ITT: Your Avatar Wrote a Slash of the Above Two Avatars and You're Reading It

...Well uh, that's one of the more disturbing results of this glitch I've seen... never saw that coming. Even though most of it is really jumbled up, probably for the best I can't tell what most of it says...

edited 9th Feb '18 2:54:17 AM by Zanreo

Well, I didn't even know you knew what computers and glitches were, Azura.

Mr. Snow, I think you've been running too many Hunger Games...

edited 9th Feb '18 10:24:21 AM by TheGamechanger

... Geez, you've been a creep since grubhood, haven't you, Eridan?

Can't you spend your time writing new songs instead?

I simply do not appreciate this out-of-character, inaccurate tripe.

Is this what it feels like to lose one's mind...?

King K. Rool, is this your way of venting that you're not playable in Smash? Because I think you've been hit too many times in the head by Donkey Kong.

And they write this... why? I am certain at least half of the things in this would break someone's spine, and as for the rest... [shudders]. I need to go and book another appointment with my therapist. Or I need to get my brain bleached.

Ok, first off, why would Dr. Cortex of all people write a slash fic? Is this some kind of new torture device for Crash? Secondly, this one is just creepy. AND gross

Phos, you're not informed about how humans mate, are you?

I'm pretty sure Mario abstained from writing this one. This is a really weird (and weirdly cute) fic about how Dr. Cortex is trying to literally fuck a crystal because all his plans to get crystals are foiled by Crash Bandicoot. Apparently, having "gay" sex with Phos turns him into Cortex's loyal slave who acts as a part-time power source for his evil schemes. From here the fic is about a BDSM dom/sub relationship between Cortex and Phos. It has slapstick hijinks. Related to a BDSM relationship.

I gotta hand it to you, Hat Kid; you're a creative writer.

Patchy, you know better than this.

Well, Lucoa. I know you're interested in humans, but this isn't the best way to show it.

Okay, Yelav must have been hit by some serious Scrap-Code to have written this.

Considering that most of the fic consists of the kind of BDSM that would make the Dark Eldar and Slaanesh take notes, accompanied by copious amounts of whipped cream, several cucumbers, a couple gallons of vanilla frosting, and much, much else (why did they need that diarrhoea-suffering rhinocerous? Why?), he has really outdone himself this time. Though at least half of what they did should be anatomically impossible. At the very least, I'm someone certain that the dragon-girl's hips should have been broken by that position about halfway through.

Now, I'm off to get my mind bleached clean. And to get a new set of eyes.

Heat Man has a surprisingly good understanding of human anatomy, though that's still screwed up.

Also, Yelav would have killed and torn apart Lucoa a long time ago, if she didn't crush him simply by turning into a dragon. We should be thankful that Heat Man didn't write something like that; otherwise he'd have to burn it...

I didn't know SCP-682 was capable of writing, let alone doing slashes, but I'm pretty sure this slash should be put in Keter containment just for how disturbing it is.

No more alcohol for you, Ford.

...Didn't know you were into THAT, Roland.

Well, I'm telling Tohru and Kobayashi.

Well, that was interesting to read. At least, it was moderately less disturbing than the previous fic Yelav wrote. I'm pretty sure that chapter 13 of 45 needs to be burned with weapons-grade incendiaries, though, considering what went on in that chapter. Dragon-on-Human Action should not happen that way, dammit.

Ugh...another slash to be put in Keter containment. SCP-682 must be either getting better or worse at this because it's even more disturbing than the last one!

Catsub, what the hell. Is this fic... your new weapon... somehow?

Urakara, I hope your teachers don't find out about this.

....Were y'all that bored?