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Serious question, how do you avoid setting everything on fire?

We've been kicking evil's butt, like always!

Yesterday we helped out the Mayor! Well, we helped him get a pickle out of his nose, anyway.

And me and Octo have been helping The Professor with his work!

Yes, er, "helping"...

Edited by Murataku on Oct 25th 2018 at 8:13:34 PM

How have you guys been? Anything interesting happen lately?

I feel bad asking the generic questions, but I would genuinely love to know how they're doing. I used to enjoy the show a lot.

-108's expression is blank... absolutely blank. Then again, he's always been like this... He has always been emotionless, or as close to it as possible.-

-However... he has been starting to feel emotions... True emotions.-

-He's dealing with these foreign feelings the best he can. He still struggles to express them, but he's beginning to understand feelings and how they work.-

-...-

"Number 108 was my designation. To my superiors I was Number 108. I was a tool."

-A reconnaissance agent with no freedom... Shaped for the role, and forced to play the part without realizing that he had a life of his own...-

-...As for his name... the one that he has since chosen over 108...-

"My name, Aichi, was given to me by my handler. He called me that even if I did not understand why."

-But now Aichi is his real name. He is no longer just a number.-

"...I am not a number. I am not Number 108. I am Aichi."

-He sounds serious, and has a tiny hint of passion while saying that. It's clear that he's developing an actual sense of self. For him to throw away his designated number... what he had been known as all his life (barring his handler calling him Aichi)...-

There is a weird story as to why I made this Aichi (which in all honesty is just an OC with Aichi's face, name, and Vanguard elements shoved onto him), but I enjoy RPing as him.

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Oct 24th 2018 at 6:07:20 AM

“Number 108”? What does that mean?

Technically my Profaned Guardians aren’t gods, but I wouldn’t consider them friends by any stretch of the imagination. I suppose the Brimstone Elemental is an acquaintance of mine. Of course, she was only created when some witch turned my massive temple complex into literal hell, but I think I can look past that for now.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Oct 24th 2018 at 7:20:04 AM

Got any non-godly friends?

Uhm... w-well, I've been training my skills for almost a century now (I'm 118 this year). It would be a harsh change. I-I guess I'd try to work on my social skills...?

Sorry, this is probably really uninteresting...

Edited by Beverly on Oct 24th 2018 at 7:29:19 AM

What would you be doing if you weren't having to fight a lot?

Well, it's a small town. I probably only get about a couple of bodies a month at the most. Unless you count these past couple of weeks where I've had more come in than usual. I've been very busy as of late!

Edited by kablammin45 on Nov 1st 2018 at 11:09:36 AM

How many bodies come to your morgue on average?

It's not fixing, but I tried to break out of the Fungeon by doing what Ralph did best. It went just as well as you'd expect.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 30th 2018 at 12:24:44 AM

What’s the most difficult thing to fix you’ve ever seen?

Well, of course we are. If we weren’t, you wouldn’t be getting invaded right now. It’s really bad for your health. I don’t think people like you can even breathe there. Not that you’ll need to once we’re done with the invasion, but I’m just warning you.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Oct 25th 2018 at 9:36:13 AM

Are you from another planet? If so, what is your homeworld like?

That white streak looks cool! Have you considered dying your hair with other colors at some point?

IIRC I had 108 as my avatar, but I'll answer as both.

-Aichi's (108) expression is a tiny bit perplexed now.-

"Come again?"

-The way he said that is stilted, as if he's still not used to saying it.-

"I do not style my hair. It is how it normally is."

-He takes the usual steps of brushing and washing it, but in reality he doesn't style it or anything.-

"Is my hair not normal?"

-He wants to be like humans... is his hair preventing him from doing that?-

—

-Ai seems a bit dumbfounded.-

"H-Huh? I... don't do anything special... I just take care of it each day..."

-No styling of any kind. Her hair just does that...-

-...Why do they ask? Is her hair weird? Sure it's a lot longer than it was a while back, but she thought it looked nice...-

-Ack! Now she's really embarrassed!-

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Oct 26th 2018 at 1:26:54 PM

How do you style your hair?

11! Dracula can't stand that thing!

Edited by TheWhiteWolf on Oct 25th 2018 at 9:45:47 AM

On a scale of one to ten, how annoying has Fred Fredburger been lately?

