Do you have any advice for the above Avatar? Should they stop smoking? Buy more sensible shoes? Stop it with the mass murder? for starters:
Adserver, get a job!
The Senate
I would take that red stuff off of your eyes. It makes it look like you’re possessed by Dark Matter. If it’s actual blood, definitely remove it. It looks like you killed someone.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Praise the Sun.
I suggest wearing a coat. You'll get cold wearing that.
Legosi
Learn how to cook.
My Anime crush is Legosi
Dagded Dujardin
Hiding your problems won't make them go away, and stop making people pity you to feel better, it will make things worse in the long run
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Senate
If I were you, I’d learn how to dodge giant lasers in the near future.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 9th 2018 at 1:23:00 PM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Jer gets all the girls
Make sure to get enough sleep!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Dagded Dujardin
Please Cavendish, be a lot more careful, you're not really as much of a great agent as you think you are, and you should be more appreciative of Dakota and all that he's done for you!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
The Senate
Meta Knight, come back when you’re banned from tournaments. Lucina, get an original moveset.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Get some cute stuff.
The Ice Queen
Take archery lessons. Even if you're already really good, it never hurts to brush up on your skills!
Dagded Dujardin
Be careful when using your powers, not everyone is a superhuman
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Meta Knight, please try not to be so quick to point out Lucina's losses against you. It's not good for a warrior to have their self-esteem battered during casual conversation.
Lucina, please sell replicas of your mask. It's awesome.
Play poker instead.
Jer gets all the girls
Brush that hair away from your face. It must be annoying. I know my hair gets annoying when it does that.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Please stop being so mean.
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jan 3rd 2019 at 9:18:37 AM
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
get a haircut
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Light and Hope
Be more open to Aladdin.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
The Ice Queen
Keep up the good work! You've come so far- remember that you're much better than you used to be and keep making friends where you can.
Have an ice cream.
Dagded Dujardin
You could use a nice hat! It never goes unwelcomed
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Heya there! I'm West.
Be careful with the Jigglypuff.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Whoa, there, ghost thing. People respond best to encouragement rather than threats. If you really want people to read, a laudable goal, for instance, try using your presumable magic powers to trap them in a Portal Book and reenact the story to get out!
Heya there! I'm West.
Don’t touch the paws of a cat.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
bump
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.