws/ws/ws/ws/ws/w1) whoever is going to die next. (CD15956, CN16149; same as above)
"(I/I/I/I/We1)'(m/m/m/m/re1) the big bad bos(s/s/s/s/ses1)! Boo!" (Player1) sa(ys/ys/ys/ys/y1) as [typeA1] revea(ls/ls/l/ls/l1) [typeD1] to be the mastermin(d/d/d/d/d/ds1) of the season to the other tributes. (CD15969, CN16152; the excess "d" in "mastermin(d/d/d/d/d/ds1)" should be removed, RS version should also be converted)

Dupe/Missing Events

(Player1) zaps (Player2) with a lightning bolt and repeatedly pauses and unpauses the game until (Player2) is dead. (FD2319, FN2324; dupe)
(Player1) wears a pan on (his/her/their/its/their1) head as protection from hail, only to get struck by lightning. (FN6696, duped at Night and missing in Day, should also be converted to this:)
- (Player1) (wears a pan/wears a pan/wears a pan/wears a pan/wear pans1) on [typeC1] (head/head/head/head/heads1) as protection from hail, only to get struck by lightning.

Original Version of an Event Variant (1)

(Player1) (eats/eats/eats/eats/eat1) a lot of cheese and yogurt, believing that they would grant [typeB1] immortality. (Also feast)^note

Jigsaw's Poisoned Glass Challenge (3)

(Player1) (traps/traps/traps/traps/trap1) (Player2) in a game where [typeA2] (has/has/have/has/have2) to guess which (glass isn't/glass isn't/glass isn't/glass isn't/glasses aren't2) poisoned. (Player2) (drinks/drinks/drinks/drinks/drink2) all the glasses before (Player1) can explain the rules and (dies/dies/dies/dies/die2).◊ (P2 commits suicide since the game didn't start yet)
(Player1) (traps/traps/traps/traps/trap1) (Player2) in a game where [typeA2] (has/has/have/has/have2) to guess which (glass isn't/glass isn't/glass isn't/glass isn't/glasses aren't2) poisoned. (Player2) (drinks/drinks/drinks/drinks/drink2) the correct (glass/glass/glass/glass/glasses2) and (survives/survives/survives/survives/survive2).
(Player1) (traps/traps/traps/traps/trap1) (Player2) in a game where [typeA2] (has/has/have/has/have2) to guess which (glass isn't/glass isn't/glass isn't/glass isn't/glasses aren't2) poisoned. (Player2) (drinks/drinks/drinks/drinks/drink2) the wrong (glass/glass/glass/glass/glasses2) and (dies/dies/dies/dies/die2). Game over. (P1 tricks P2 to their death since the game was played as intended)

Other Space Boy Can't Lol Refs (3)

(Player1) (gets/gets/gets/gets/get1) high from (Player2)'s "Legal Psychedelic Experience" and (pays/pays/pays/pays/each pay1) 5 of [typeC1] currency for another hit. (Player2) (punches/punches/punches/punches/punch2) [typeC1] (soul/soul/soul/soul/souls1) out of [typeC1] (body/body/body/body/bodies1).◊ (not TGG'd because it doesn't actually involve drugs)
(Player1) (catches/catches/catches/catches/catch1) (Player2) disposing of (Player3)'s (body/body/body/body/bodies3) in the trash and (reminds/reminds/reminds/reminds/remind1) [typeB2] to throw [typeB3] in the organic waste bin.◊ (P2 is implied to have killed P3)
(Player1) (resurrects/resurrects/resurrects/resurrects/resurrect1) the last fallen tribute as a zombie by posting a really bad picture of them.◊ (the LFT is turned into an NPC)

No Swearing Here! (1)

(Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) about to swear at (Player2) when [typeA2] (reminds/reminds/remind/reminds/remind2) [typeB1] that they're in a place where that's not allowed.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 4th 2023 at 12:32:02 AM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

CosmosAndChaos Since: Feb, 2011

#32753: Sep 1st 2023 at 10:50:00 AM

Now, have a prank:

(Player1) screa(ms/ms/ms/ms/m1) "IDIOT!" out loud. When the other tributes look at [typeB1], [typeA1] sa(ys/ys/y/ys/y1): "(I/I/I/I/We1) only called for one!"

