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DrNoPuma The Black Hog from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#30351: Jan 25th 2020 at 3:55:16 PM

The next trailer is rated PG-13. It opens with some ominous post-apocalyptic imagery.

"The year is 2420."

"Blaze it!" someone yells far from the narrator's mic.

"Shut up, Jerry. Anyway, the year is 2420. The dead have risen, laying waste to the world. Some people remain, but the zombies are closing in. There is only one who can save them."

A figure walks up to the camera. The sun is shining brightly, so the figure is darkened at first, but it's holding a baseball bat with nails in it. Finally, the figure gets close enough to where the viewers can see it's... a neon orange animatronic cat.

"Hi guys! Remember I exist?"

"Mango the Cat vs. the Zombie Apocalypse. Coming this summer."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jan 25th 2020 at 7:16:00 AM

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#30352: Jan 25th 2020 at 3:58:05 PM

Avie quickly runs into the theatre and sits next to the Tropers

"I'm so sorry you guys! That meeting took way longer than expected.. What're we watching again?"

She sits next to Tropes and hugs him tightly

TropesForever from TropesForever Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
#30353: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:01:06 PM

Tropes hugs back.

"I forget the name, but it starts with an X. Movies that start with an X are always good."

Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#30354: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:05:29 PM

"Ooooooh snazzy!"

She nuzzles into Tropes and kisses him

"I love you.. You look dashing as always"

TropesForever from TropesForever Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
#30355: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:07:27 PM

"Thank you! They're making me wear a suit so they don't lose me in the crowd again."

Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#30356: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:10:18 PM

"Oh! Had I'd known maybe I should try to dress a bit nicer.. Being a mayors girlfriend and all.."

TropesForever from TropesForever Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
#30357: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:13:17 PM

"Oh, that's okay! You look great as you are."

Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#30358: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:19:44 PM

"Aww, thank you!"

Avie decides to be cheeky

"How great do I look?"

She winks

DrNoPuma The Black Hog from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#30359: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:23:02 PM

Puma grins seeing the wholesome interaction between the two. He's not sure what to say, so he just smiles.

Meanwhile, another trailer starts.

"Coming this fall, the movie event of a lifetime. With an all-star cast, this movie, which has been in the making for over 20 years, contains... drama. Action. Romance. Laughter. Tears. This is..."

Cut to a bunch of ducks walking around in a black room.

"Ducks. Coming this September."

"Oh boy!" says Puma. "I heard the award people were going to nominate that movie for every award ever."

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jan 25th 2020 at 7:27:44 AM

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
TropesForever from TropesForever Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
#30360: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:24:07 PM

"Yes, how great you do look!"

"It's too late to change your wardrobe now anyway. I heard talk about impeachment."

EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#30361: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:27:09 PM

"Hi, Avie! We're gonna be watching Xanadu just as soon as these trailers end. Oh, and don't forget, we got that final dress fitting in a few days!"
"Get ready for the most heartwarming and soft musical of the year! LAUNDRY: THE MUSICAL!"
(Cut to a bunch of people dancing and singing...)
"🎵 We are laundry, we love being washed every day! We are laundry, when we're dried we shout HOORAY! 🎵"
"Certified rotten by Rotten Tomatoes but who cares? It's a musical about everyone's favorite endless chore; laundry!"
(Cut to a person in a sock costume singing...)
"🎵 Wheeeeeere did my sock twin gooooooo? 🎵"
"God, I can relate to that... So many socks I've lost in that dryer..."
(Robin sniffles.)
"I can relate too!"
(Robin starts bawling. Maurice then gives his twin a hug.)
"Laundry: The Musical! From the producers of Dishwashing Blues and Plumber Rock. Coming soon to a theater near you!"

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jan 25th 2020 at 6:28:16 AM

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
DrNoPuma The Black Hog from somewhere (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#30362: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:29:27 PM

Puma is crying too. "I hope he finds the other sock!"

He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#30363: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:33:36 PM

"Thanks Chey! Hehe, I'm glad you like what I wear, wherever I am"

Avie winks and giggles, holding Tropes' hand

Edited by Aveyond on Jan 25th 2020 at 10:33:56 PM

TropesForever from TropesForever Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
#30364: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:36:57 PM

Tropes winks back, not understanding why. He then kisses Aveyond back.

