Tropers: The Series

"HUH?! Whatdja say?"

(Sighs) "Forget it."

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Jan 29th 2020 at 12:07:01 PM

"What was that? I can't read lips"

"MA, THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!!"

Elena jumps from her seat " Someone said or has chocolate... I can feel it"

A commotion can be heard from the theater outside the hallway.

"I SAID YOU'RE CLEARED AND REHIRED, NOW GIT!"

"Jeez, okay!"

And... Revenge walks into the theater!

The screen plays some victory music and displays the words "HOLY SHIT THE TIME MAN IS BACK" for about 30 seconds before playing the next ad.

Junon applauds Revenge's debut.

"Who?"

"...Nah, just kidding. Welcome back, Revenge!"

Steph smiles at Revenge before eating popcorn for the rest of the movie trailers.

"Uh... can I leave?"

(Robin wakes up.)
"Huh? What's going on? Oh, hi there, Revenge. Welcome back!"
"You're just in time to get paid."
(Maurice laughs as the camera pans over to Chey and Ford, who are still making out.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jan 30th 2020 at 9:57:37 AM

"Huh, is this movie ever going to start?"

Another ad comes on.

"Coming this Leif Erikson Day. The Movie Will Never Start."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jan 30th 2020 at 10:56:14 AM

"I'm about to fall back asleep..."
(Robin yawns. Meanwhile in the projector room, the projectionist was frantically trying to find the film can of Xanadu.)
"oh god, if I don't find this, i'm so fired!"

"Sorry. Couldn't hear you over the sounds of this drone!"

Playing flies the drone over a cookie jar.

"So, who's gonna be the Mike Nelson? We're already like... halfway before the movie actually starts!"

"What if the movie... is actually just over an hour of trailers?"

"That's horrifying. If there's a trailer about movie trailers, comedy has died."

(And that started, a movie trailer about a movie about movie trailers)

Narrator (in a stereotypical movie trailer voice): "Movie Trailers: The Movie, coming soon to a theater near you."

"Looks like your prediction came true."
(Back at the projector room, the projectionist finally finds the can, does a dance, and quickly puts a reel on. Back at the theater, a montage of scenic shots of nature paired with bombastic orchestral music starts playing.)
"Oh, finally. Something that isn't a trailer."
(Maurice proceeds to throw a pack of Oreos at Chey and Ford.)
"Ow! Maurice, why did you do that for?"
"The trailers are over."
"Oh, really? It's about smegging time."
"And now, our feature presentation."
(Chey, Ford, and the twins begin applauding.)
"At zarking last!"

"Hope to god this is gonna be good!"

"Nah. My friend was about to invent a joke about how people Stay using their car horns too much, but then they remembered that COMEDY DIED , due to HATERS!! So, comedy's dead."

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Feb 1st 2020 at 11:36:50 AM

Puma had left the room, but comes back in with two giant tubs of popcorn. "Okay, I'm ready."

(After everyone had settled down, the move begins. Over an hour and a half later, everyone left the theater.)
"That was smegging awesome!"
"It was a bit tacky but enjoyable."

"Completely unrealistic, no way could you just walk around on the streets with that much gold on you without getting mugged

At least that's how it was in my neighborhood"

"I don't know about you guys, but my favorite character was the alpaca."