Wow, made that mistake again.😓

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Sep 1st 2023 at 4:27:14 PM

CardboardBot from Saudi Arabia (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Drift compatible

#32754: Sep 1st 2023 at 11:00:01 AM

Messy Clown◊ She/her, Black Faith Star's OC (permission obtained), safe

Grim◊ He/him, my OC, safe.

I know the inconsistency in flagging Grim seems weird, but the versions so far are at varying levels of sanity and maturity.

EeveeGirlChey Not stupid or expendable. from the Liberator Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters

Not stupid or expendable.

#32755: Sep 1st 2023 at 11:22:56 AM

Well, after a long, quiet absence which was slightly extended by me forgetting to nominate in the previous season, I am back! Without further ado...

Roj Blake◊ [he/him/his]
Kerr Avon◊ [he/him/his]

Both are from Blake's 7.

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship

Braids From S286 Not Included

#32756: Sep 1st 2023 at 12:04:49 PM

That should be "sa(ys/ys/y/ys/y1").

Anyway, any host, any runner?

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

DatLonerGirl Get heckin crabbed from a top secret place Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Chocolate!

Get heckin crabbed

#32757: Sep 1st 2023 at 12:08:12 PM

Holy cannolis, it's still going! I haven't been here in ages! Anywho, I'll sit back and watch a season, lol

Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship

Braids From S286 Not Included

#32758: Sep 1st 2023 at 1:50:21 PM

A bit late, but nominations have been closed.

Hey, I remember you from the very early days of HGS (2016-2017)!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 1st 2023 at 4:51:49 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

DatLonerGirl Get heckin crabbed from a top secret place Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Chocolate!

Get heckin crabbed

#32759: Sep 1st 2023 at 5:48:13 PM

Yay, someone remembers me! Yeah, I don't know why I fell off. Weird that those are the early days now, it didn't feel that long ago.

Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️

TheRealBerdly Tooru from Morioh-Cho Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature

Tooru

#32760: Sep 1st 2023 at 9:46:38 PM

Do also consider joining the Discord. Ask a thread mod for the link.

Do you wish to pursue me..?

PuzzarianIdeal Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind from Abandoned Hell of Blood Pools (Apprentice)

Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind

#32761: Sep 1st 2023 at 10:18:11 PM

speaking of that, can I get a discord invite?

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship

Braids From S286 Not Included

#32762: Sep 2nd 2023 at 1:42:42 AM

A bit late, but event suggestions have been closed. We have 88 tributes this season!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 2nd 2023 at 7:47:51 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair

#32763: Sep 4th 2023 at 7:57:57 AM

Anything on a host and/or runner yet?

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship

Braids From S286 Not Included

#32764: Sep 4th 2023 at 10:28:29 AM

Heh, been a while since you asked.

But yeah, we've finally set up the saves faster this time, but we've discovered another thing about the resimming glitch: AFAWK there's no specific event causing it, and rather, the glitch hits the save randomly. Fortunately, it didn't corrupt the latest saves, and Brant finally acknowledged our bug reports. Hopefully he'll get to fixing it soon.

EDIT: Matt will run.

EDIT 2: NTC will host.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 4th 2023 at 4:34:29 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

NineTailedCat The Fourth-Placers' Revenge from bad to worse (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary

The Fourth-Placers' Revenge

#32765: Sep 4th 2023 at 11:59:21 PM

Hello, everyone! Welcome back to the Hunger Games! This one's a special season to honour five years of the Reboot! Huzzah! In case you don't recognise me, I'm Cassandra Beech, fossil-finder and assistant to Nine-Tailed Cat, here for your hosting pleasure! And for this season I'll be joined by the newest member of our staff, the demoness Nought! Go ahead and introduce yourself!

I still cannot believe we're focusing on this instead of more practical matters.

Come on, it's the fifth anniversary! It's a big milestone! We can't let it get ignored!

Such short-sighted mortals... Anyway, you may know me as Nought. I shall be serving as co-host for this season to provide additional insights. Now let's get on with it and watch these fools be led to the slaughter.

Ah Yes◊, Reapings

So much history on display here! We're going to have a wild ride, folks!

