Hunger Games Simulator

I'm cool with that.

Is 4fterthought joining this? I'm just asking because I'll be the one to run this anniversary special. Expect the first update on the day itself (more or less, because timezones)!

Probably Monday morning in my timezone (GMT+8), right?

edited 20th May '17 9:29:26 PM by TroperNo9001

She said to wait until Sunday since that's when she comes back, so let's give about 24 hours. (i.e. Sunday evening)

edited 20th May '17 9:21:40 PM by TheGamechanger

Yep. Quick question: I hit the back of my head against the bed baseboard this morning. Will I be okay? I'm basically super anxious about this now.

You'll be fine as long as it's not the same intensity of the head collisions in football. I occasionally hit my head on a few things before and I'm still alright.

Also:

• (Player1) and (Player2) audition for The Voice.
• (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) go on Family Feud against (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6). The former/latter wins.
• (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) go on Jeopardy!. Player 1/2/3 wins.

edited 21st May '17 5:17:25 AM by TheGamechanger

These were your first four tributes, right?

So the hosts of those game shows just drop by for no reason other than, well, host their shows in the Hunger Games?

Or maybe they're so close that they consider each other as family already.

edited 21st May '17 5:27:11 AM by TroperNo9001

Yep. The Family Feud one can count as a Luke, I Am Your Father event.

edited 21st May '17 5:25:04 AM by TheGamechanger

Okay, after ten or more runs due to fixing of events, death pics, and early arena events slaughtering 20-30 tributes at once, I finally have a good save. However, it's late where I am, so I'm going to bed. Happy HGS anniversary from here, everyone.

edited 21st May '17 9:34:10 AM by TroperNo9001

Darnit, I wanted to be the one who ran it since due to knowing what happens to my tributes I'd make photoshopped pictures in advance depicting the events!! (because if I tried making a picture after an update's been made, there's a chance by the time I finished making the picture another update'll be posted) (And the least amount of pictures I'd do is three)

And is the season rigged so that only the two Phantom Troper arena events are available? Because I thought we agreed to that.

edited 21st May '17 10:24:49 AM by TheGamechanger

Considering the amount of tributes who died in the gag reel saves, it probably was because of the Phantom Troper events. Seriously, the death rate is always massive in those events. Do you think that maybe in the future we could tone down those events a bit, maybe by adding more non-fatal variants?

Also, maybe you could share your save with us as a gag reel? I'd like to see it!

If it isn't rigged for the Phantom Troper events, the save can be sent to me so I can make those pictures once the save is rigged and send the save back to TroperNo9001.

edited 21st May '17 10:31:01 AM by TheGamechanger

Actually, I made two saves: one with all the other arena events intact to test the death pics, and the other that's indeed rigged to the troper phantoms only. I'll be using the latter save.

Now I'm going to bed.

Okay I'm back. Did you already run it? I was hoping on updating the pictures...

Just came up with an event for next season.

• (Player1) dresses up a cactus with some of (his/her1) spare clothes. (Player2) thinks it's the real deal and tackles it.

• (Player1) dresses up a bomb-infused scarecrow with some of (his/her1) spare clothes. (Player2) thinks it's the real deal and tackles it.

edited 21st May '17 3:43:41 PM by TheGamechanger

Potty Emergency events (non-fatal):

(Player 1), (Player 2), and (Player 3) are in queue for the port-a-potty and (Player 4) is in it holding up the line. (Player 3) eventually gives up on waiting and relieves (himself/herself 3) in some bushes.

(Player 1) bangs on the port-a-potty door, demanding that (Player 2) hurry up. (Player 1) eventually decides that (Player 2) has taken too long, forcibly throwing (him/her 2) out of the port-o-potty with (his/her 2) britches still down.

(Player 1), desperate to relieve (himself/herself 1), eventually does so in some bushes. (He/she 1) unfortunately realizes too late that said bushes were poison ivy.

edited 24th May '17 10:09:26 AM by worldofdrakan

Happy HGS Anniversary, everyone (at least in my timezone)! Our tributes have gathered here today, and some of them are feeling nostalgic. Psyche, I hope you don't mind that I changed Sasori and Deidara's pics because they were broken.

• Bloodbath
  • Well, you can't leave your YouTube career behind, even when you're competing in a televised death match.
  • Vengeance Joe is back with a vengeance!
  • Squeenix finds out that we've been using one of their characters without permission and C&D's said character.
  • No HGS season's complete without the token Cute and Psycho tribute, am I right?
  • A radical fishing trip, don't you think?
  • LeFou just wants those baguettes.
  • How can anyone mistake a one-meter-tall Jawa for Bigfoot?!
  • And of course, everyone else either grabs supplies or runs.
• Day 1
  • A book performing colonoscopy on a draconequus? I've seen weirder things than this.
  • Ho Yay here, and another Ho Yay there.
  • And the fastest transformation into a wendigo goes to...
  • LeFou must've climbed up that Kaiju just to fart in his face.
  • It's smol vs. smol, and the winner is...
  • Piglet impresses the judges with his cuteness in a surfing contest.
  • ...what wounds? Oh well, it's the thought that counts.
  • Imagine being revived... only to wake up to the face(?) of a nightmarish being.
  • Hey, try reading that reference in their voices!... can SCPs even speak?
  • Reinhardt is a big fan of smol.
  • Demongo gets a cutie mark— I mean an equals sign tattoo. Starlight must've subconsciously drawn that...
  • There goes Metallix's Zweihander he got at the bloodbath...
• Deaths: Raiden, Sephiroth, Dan Hibiki, Blizz, and the Dwarf

