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unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#76: Nov 16th 2019 at 7:22:33 PM

Hey girl, are you a necromancer? Cause you bring my heart to life.

Jungles

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#77: Nov 16th 2019 at 9:02:28 PM

I wanna explore your body like a jungle.

Green M&Ms.

SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from tall grass (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
The Draftsman of Doom
#78: Nov 17th 2019 at 3:20:56 PM

Are you a green M&M? You're an aphrodisiac, that's for sure.

Pumpkin Pie.

Rawr.
SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from tall grass (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
The Draftsman of Doom
#79: Jan 30th 2020 at 9:47:19 PM

Are you pumpkin pie? I'd like to taste your filling.

Advertising.

[down] Wish I'd thought of that sooner. I honestly didn't think you could post in a game thread without playing it.

Edited by SkyCat32 on Jan 31st 2020 at 7:31:22 AM

Rawr.
AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#80: Jan 31st 2020 at 4:03:55 AM

Why don't you just bump the thread instead of just spam-posting?

I can't think of a good signature.
jaketroper Since: Jul, 2019
#81: Feb 22nd 2020 at 7:28:56 PM

You’re like a good advertisement: interesting and catching my eye all the time.

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SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from tall grass (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
The Draftsman of Doom
ArgonianLorekeeper See ya later. from Colony 9 Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
See ya later.
#83: Apr 1st 2020 at 5:44:59 PM

[up][up]I'm addicted to you, even as you ruin my life.


Bread

You can find me here now.
BrightLight from the Southern Water Tribe. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#84: May 9th 2020 at 1:34:12 PM

Am I like sweet bread to you?


Papaya

Awe921 eh Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#85: May 10th 2020 at 1:24:25 AM

ay bby do you want to be the mamaya to my papaya?

[down] hat

StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
...
#86: May 10th 2020 at 1:45:24 AM

I tip my hat to you. Now, in exchange, you gotta pay the tip for dinner!

A rock

...
VidExGuy I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks. Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
#87: May 10th 2020 at 2:30:03 AM

You make me harder than a rock. I had to.

Metaphysics.

Edited by VidExGuy on May 10th 2020 at 2:30:34 AM

Forum signature.
SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from tall grass (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
The Draftsman of Doom
#88: Aug 30th 2020 at 7:14:59 PM

Let's get Metaphysical.

Rap music.

[down][down]I'm actually a dude.

Edited by SkyCat32 on Aug 30th 2020 at 10:17:55 AM

Rawr.
WarJay77 Big Catch, Sparkle Edition (Troper Knight)
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
#89: Aug 30th 2020 at 7:17:03 PM

Yo, I'm not Eminem, but I'm here to say, you're beautiful in every way.


Cheeseburgers

Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
DookieIdiotNimrod Title from An abandoned K-Mart Since: Mar, 2020 Relationship Status: I wanna be your dog
Title
#90: Aug 30th 2020 at 7:17:03 PM

[up][up] Girl, you’re better than rap music because you spit out facts.

[up] Are you a cheeseburger, cause I want you so bad.

Green Day

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Aug 30th 2020 at 7:17:49 AM

Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
Lindo-Honorindo WOOOOOOW Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
WOOOOOOW
#91: Aug 30th 2020 at 9:30:01 PM

I hope you have the time of your life...with me!

Nuclear power

My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women
TheWhistleTropes janet likes her new icon. from Had to leave Los Angeles. It felt sad. Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
janet likes her new icon.
#92: Aug 30th 2020 at 9:33:11 PM

You're just like nuclear power. So dangerous, but so willing to be bailed out.


Comets.

she/her/they | wall | sandbox
SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from tall grass (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
The Draftsman of Doom
#93: Sep 1st 2020 at 7:49:10 AM

I'm like Halley's comet, only I'll be around you a lot more than every several years.

Corned Beef.

Edited by SkyCat32 on Feb 9th 2021 at 7:30:07 AM

Rawr.
MadameButterflyKnife Semain Calm from the Holocene Since: Mar, 2019 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Semain Calm
#94: Sep 1st 2020 at 7:52:33 AM

Are you corned beef? Because I want to can you up inside me.

Headphones

and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Superjohn The man behind the slaughter from Coruscant Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The man behind the slaughter
#95: Sep 1st 2020 at 7:55:00 AM

Baby, I'm like headphones because I'll listen only to you.

Supervillain.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
WarJay77 Big Catch, Sparkle Edition (Troper Knight)
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
#96: Sep 2nd 2020 at 1:59:09 PM

Baby, are you a supervillain, because I can be your super woman in bed.


Chocolate Chips

Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from tall grass (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
The Draftsman of Doom
#97: Sep 4th 2020 at 7:44:33 AM

You are like a chocolate chip, just sweet enough for me.

Try that one on your BF, Jay.

Bow Ties.

Rawr.
Risdio51 The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about from that exit they call Paradise Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
#98: Sep 4th 2020 at 8:13:01 AM

Hey baby, are you the Eleventh Doctor? Cause I got a bowtie I want you to adjust.

Katana

I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#99: Sep 4th 2020 at 8:16:32 AM

Your heart's like a katana. The sharpest I've known so far.

Books

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
WarJay77 Big Catch, Sparkle Edition (Troper Knight)
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
#100: Sep 5th 2020 at 8:51:43 PM

Baby, are you a library book? Because I want to check you out.

Jousting

Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

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