The Bloodbath◊ (Part 1 and Part 2)

And Prince Florian is still alive! Still alive! Still alive! Yes, he avoided dying from absolutely nothing happening. Can we move on?
First blood! Marie Antoinette's force of nature was no match for the force of Avon! So we're not spoilering the deaths, then? The boss said we'll try not doing it as an experiment! Let's see what people think!
Look out; that muskrat's got air power!
I see the Blue Screen of Death is practicing the art of fire magic. Now that's my style.
You've been working hard on your presentation, haven't you, Luka!
Yow! Mess with the crab, you get the pincers! It just crushed Berdly's neck with one pinch!
I see Reboot is taking time to prepare. Wiser than most mortals.
And Ryuko unearths some even better resources right under her podium! That's where good digging skills get you!
It's incredible the things random shopkeepers will buy. Beliung's oversized armour won't be much use to anyone except giants.
And D'Arby's been beaten up by the most pitiful of pitiful weaklings. Pathetic. How do you expect to win now?
Sais, huh? Let's see what this fairy can do with them!
The answer, Elephant Mario, is that the universe could hear you say that... Oh, look, it did. Have fun in the afterlife.
If a veteran soldier can't even outfight a ladybug, it's definitely time to consider retiring.
Hey, think we found the buyer for that giant armour earlier! ...Oh, whoops, it got itself killed! I expected better from a fellow demon. How disappointing.
Waluigi Time? More like Grim Time! Waluigi's big introduction got cut off, literally!
Terrible Terry just sits around sculpting. Well, if you make any figures of the more exciting deaths, I'd be glad to take them.
Ghosts, monsters, ghouls, and only five can stop them! They can be beat. It happened the last time they were nominated.
And Tom Phan's proven himself a bigger Koopa Troopa than the Koopa Troopa itself, with one slick kill! Nice work!
Yes, we are aware this is the Hunger Games, Almas.
The Amazing Spider-Cult, then. Better live up to that promise of killing.
Don't let a little thing like a broken neck hold you back, Jeff! Show them what you can do!
More sculpting. Riveting. Next, please?
Cioccolata and Whip Hybrid have forged an alliance! I look forward to seeing it inevitably end in betrayal.
Impressive sword, Knuckles and Espio. Let's see if you have the skill to use it.
A Mass Murderer, huh, Professor? There's plenty of tributes to kill, so have fun with that!
Hangedman is looking more like Hangedfrog to me!
Guess you could say Faris's plans for these games stink, huh?
Yes, Luke, that's the way. Kill them all. Let go of the shackles of the Light Side. Embrace the power of... Sorry, got a little carried away there.
And BOOM! The RE-boot has booted Marie-Therese from the contest with a bang! And yet completely failed to kill Farah or Caleb. My fireballs could do far better than that.
Yuno got Lucky! So much for him living up to his name, huh? On the contrary. He had plenty of luck; it was just bad.
That's why you don't taunt your source of resources, Secco. I hope you've learned from your mistake.
And Acxa squashes the Goomba with ease. No more nonsense out of that one.
Are you kidding me? First sculptures, now photographs? You're supposed to be participating in the bloodshed, not documenting it. Leave that part to us.
Blue blistering barnacles indeed! What a rare find!
I'm surprised too, Paloose Man! I don't think AquaMan's been in the Games before!
Getting your head bashed in by cookies. Talk about an undignified death. Guess you could say Dodo went the way of the dodo!
Do you know how to play the Hunger Games, Rayman? You do? Well, too bad; you're learning it again anyway.
Hey, Janky, you'd better get down to the Arena! Staph Aureus is thinking of screwing you over!
Bloodthirsty, yes. Adorable... Not so much.
I wouldn't immediately trust someone known as "Messy Clown" either.
Gonna have to level up and start shooting more arrows, Hank!
I fail to see the logic in 35 minutes of pure screaming.
And... weavings. Yes, go on, just pretend this is an art class and not bloodsports where you're supposed to kill each other for our entertainment. I don't even care any more.
Whoops, the Cornucopia blew up on DiC and Akira! Gotta watch it when picking up explosives!
"Batman Begins" is now "Batman Ends", courtesy of Hikari. How unfortunate for it.
Whoa! Nice dodge by the Black Eagles! Maid Rin could've cut them in half with a bit more speed!
Untrained and unprepared, eh, Atlas? Good luck surviving. Hehehehehe....
Woo! Amon Genjosai knows how to make an entrance!
Looks like Janky's sent some samurai! Good with swords, too! Carol's half the cat she used to be!
I didn't know the boss had events involving highly corrosive bleach! Of all the things to drink... I am not impressed either, Blake.
Ah, yes. Listen to the potion, Lifer. You'll enjoy it, if not as much as I do.
Oh no, what a tragedy! The Doomba is down! That's going to lower people's spirits a good deal! It's just a glorified vacuum cleaner, mortals. Stop making such a fuss.
I suppose the spider is nonsapient, so you did save Matt some trouble. Well done, Cargo Cult.
We're getting Soren and Tonya in Smash! I'd love to see what their movesets are like!
And Wooloo, this very thread, Kennifer, Rimba, the roleplay thread, Wario, Reid, Brittany, and Zero flee like the cowards they are. We'll see how long you last like that.