Edited by TropesForever on Jan 25th 2020 at 10:44:55 PM

Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#30365: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:37:40 PM

"Anyone got a (sob) tissue?"

Aveyond Your local Princess! from Where's the closest castle? Since: Dec, 2018
Your local Princess!
#30366: Jan 25th 2020 at 4:47:31 PM

"Here Playing!"

She hands him a tissue

Edited by Aveyond on Jan 25th 2020 at 10:49:53 PM

arimothereindeer Professional Professionalist from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Professional Professionalist
#30367: Jan 25th 2020 at 5:05:31 PM

The next trailer is dark and has scary music.

This summer, lock your windows, lock your doors, and hide your turntables. It’s....

The eponymous villain of the film shows up onscreen holding a chainsaw.

The Masked Discjock! Rated R.

“Jeez, ya think they’re running out of horror movie ideas yet?”

I’m not the one who has seen Rubber two thousand and sixty six times exactly.”

"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#30368: Jan 25th 2020 at 5:55:56 PM

Steph was watching the movie trailer on autopilot and made some dial-up tones, before snapping to attention at seeing the ducks on-screen. "What, we were watching an amazing and epic trailer... about ducks of all things? Shoulda seen that coming..." Steph remarks under her breath.

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#30369: Jan 25th 2020 at 6:38:18 PM

Another trailer starts.

"In a world where drugs exist..."

"No! Not my child! She can't asking me for ... drugs?"

"There is one man..."

"Not my chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild!"

The mother (whose text is blue) starts sobbing loudly.

"Who will punch drugs."

"That's me. Ol' Kurty Boy."

"The Drug Puncher. Coming soon to theaters."

sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#30370: Jan 25th 2020 at 7:30:17 PM

Steph laughs loudly at the next trailer, it was definitely tickling her funny-bone, "I haven't laughed like this in ages," she giggles as she throws caramel popcorn at the screen, "That was hilarious, next trailer please?" The next trailer starts, complete with Spanish music and the narrator sounded... familiar. The trailer looked animesque styled with lots of bright and strobing light effects

"In a World… where crime is everywhere on Planet Zyenos... In the year 2854, one superhero heard the call... To Rumba! Rumba along with Haybella, coming to a hologram theatre near you, or existing multiverses. Now in VR!"

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jan 26th 2020 at 3:59:20 AM

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
josh6243 Web Spidus from The Jungles Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Web Spidus
#30371: Jan 25th 2020 at 9:19:26 PM

Another Trailer plays.

Narrator: So, what happens when you combine a yeti and an elf? You get me.

(The narrator turns out to be a rather cute elf hybrid named Vanilla.)

Vanilla Narration: Join me as I go on wacky adventures and maybe have a laugh or two

(Plenty of footage plays as Vanilla goes on an epic adventure. The title of the film is Vanilla Explores the Far Shores.)

Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#30372: Jan 25th 2020 at 9:21:57 PM

"It's a serious film about drugs. With Kurt."

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#30373: Jan 25th 2020 at 10:42:20 PM

(A trailer plays for Gibberish: The Movie. All the dialogue is in gibberish, of course, every character is something random like a Swiss yodeler or a cheese log, and the entire soundtrack is Scatman songs.)

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#30374: Jan 25th 2020 at 11:14:52 PM

(Cue a trailer for a movie featuring explosions, fast trains, fights, beautiful, buxom women, and loads of profanity.)
"Smegging heck, what is this?"
"Michael Bay's Thomas the Tank Engine, coming this summer."

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
sabrina_diamond iSanity! from Australia Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
#30375: Jan 25th 2020 at 11:32:39 PM

Another trailer plays, it looked dark and gritty and noir inspired

In a wartorn world, which was destroyed in the year 3008, an evil Mad Scientist and a dark Prince created a cyborg duo consisting of a heavy metal band. Now they're here to kick ass and fight all of the monsters concievable to alienkind... REGALIS now playing in theatres across the multiverse everywhere, and on holommunicators too!

Olapen meeps, "Oh! I remember being there at the time!" over the static of Steph's intercom.

Edited by sabrina_diamond on Jan 26th 2020 at 6:40:02 AM

In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!

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