my current job
"You're not working right. Do I need to blow on you?"
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I'm helping!
"You don't pay my sub!"
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
"You're so hard I wanna throw you out this window."
Not Sherlock Holmes
The Problems with Being A Shapeshifter
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"OH GOD I FORGOT TO SHIFT THE INTERNAL ORGANS—"
Into the woods, but mind the past. Into the woods, but mind the future.
An Eldritch Troper
Lovely Legilimens
"Did I get the nose right?"
Discarded and Feeling Blue
"Ugh, that does not look like a foot...''
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Tell me something happy
"For the last time, I don't REMEMBER what happened a half-hour ago because I WAS A DOG! Just tell me who I bit."
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Not Sherlock Holmes
“This is the 2nd time i’ve had to abort a rescue mission because of fleas!”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
An Eldritch Troper
Boasts/Taunts that would make SHODAN proud
Humanity is defined by its absurdity, and I am no exception.
(Beatboxing)
Yeah, I got a roast for you, Mr. Someone!
(Mumbled, kinda)
I have no idea who you are
Or if you even exist
I think you have done good
And you are kinda handsome
But, with all due respect sir,
You've got a small pee pee.
(Shouted)
Oh!
Tell me something happy
Topic change time!
What movie monsters do between sequels.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
"If anyone needs me, I'll be washing all of this blood outta my clothes."
"Cop bribing time!"
Discarded and Feeling Blue
"Can I borrow some thread? I need to stitch this new skin-coat together..."
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Dwar of Helium
Things You’ll Never Find on a Scavenger Hunt
Edited by Starbug on Sep 28th 2019 at 5:14:26 AM
You have just enough energy to climb this hill, but not enough energy to go on or look for someplace else to camp.
Ruler of Everything
Dwar of Helium
A calm rational logical Conspiracy Theorist.
You have just enough energy to climb this hill, but not enough energy to go on or look for someplace else to camp.
Half of a bottle cap
"Oh look, it's a paper telling me where everything is!"
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Oh Captain!~
"Now tell me, if you didn't do it, then why did you go to the crime scene and contaminate the evidence?"
"I was told to find a bullet casing, officer."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
"Come on, just tell me what buttons to push!"
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.