Day◊ 1

That utter wimp tries to kill a deity of antimatter with a wrench. To the surprise of absolutely no one, it doesn't work.
Is International Maid Day a holiday? Maybe that's what Rin's dressing up for!
For such a logical person, the Spock is certainly getting into a lot of emotional events.
A heated argument over cooking, huh? Obviously the creamy kind is better. With powder, you have to add cold liquid that leaves the entire meal unpleasantly lukewarm.
And an evil trick, getting Connor to sign his own death warrant! I'm liking this potion more and more.
Tonya's become the victim of crazy police brutality, courtesy of someone who was beaten up by Wimperson. Sometimes you just need to go a little crazy, huh, D'Arby?
JunkMan punched Knuckles and Espio in the junks. Hilarious. Hey, at least they got an apology!
I get you, AquaMan! I can't stand bad geography either! You're into geography? I thought you were more about geology. I've got a mix of interests, Nought!
Not much for concerts, huh, muskrat?
Yes, yes, the story where you're a butler is very interesting, Luke. Now go back to being corrupted by the Dark Side.
Ha! Kick him while he's down, Reboot! That's the way! Looks like Fennel and the Oreos don't want to risk getting kicked too!
And the boss's events reveal that Snow leads the Soul Coin, whatever that is!
Hank's learned to pinch like a crab after being pinched by a crab! Have fun with it!
I'm with you, Messy Clown! Don't let anyone call you cringey!
Impressive. Now try with arcane glyphs where every character invokes fell magic when uttered.
The beautiful game! Whip Hybrid, The Amazing Spider-Man, and Wario have beaten Grim, Staph Aureus, and the entire roleplay thread at football! Nice work!
Enjoy the books, Brittany. Just remember that the library's rules might not be as fun. What's wrong with having to be quiet? Asks the person whose default tone of voice is "shriek".
Aw, dang, you just screwed up the Arena's whole weather system! I hope you're happy, Rimba!
Why would killing a Koopa Troopa be peaceful...? Oh, never mind. Just another amusing mortal blunder.
It seems Hikari's less than impressed with Neroli's ambitions of being Mass Murderer.
Shouldn't have left that thing unlocked, Avon! Now a whole bunch of other tributes will have fun, fun, fun!
So Atlas is using her assassin ancestor's memories to compensate for her lack of training. So much for that potential source of amusement.
Is petty theft the best you can do, Cursed Finn? You're probably just going to feed that to some rats. Nothing wrong with being nice to rats!
And now I know you can make voodoo dolls of entire forum threads. This has a lot of potential.
Don't murder people while driving, Narthri! You could get your license revoked for that! Looks like she didn't think much of Luka's presentation earlier.
Come on, a Rayman sock puppet isn't that traumatic!
And the Almas, Yuno, and the Cargo Cult have gotten Garak off the hook! Better luck next time, BSOD!
A good choice, Soren. Do not let your old identity hold you back.
The Bloodbath Gang hasn't fared much better than their last times, it seems. They've been turned into a samurai potion.
Secco's got himself a Time Tower! When will he go today?
Terrible Terry's moseying on over to fight Hangedfrog... er, Hangedman! Let's go!
And so Farah's virtual date becomes a real date-of-death. Now that's a dating simulator mechanic I can get behind.