Well, I'm part Ghost-type, isn't only fair that I be one? Joking aside, would you believe that it actually was by mistake? I accidentally signed myself up for a forensics class at the Spivey Pokémon School in Gleamscape...but then I discovered that I actually really liked it, so I became a mortician for my home town's police department after I left. Best mistake ever, hm?

Edited by kablammin45 on Nov 1st 2018 at 11:09:26 AM

How exactly did you choose your line of work?

You have not heard of me? Or have you simply not seen me in this form? While I, the glorious Commander Eyeball, am from Dark Aether, I only attained this form during a scouting mission on Bryyo. Unfortunately, that planet was not sufficient to restart the empire, so we had to move the operation to Tallon IV.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Oct 25th 2018 at 10:57:35 AM

Where'd you even come from?

I teach classes in quantum physics and micro-nuclear fusion at Townsville Research Center.

AHEM

Er, and I occasionally make children out of seasoning.

Edited by Murataku on Oct 27th 2018 at 1:40:40 AM

What field of science are you in, Professor?

Several. Unsurprisingly, most of them are my superiors.

Edited by ArmoredFury on Oct 26th 2018 at 9:06:57 PM

Do you know any other humans?

Do you mean a Pumkin Berry? Well, in any case, I'm not usually mistaken for one unless only my back-end is visible to someone, and that's only happened every once in a while.

Edited by kablammin45 on Nov 1st 2018 at 11:09:14 AM

Has anyone mistaken you for an actual pumpkin?

Yes! I can instantly destroy things when I feel like it. Don’t worry, I don’t use that power often.

I used to be a mind reader, but I lost that ability a while ago.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Oct 29th 2018 at 4:08:23 AM

Do you two have any sort of supernatural abilities?

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't been compared to her... (sigh) She's nothing. She has all the abilities down, but she just doesn't have the guts to actually use them to her advantage. With all her power, she could rule her subjects with an iron fist- but she doesn't. It baffles me.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Oct 29th 2018 at 11:26:10 AM

Thoughts on that other ice queen?

   They'd transssform into Gantu... and then I'll transssform into Lilo! It'sss gonna be a neverending battle of ssscaresss!   

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 2nd 2018 at 3:10:44 AM

What would you do if you met your double and they transformed into your worst fear?

Hmm, well, I once received a fellow who choked to death on a piece of cutlery. Apparently, he was trying to dislodge a piece of food stuck in the back of his throat. A very, very poor way to accomplish that, for sure.

Edited by kablammin45 on Nov 1st 2018 at 11:09:04 AM

What's the strangest cause of death you have seen?

Huh, I never keep a log of how far I've traveled. Gimme a sec... If you compare the time it took and the geographical data, plus local transport routes, it's probably somewhere between 200-250 klicks.

Edited by ArmoredFury on Oct 30th 2018 at 10:41:01 PM

What's the farthest distance you've traveled for one mission?

Aside from the fact that it's tradition where I come from, it's really hard to avoid. If I just shot a few things, or even a lot of things, in front of me, whoever I'm aiming at could just move to the side.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Nov 1st 2018 at 7:54:52 AM

Why throw around such flashy and confusing attack patterns anyway?

Usually I just say that it all worked out pretty well. Well...eventually, anyway.

Edited by Murataku on Nov 2nd 2018 at 2:59:18 AM

Doubtless there are those who have accused you of playing God before. What's your response?

• Overthrow the Dreemurrs? Oh, no! I, uh...
• I might not be actually recognized as a monarch, but ASGORE told me it was alright to wear this.
• Nakhta seems jealous of the other versions of herself.

Edited by TheGreatUnknown on Nov 1st 2018 at 12:10:31 PM

If you’re a queen and there’s already a monarchy where you are, are you from a different kingdom or are you planning a revolution?

Both. It’s why my hat doesn’t fall off. And no, I haven’t seen anyone look at me because of it.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Nov 1st 2018 at 11:41:28 AM

So, I'm really curious. Do you have two sets of ears? Human and fox? Or is it just the one. Does anyone give you odd looks over it either way?

Hey, Kris isn't weird! They're just a bit quirky is all. They're really sweet when you get to know them!... And they aren't... doing things. You just have to get to know them is all!

Edited by Beverly on Nov 1st 2018 at 11:59:51 AM