Tell me something happy
"'Well-Adjusted Families', next on Maury!"
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
so i made a new avatar
"Coming up next on The Nitty Gritty, a couple in what appears to be a healthy relationship. Stay tuned for more after the break."
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Oh Captain!~
"On the next Dr. Phil: A man who is so painfully average that it's negatively affecting his relationships!!"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Not stupid or expendable.
"On the next Jerry Springer, A woman whose relationship with their partner has dramatically changed after he adopted a kitten."
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Blitzy....
Worst reasons to call the cops
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so i made a new avatar
"So you say you saw an African-American child selling water on the street?'
Edited by PhysicalStamina on Sep 22nd 2018 at 7:26:14 AM
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
How sweet it is
"Hello, I'd like to report a noise complaint. The perpretrator appears to be a year old..."
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A Reluctant Lion
"But they're under there, I swear! The monsters are coming to get me! Can't you please check under the bed?"
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
Oh Captain!~
"Police? Yes, I'd like to report a kidnapping. A school bus just passed by this morning..."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
so i made a new avatar
"Oh, no, there's no emergency, I just wanted to talk."
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Tell me something happy
World's worst wrestling pre-match trash talk.
Edited by burinnu on Sep 26th 2018 at 6:12:53 AM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
The Video Guy
"Yo mama so stupid... she's just really stupid... and she's so fat... wow, is she ever fat... and ugly... don't even get me started..."
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Blitzy....
Topics even Miss Frizzle won't cover
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Braids From S286 Not Included
"Today, we're going on a field trip to Chernobyl and visit the Elephant's Foot... without protection!"
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
A Reluctant Lion
"Hey, Ms. Friz, can we perform rituals to summon otherworldly beings?"
"Uh... -nervous laughter- how about we do something more scientific instead?"
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"
The Senate
- “Hey, what does “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” mean?”
- “Today, we’ll be studying gamma ray bursts up close!”
so i made a new avatar
"Miss Frizzle, I was wondering if you knew what makes people attracted to two-dimensional women."
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Ms. Frizzle? What's a 'time cube'?"
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Tell me something happy
TOPIC SWITCH since the last one got nothing
Clickbait Titles of History.
Edited by burinnu on Oct 2nd 2018 at 3:44:22 PM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Tell me something happy
bump
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
"Before he became the first U.S. president, George Washington chopped down his dad's cherry tree! What happened afterwards will blow your puny mind!"
The Senate
“You won’t believe what these colonists threw overboard!”
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
"My sister wife is cheating with my brother son, on the next Reddnex."
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.