Fallen◊ Tributes

The fallen: Marie Antoinette; Berdly; Elephant Mario; Fiendian Reptiloid Demon; Waluigi; Koopa Troopa; Marie-Therese Charlotte; Lucky; Goomba; Dodo; DiC; Akira; Batman Begins; Carol; Blake; Doomba; Giant Enemy Spider; Connor; Tonya; Luka; Janky's Bloodbath Gang; Farah
Nominators out: Cutegirl920fire; Oggy123; kablammin45; CosmosAndChaos
Remaining tributes: 66/88

Kill Scoreboard

Acxa: 1 (Goomba)
Avon: 1 (Marie Antoinette)
BLACKPINK Oreos: 1 (Dodo)
Cargo Cult: 1 (Giant Enemy Spider)
D'Arby: 1 (Tonya)
Giant Enemy Crab: 1 (Berdly)
Grim: 1 (Waluigi)
Janky's Bloodbath Gang: 1 (Carol)
A literal RE-boot: 1 (Marie-Therese Charlotte)
Mari Ming Ornette and Ai: 1 (Janky's Bloodbath Gang)
Narthri: 1 (Luka)
Sinister Potion: 1 (Connor)
Tom Phan: 1 (Koopa Troopa)
Yuno: 1 (Lucky)

And so the weakest links begin to get weeded out. Let us hope the remaining tributes don't disappoint.

We've got a pretty level field to start, folks! But only one of these legends can prevail, and there's no telling who it will be! See you tomorrow for more action and adventure!

Edited by NineTailedCat on Sep 12th 2023 at 3:54:39 AM

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.

PuzzarianIdeal Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind from Abandoned Hell of Blood Pools (Apprentice)

Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind

#32766: Sep 5th 2023 at 12:07:48 AM

Holy shit, Mari did a science thing and killed someone with it. Clearly she has her prios straightened out.

And Maid Rin being Maid Rin. The spirit of Billy 5545 lives on, it seems.

Edited by PuzzarianIdeal on Sep 5th 2023 at 12:07:57 PM

Justkong033 Just Linie from Nowhere Since: May, 2021 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

Just Linie

#32767: Sep 5th 2023 at 12:19:07 AM

You got 22nd place and racked up 3 kills already, I think you're experienced enough, you can survive by your own Atlas.

Also nice to see Daniel racked up a kill, good start.

Edited by Justkong033 on Sep 6th 2023 at 2:27:16 AM

Scipion3 Léodagan, the Bloodthirsty from Kaamelott castle Since: May, 2018 Relationship Status: Barbecuing

Léodagan, the Bloodthirsty

#32768: Sep 5th 2023 at 1:00:35 AM

A Rayman sock puppet isn't that traumatic by itself, but it's freaking Cioccolata who's doing it. Of course it's going to be messed up.

Edited by Scipion3 on Sep 5th 2023 at 11:59:11 AM

"You're married like me, you know monstrosity can take many forms."

supermario1096 Since: Aug, 2023

#32769: Sep 5th 2023 at 1:54:56 AM

Whip being diplomatic and Tom Phan getting several acclaimed titles. Huzzah!

TroperNo9001 Braids From S286 Not Included from ZDR for now Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship

Braids From S286 Not Included

#32770: Sep 5th 2023 at 4:05:24 AM

Just uh... don't kill your fellow prof or that Wooloo or Giratina please, Neroli. I know Wooloos in general have a notorious history here, but still.

Anyway, looks like Soren's no longer just a Smash Spirit!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Sep 5th 2023 at 9:43:06 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Dghcrh You can't escape this monster from Small country that looks like a fish Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters

You can't escape this monster

#32771: Sep 5th 2023 at 4:29:42 AM

Nought is right. The claim that my tributes that flopped can't be beat is a big lie considering why they're here in the first place. However, I'm glad they made it past the first update this time.

I'm mainly a fan of underrated media.

evilfacefromcatgame ssssssssssss from [DATA EXPUNGED] Since: May, 2022 Relationship Status: It's complicated