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johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Mar 9th 2019 at 2:54:27 AM

Granted. You gain Resurrective Immortality and end up liking it

I wish I broke every bone in my body

Edited by johannes4123 on Mar 9th 2019 at 11:54:48 AM

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 9th 2019 at 7:46:26 AM

Granted, you make a full recovery somehow and now you'll never break your bones ever again due to them growing back stronger.

I wish to be forced into a Malachite type fusion.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Mar 9th 2019 at 7:54:01 AM

Granted, but you gain awesome powers abd eventually you and your fusee learn to work together and become an unstoppable team.

I wish I fell into a well and broke my leg.

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
hanwen1234 Mihama's Ninja
Mihama's Ninja
Mar 9th 2019 at 9:47:59 PM

Granted. Turns out the well leads to a small underground a bunch of highly advanced medical technology that you can use to fix your leg. And, really, any other health problems you have.

I wish for Ace Combat 8 to be shit.

The 'Russian' Ninja
johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Mar 10th 2019 at 1:02:52 AM

Granted. The developers take the harsh criticism seriously and Ace Combat 9 end up being near universally agreed upon as the best game in the entire franchise

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 10th 2019 at 2:26:46 PM

I wish that johannes4123 made a wish, and that it was so bad that it would be unfixable.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
KeironCioran Roses for Noddy from Across the Universe Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Roses for Noddy
Mar 10th 2019 at 2:54:50 PM

Granted, however, that wish was for your wish to be unfixable. Technically, it renders both unfixable by rendering them both null.

I wish my fucking arm got cut off.

All flowers die / Except for some few / A chain of burning bloody flowers / Follow my eyes....
WillyFourEyes Skull Kid from some Netherworld Relationship Status: In another castle
Skull Kid
Mar 10th 2019 at 3:09:01 PM

Granted. Your two everyday arms are left untouched. How'd you grow that third arm, anyway?

I wish some troll farm would dox me and reveal all my dirty secrets to the world, including all of my passwords.

Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic...
The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Mar 10th 2019 at 3:09:12 PM

[up][up] Granted, it was reattached using advanced medicine.

I wish I fell out of a window.

Edited by The_Dag on Mar 10th 2019 at 10:09:38 AM

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
aNinjaWithAIDS Her softness must be rated 9999 as well. from Royal Gyrdorea Adventurers' Academy Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Her softness must be rated 9999 as well.
Mar 10th 2019 at 5:12:07 PM

Granted! Said window is only 3 feet (0.9m) off the ground, and there's nothing sharp nor pointy to break your fall either.

I wish to be trapped in a burning building with no hope for rescue.

I'll just put on some mood music for these two and their little moment here.
KeironCioran Roses for Noddy from Across the Universe Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Roses for Noddy
Mar 10th 2019 at 5:18:01 PM

Granted. The stress from the event triggers your latent ability to control fire.

I wish all my favorite characters, came in my house, verbally and emotionally abused me and beat me with a pipe wrench.

All flowers die / Except for some few / A chain of burning bloody flowers / Follow my eyes....
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Mar 15th 2019 at 8:22:41 PM

Granted. The "insults" are very mild, and the pipe wrench is made out of marshmellows.

I wish I could be very bored.

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Mar 15th 2019 at 8:38:44 PM

While trying to find something to do while very bored, you end up inventing intergalactic travel!

I wish Rick was real.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Mar 16th 2019 at 6:56:07 AM

Granted, he reforms his character and advances world science.

I wish to make more spelling mistakes.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Mar 16th 2019 at 7:29:51 AM

Granted. But eventually those spelling mistakes become the new grammar due to you, and you get remembered as an important figure in human history.

I wish a cloud of Dark Matter invaded the Earth and consumed it.

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
Oggy123 from Jakarta, Indonesia
Apr 8th 2019 at 6:17:28 AM

Granted, Kirby kicks it to the curb before it could do that.

I wish Bandana Dee won't be in Smash Bros Ultimate.

The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Apr 10th 2019 at 11:30:48 AM

Granted, a better version of him gets added instead.

I wish everyone on this forum would die.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
Spottedleaf Not a Killer Anymore from The JLA Headquarters Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Not a Killer Anymore
Apr 10th 2019 at 12:06:20 PM

Granted. Our consciousness is immediately transferred to a vessel that matches each of our ideal bodies, and we're happy.

I wish Firelord Ozai was my dad.

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Apr 11th 2019 at 9:31:31 PM

Granted, he becomes a much better parent to you.

I wish I made into a chicken nugget.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Apr 11th 2019 at 9:37:42 PM

Granted, you become a superpowered, omnipotent, immortal and indestructible nugget who can move on its own, you eventually become the ruler of the universe.

I wish Nintendo dedicated an entire magazine issue to sink Metalucy.

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
Oggy123 from Jakarta, Indonesia
Apr 11th 2019 at 9:42:05 PM

Granted, it instead supports an even cuter pairing.

I wish the Smash Bros series is canceled.

Edited by Oggy123 on Apr 11th 2019 at 11:43:15 PM

Siegfried1337 Well, what is it!? from Ashina Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Well, what is it!?
Apr 11th 2019 at 11:17:37 PM

Granted, a Spiritual Successor to it is made, only this time, Everyone isn't just here, EVERY SINGLE THIRD PARTY CHARACTER IS HERE.

I wish my house burned.

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
johannes4123 In need of some axe cleaning from The southern parts of Norway Relationship Status: In denial
In need of some axe cleaning
Apr 12th 2019 at 1:58:38 PM

Granted. Your insurance covers it and you end up with an even better house

I wish to get shot repeatedly with several assault rifles

Axe? Check! Beard? Check! Victory? Check! Alright, were done here
Spottedleaf Not a Killer Anymore from The JLA Headquarters Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Not a Killer Anymore
Apr 12th 2019 at 2:00:38 PM

Granted. However, instead of bullets, they've been filled with marshmallows. It ends up being a pretty fun experience.

I wish for a chronic case of the Cartwright Curse.

"You don't have to worry about me. I feel like I'm ready for anything."
Playing_with_boy Not evil. from e***,******u******* Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Not evil.
Apr 13th 2019 at 3:22:36 PM

Granted. The writers put you on a bus, and you have some awesome adventures while on the "bus".

I wish that I could break the rules of this game, and have it locked.

This song made me cry: https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

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