THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
soo.. do we just jump in and do something useless against the godmodder? I see people quantifying fractions and stats, and have no idea why that's the case....
I am the once and future king.
Shadow of Legends
You get one-shot actions and charged actions. You charge actions at a rate of one charge per post, and then they become more awesome the longer they were charged. You can also help others charge.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
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So.. one shots are normal attacks. Charged shots have the 1/4, 2/4, 3/4 per post, but can be helped by other posters, as long as the godmodder doesn't interrupt your charge.. Anything goes, except stuff that has gone before, and the godmodder can change reality at will, meaning stuff that might have worked won't, and stuff that didn't, may?
edited 2nd Jun '14 5:52:23 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
Shadow of Legends
Pretty much, except the Godmodder can't interrupt charges, and charging also makes your thing less likely to be fucked up by the Godmodder.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Gotcha
- *Suddenly, a dimensional hole appears miles away from the Godmodder, and two figures regaled in white step out. With one arm around the man's, the woman raises her hand.*
Shinra Koketsu 1/5
edited 2nd Jun '14 5:59:01 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
Okay. So. Uh...I've figured out how long her charge is going for.
How long?
...carry the one...91 turns.
WHAT THE F—
uh...well...91 / 7 = 13...so...
OH MY QUAD NO.
Yup. All 13, sir.
......................
Uh...we just need to find a way to seperate her from us.
...which they would also want...
SONIC SCREWDRIVER!!! Maybe.
5hut up! 1'm c0nc3ntr4t1n6!!!
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Movie: 3/20
TARDIS first charge: 3/7
Okay... the Cracked staff aren't being useful...AT ALL...probably TOO Genre Savvy. Meh, I guess I'll summon something else...how about a jetpack? Nah...hmm...umm...crap...uh............
How about another character from our book/comic or whatever?
Which one? The Mary Sue? The Chessmaster? The Bigger Bad?
no, the other character.
I don't get it...
Eh, screw it, I'll do it.
Cassandra: 1/10
Cassandra is essentially the catalyst for a large portion of the plot. While the Teraonses invasion would have happened without her, she was the first angel to almost defeat Gary (possessing a woman from a different dimension at the time). Her power is telekinesis, but it seems to vary wildly depending on the time. This only happens when your soul is broken...
Saying anything else would be colossal spoilers, so yeah.
edited 2nd Jun '14 6:15:47 PM by Dimentiosome
Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Well, this guy just needs a hug.
I summon a third ball of charge, and use the three to concoct some sort of weapon...
The battle with the beast is short, so I convice it that there is a deadly threat lurking above, that I need its help. 8/10
The mages are now messing around with ritual books, attempting to find something interesting to create with the dragon egg. 17/30
Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.
First in and first knocked out
OOC: Thanks for helping out our new player Micool, you just gained awesome points, unfortunately they are not redeemable as of this time.
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Jax prepares a counter attack at fury's behest, jondanger throws a rock into the sky. We now have... what, three rocks floating around in the ether? The Witch-King of Angmar appears, the godmodder doesn't seem too worried though. Ichigo eye lasers the damaged cruiser, dealing a mini-critted 3500 damage. Indirect finishes a summon, but should probably explain what it is a little better because I have no idea what she just said about it.
Philosopher consumes a Grox bomber, Earl unleashes the effing nuke upon the damaged cruiser dealing 1250 damage, and unleashes his cannon's ire at the carrier for 7500 damage. Then Morgoth.. appears? Wait... that can't be right... Morgoth... didn't have a phone, I think. Whatever, apparently M0rg07h has been summoned. Tabbune shoves Miley Cyrus into the godmodder's ears, the godmodder thumbs up tabbune for the free music.
Micool opens up his secondary email to find that it is full of even more spam from the godmodder's crap. Mami fires her wave motion gun at the carrier, dealing 4500 damage to it. Miles away, a new player begins his summon. And it seems that the Doctor is on his way... This will be interesting. Wordless continues his shenanigans.
