Fix a wish!

Granted. It becomes a So Bad, It's Good Cult Classic.

I wish the world were made of tomatoes.

Granted. Lots of tomatoes means an endless food supply for everyone in the world.

I wish I was put into a Saw trap.

Granted. The designer was incompetent, so it's easy to escape.

I wish I had a headcrab near me.

Granted. It's a perfectly tame one trained not to attack humans.

I wish to be chased by an angry mob.

Granted. It's an angry mob of ants. You can safely move out of the way.

I wish Thrall suffered from Adaptational Jerkass and became a Good Is Not Nice Unscrupulous Hero, to the horror of fans of the character.

Granted. Other fans are interested by the character change.

I wish I was crucified.

You lie down on a wooden cross, and can get up when you want to

I wish to be a Mr. Fandisservice

bump

Granted. You are incredibly intelligent though, so you still end up with someone who admires you for your knowledge and kindness.

I wish I was an Insufferable Imbecile.

Granted. You play an Insufferable Imbecile in a movie. However it has nothing to do with how you are in real life

I wish Into the Spider-Verse was of Spider-Man (1967) quality, particularly in terms of animation

Edited by Elec-1 on Oct 15th 2021 at 8:30:40 AM

Hey, at least the plot's still pretty good...

I wish that every time I turned off Adblock anywhere on the internet I would be shown an unremovable and absurdly loud ad of violent porn that takes up the whole screen

and worst part of it all is that i get notifications on every site I go on guilt tripping me to whitelist them on adblock

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Oct 15th 2021 at 9:28:55 PM

Granted. You get a plug-in that lets you block the guilt trips.

I wish that the adserver took over TV Tropes.

Granted. Not for very long, probably like a day or two before giving it back afterwards.

I wish Tommy Wiseau wrote the story of the next World of Warcraft expansion.

Granted, it's part of a short but hilarious April Fools Day prank, the "proper" expansion later is different.

I wish copyright law went to absolutely dystopian extremes.

Granted. However, it is only copyright law that's Dystopian, not the rest of the law (no comment) so it's quickly overturned and made better than before.

I wish to be stuck in Minecraft.

Granted, no fixing needed

I wish Sheldon Cooper becomes a poster child on an anti intellectualistic movement dedicated to "shoving those smug know-it-alls into ovens".

Anti-Intellectualism slowly becomes a thing of the past after a couple of years or so.

Also if you aren't satisfied you get a free lollipop so that's neat

I wish that my oven would spontaneously explode in the next 10 seconds

Granted. You've moved out of the house exactly 10 seconds ago so it's no longer your problem

I wish my cat would spill my drink onto my keyboard

Granted, but that was after your keyboard was broken and you bought a new and better one for sale.

I wish to merge the worlds of Marvel, DC, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Invincible, Hellsing, and Dragon Ball as to cause huge amounts of chaos for everyone involved.

Edited by MisterZygarde64 on Oct 24th 2021 at 3:11:58 AM

Granted. You do so... in your mega crossover fanfic. While it doesn't get all that much attention, those that do read it find it entertaining.

Speaking of fanfiction, I wish my own fanfic became the Fire Emblem equivalent of My Immortal.

Granted. It's bad enough to be entertaining.

I wish that I was spirited away by malevolent fae.

Granted. You fight back with Cold Iron daggers and make it to safety.

I wish for a Darker and Edgier 3D Donkey Kong Country Metroidvania installment, with King K. Rool being a Complete Monster, even if it sounds ridiculous.

Edited by clemont107 on Oct 25th 2021 at 8:08:28 AM

bump.

Granted. It becomes really popular and King K. Rool actually kind of counted as a complete monster in the first place anyways.

I wish for all plant life to wither away and die.

Granted. They come back in an hour, more lush and healthy then before.

I wish I had a hitman after me.