Push the button?

I love randomized shit, so I'm pressing that button. What happens, happens.

You will have the most tasty Halloween candy ever

BUT

You'll have to go to the dentist the very next day.

It's been 3000 years…

Don't push; it's not worth the pain.

You eliminated all forms of sentient suffering, humans and animals, in the universe... Except you basically killed everything that's alive, instantly and painlessly. Think of it as a universal Mercy Kill.

Edited by KJsixteen on Oct 28th 2019 at 2:12:14 AM

Google Snake Game.

is this OFF? anyways, i don't push the button, cause golly do i sure like living. maybe.

if you push THIS button, however..

you get a hat.

BUT

someone else loses their hat. (oh noes!)

Edited by Awe921 on Oct 28th 2019 at 6:20:20 AM

No. I don't like wearing hats.

You will get to become your sona

BUT

You will live out their life.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Oct 28th 2019 at 10:46:12 AM

Push. I just become a Mary Sue. Take that!

You become a Mary Sue

But

You are killed by the PPC after a week, guaranteed.

Nah, I don't want to become a Mary Sue in the first place.

You can dodge bullets.

BUT

The ability only works with nerf bullets.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

Push. It’s cool, so why not?

You gain water controlling powers.

BUT

Only with boiling water.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

Push! i get to scald any a-hole that gets in my way!

---

you push this button,

Rarijack finally becomes canon

BUT

you somehow get into a relationship with both V and SUGA

I don't particularly care for eqg, so I'll pass. Don't worry, there's still fanon.

---

All of your OTPs, for all of your fandoms, become canon...

BUT...

So do a bunch of nonsensical crackships.

Edited by GoldenCityBird on Oct 29th 2019 at 11:32:48 AM

TRS Wick Cleaning

Push, I really wouldn't care about the crackships if it's my OTPs becoming canon anyway.

You can read the minds of anyone in a 100 km radius.

BUT

You can't turn it off.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

YES. I want Flash Sentry to date himself. Not to have it be selfcest or anything, just take himself out to prom. (whoops, looks like we posted at almost the same time)

You become a canon character in your favourite piece of media

BUT

You yourself have to fight the final boss of said media. Whatever it may be.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Oct 29th 2019 at 11:59:10 AM

Provided I am facing Cynthia I will push.

You will have the ability to fire a elemental blast of your choice

But

You will have to activate it from the hip down.

I will push the button, because Freud Was Right.

You can have a wallet that gives you any amount of money want anytime you put your hand in.

But

It bites you HARD everytime

Depends on how hard the bite is, if the bite doesn't inflict permanent injuries, then I'll push. Otherwise no.

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Your own work has successfully materialize without any physical efforts or money spent and it becomes a financial success, but the catch is that 99% of fanart is Rule 34.

Google Snake Game.

NO! How dare you!

You know how to make up!

BUT

You lose your drawing abilities if you had them (if not, you cannot eat your Trade Mark Favorite Food).

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

No push. That is torture.

You always know the right thing to say.

BUT

You always know it right after the time has passed.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives

No thanks.

You will gain the skills of your favorite Badass Normal superhero.

BUT

You will gain all of their negative character traits, and none of their positives.

Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese

No, I don't like Badass Normal heroes in general (because I feel they're overused and overrated), so I don't have a favourite.

You can teleport to any place you've previously been to.

BUT

You can't control where you'll teleport.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

no. I might end up at the wrong place in an embarassig moment and end up in a wacky movie that all stemmed from a BIG misunderstanding. Or I could end up stuck in a wall.

You can choose to have any type of dream that you want, but you won't be lucid or aware that you're dreaming while having those good dreams.

BUT

You will have a sleep paralysis demon that taunts you before you go to sleep and after you wake up. It mainly likes to taunt you with fortnite dances.

Yes, i will take the dancing daymond.

You can't break any bone in your body.

BUT

You wake up everyday with back pain that lasts for an hour.

PIZZA HUT FAMILY... TRANSCENDS SPIRITUAL REALITY

No push. I don't wanna have 1 hour back pain.

Your burps and farts cannot be heard nor smelt

BUT

Other people burps and farts and be heard, and they smell really bad. Like vomit-inducing bad. Even the tiny ones.

Nah, not worth it.

You will meet your favourite celebrity

BUT

You are unable to get their autograph nor ask questions.

Push. Why not?

Your dream video game is released on your favorite system.

BUT

Its the last game ever released for that version of the game system and the new version doesn't have backwards compatibility with anything you own.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives

Sure. My dream game is a virtual reality mmo of Hotwheels Acceleracers. I can just play it on my computer with a vr helmet. Plus, I can still play the implied previous versions on other systems!

You get to isekai yourself into any fantasy world you choose.

BUT

You have to die at Death Row to get transported there.

Edited by KingOfStickers on Nov 14th 2019 at 7:23:22 PM

murderin my way to ponytown
aka yes

i hug you.
but
the hug is so good that any other time you get hugged you simply don't feel it