In hindsight, I should've nicknamed Torchwick "Romatton" like Arcada did in the pilot season, but oh well.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 23rd 2019 at 6:50:00 PM

I'm about to go to bed when suddenly the first part is posted. Great.

Oh, screw you, Vengeance Joe! What the hell did Raiden do to deserve such a humiliating Worfing this side of Covenant Grunt overpowering and killing Super Vegito? Not to mention that he's been suffering from a terrible case of Badass Decay ever since his first appearance from way back when.

edited 21st May '17 8:11:47 PM by IchigoMontoya

Alright, looks like Miku, Ashen, Sasori and Deidara are all doing well so far!

I was hoping Dan Hibiki would lose since he's already qualified for the first Battle Royale of all the Battle Royale finishers. Now I'm hoping SCP-682 fights Godzilla!

Battle Music

• Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles - Doomsday Zone

Raiden then Sephiroth. What a shocker.

What. Two of my tributes gone by DAY ONE? Is it too late to have Gamechanger's save be the canon one?

Oh well, at least Kuphulu seems like he might actually know what he's doing this time. He grabbed a backpack without realizing it was empty on his first Bloodbath.

edited 21st May '17 8:40:39 PM by worldofdrakan

And by the way, SCPs such as SCP-682 can speak. There's an audio recording of him talking on his page.

edited 21st May '17 8:51:16 PM by TheGamechanger

Well, Stella sure isn't messing around. I also pity Opera. That does not look like a face I would want to wake up to.

Just to make this clear, when I said at the pagetopper that I'm going to run this season, I meant to make the save, since I already volunteered to host just before the last season ended.

• Night 1
  • Oh, yes. Perfect reaction image here, guys.
  • Gavin gets plagued.
  • The King's moves just weren't radical enough for the judges.
  • It's a miracle that Pegasus didn't get his back crushed.
  • Sasori is so impressed by Wendigo!Miku's first kill that he becomes one as well.
  • With Brandon not around, Stella decides to hit on Rytlock, or at least a picture of him.
  • What's going on in Sparklelord's mind?!
  • That reenactment must be very hard to pull off with a size difference like that. Earth Star must be very stronk in order to lift Jaehee.
  • Apparently, Demongo did just that before coming here.
  • With a cast this diverse, that game of "Kill, Sex, Marry" is strange at best and disturbing at worst.
  • Okami remix of Gourmet Race, anyone?
  • Torchwick watches RWBY... and is flustered about how he didn't make it to Volume 4.
  • Gamechanger finds a solution to all of those stolen kidneys.
  • Kuphulu gets explosive diarrhea.
• Day 2
  • Rytlock gets an Oscar for that impressive trombone performance.
  • Bernie lives up to his nickname.
  • Miku destroys whatever eldritch plans Legion had in its computer.
  • Discord whips out a giant chainsaw from nowhere and chops down a tree so tall that not even Tracer can speed out of the way. In other news, he made Fluttershy cry.
  • LeFou buys Kuja an apology drink for stealing his baguettes. Wait... who was the one who hurt Gamechanger here?
  • SCP-682 listens to [REDACTED].
  • Wendigo!Sasori kidnaps his first victim.
  • Demongo also gets plagued. Should we call the Pied Piper to lead these flea-infested rats away?
  • Electro J. Fudd's cooking must've been so spicy that it burned the book's pages, but thankfully, it somehow throws itself into a nearby river to douse the flames.
  • Beelzebub Ashen?
  • Pegasus and Earth Star D-D-D-D-Duel, literally.
  • Stella is once again one of the surfing contest judges, and awards a perfect 10 to Deidara for his artfully explosive tricks. In other news, this is the second surfing contest that the Spy lost.
  • Jaehee was certainly dangerous in Season 72, right? She's still showing it here, but Starlight protects herself with her magic.
  • Reinhardt knows that you've discovered his shrine of you, Issun.
  • Godzilla finds said drawing by Sparklelord and is traumatized.
  • Vengeance Joe wishes for vengeance... and gets his wish with no strings attached. But will this be enough for him to last?
• Deaths: Beerus, Gavin Free, Kuphulu, Tracer, King Radical, Demongo, Stuart Ashen, and Earth Star