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Granted. You gain Resurrective Immortality and end up liking it
I wish I broke every bone in my body
Edited by johannes4123 on Mar 9th 2019 at 11:54:48 AM
Granted, you make a full recovery somehow and now you'll never break your bones ever again due to them growing back stronger.
I wish to be forced into a Malachite type fusion.
Granted, but you gain awesome powers abd eventually you and your fusee learn to work together and become an unstoppable team.
I wish I fell into a well and broke my leg.
Granted. Turns out the well leads to a small underground a bunch of highly advanced medical technology that you can use to fix your leg. And, really, any other health problems you have.
I wish for Ace Combat 8 to be shit.
Granted. The developers take the harsh criticism seriously and Ace Combat 9 end up being near universally agreed upon as the best game in the entire franchise
I wish that johannes4123 made a wish, and that it was so bad that it would be unfixable.
Granted, however, that wish was for your wish to be unfixable. Technically, it renders both unfixable by rendering them both null.
I wish my fucking arm got cut off.
Granted. Your two everyday arms are left untouched. How'd you grow that third arm, anyway?
I wish some troll farm would dox me and reveal all my dirty secrets to the world, including all of my passwords.
Granted, it was reattached using advanced medicine.
I wish I fell out of a window.
Edited by The_Dag on Mar 10th 2019 at 10:09:38 AM
Granted! Said window is only 3 feet (0.9m) off the ground, and there's nothing sharp nor pointy to break your fall either.
I wish to be trapped in a burning building with no hope for rescue.
Granted. The stress from the event triggers your latent ability to control fire.
I wish all my favorite characters, came in my house, verbally and emotionally abused me and beat me with a pipe wrench.
Granted. The "insults" are very mild, and the pipe wrench is made out of marshmellows.
I wish I could be very bored.
While trying to find something to do while very bored, you end up inventing intergalactic travel!
I wish Rick was real.
Granted, he reforms his character and advances world science.
I wish to make more spelling mistakes.
Granted. But eventually those spelling mistakes become the new grammar due to you, and you get remembered as an important figure in human history.
I wish a cloud of Dark Matter invaded the Earth and consumed it.
Granted, Kirby kicks it to the curb before it could do that.
I wish Bandana Dee won't be in Smash Bros Ultimate.
Granted, a better version of him gets added instead.
I wish everyone on this forum would die.
Granted. Our consciousness is immediately transferred to a vessel that matches each of our ideal bodies, and we're happy.
I wish Firelord Ozai was my dad.
Granted, he becomes a much better parent to you.
I wish I made into a chicken nugget.
Granted, you become a superpowered, omnipotent, immortal and indestructible nugget who can move on its own, you eventually become the ruler of the universe.
I wish Nintendo dedicated an entire magazine issue to sink Metalucy.
Granted, it instead supports an even cuter pairing.
I wish the Smash Bros series is canceled.
Edited by Oggy123 on Apr 11th 2019 at 11:43:15 PM
Granted, a Spiritual Successor to it is made, only this time, Everyone isn't just here, EVERY SINGLE THIRD PARTY CHARACTER IS HERE.
I wish my house burned.
Granted. Your insurance covers it and you end up with an even better house
I wish to get shot repeatedly with several assault rifles
Granted. However, instead of bullets, they've been filled with marshmallows. It ends up being a pretty fun experience.
I wish for a chronic case of the Cartwright Curse.
Granted. The writers put you on a bus, and you have some awesome adventures while on the "bus".
I wish that I could break the rules of this game, and have it locked.
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