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Battlefield:
Burchil attempts to run the godmodder through and instead gets mega-punched for his trouble 5000 damage to Burchil. The AGs are about to launch a massive attack when... A cloud of small ships flies out of the Grox carrier. 20 Grox fighters and Grox bombers summoned.
The ships come flying down, Jax performs his spin attack, causing Cleavebanners to drop by 15% durability, but he takes only 2000 damage, and takes down five fighters. and six bombers. Cyborg Phil attempts to be cool with his cigar, but instead gets blasted by the stray rounds from the deluge of enemy ships. 2000 damage. Remember kids, smoking kills.
Herobrine launches himself up, and takes down the damaged cruiser, but the destroyers open fire on the shell, dealing 4000 damage to the legendary minecraftian. The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall and a rather unhappy cyborg Phil perform a combo attack on one of the destroyers in retaliation, dealing 6500 damage to it, M0rg07t follows up and smashes it to pieces. The Witch-King smashes two more fighters and bomber with his over-sized mace.
The cruisers and carrier return fire on the ground forces, dealing 500 damage to the Witch-King, 2000 damage to Herobrine, and 1500 to the bugblatter beast.
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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 84/100
Grox Carrier [PG]: Hp: 38000/50000
Grox Cruiser x2 [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000
Grox Destroyer x4 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000
Grox Bomber x18 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000
Grox Fighter x19 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000
Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 17500/25000
Jax [AG]: Hp: 4500/12500 equipped: Cleavebanners: 40% durability
Burchil [AG]: Hp: 5000/10000
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 22000/25000
Cyborg Phil [AG]: Hp: 3000/5000
Witch-King [AG]: Hp: 8000/8500
M0rg07h [AG]: Hp: 11000/11000
edited 3rd Jun '14 9:59:41 AM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
The Agent
I take out a laser pointer, then point it at the eyes of all the pilots of the grox fighters. Laser pointers are dangerous, you know.
The rock continues its merry journey of randomness, to become useful again at a later point in time. 3/10.
I visit Mirrodin, to acquire some Darksteel. 3/???.
I arrive in another dimension, and see a god-like cat hunting large animals to presumably kill, and then drop at it's owners feet.. You know, like all typical lussus do for their owners. 2/5.
Still have no idea what I'm building, so leaving the item creation post thing ???.
Nuuuuu, took too long typing, didn't even see no ninja post. o.o
Can I have two posts this round? I started typing before you posted, but was looking up relevant things, so I took a while.
Ok.
edited 4th Jun '14 9:19:05 AM by Wereael
"Moody Stops Bicycle Theft, Takes No Prisoners"- Harry Potter and the Natural 20
Upon noticing the arrival of the Grox reinforcements, I fire an RPG at one of the cruisers. I then begin charging a Falcon Punch and splash Jax with two healing potions.
The Witch-King takes out a fighter with a swing of his mace, then uses his magic to boost the power of his fellow AGs' attacks.
Charges: 4/7
Geth: 6/10
Falcon Punch: 1/5
edited 3rd Jun '14 11:25:44 AM by IchigoMontoya
I sabotage the Grox supply lines making it so that all new Grox ships in the next three rounds have half there normal health. Plan:
16/50 (Hold)
Fishing:
13/15
Badmins:
3/20
I use ki to hurl a huge boulder at the carrier.
1/50 Now for something new. It will be a summon.
5/15 I take out a radio, intent on summoning a Marine strike.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
First in and first knocked out
Not an update:
Sorry wereael, but being ninja'd by the update is a sad fact of DTG. Trust me, I know. I actually once missed a chance to do an important action that completely threw off three rounds worth of work because twinbuilder ninja'd me.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
The thing with the red gold crown.
I attempt to surf one of Grox down into the Godmodder.
Cyborg Phil attempts to do repairs then fires a volley of missiles from his body while screaming, "For the cigar!"
8/15 Satan Modder's summoning circle is starting to look spiffy.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Sounds stir from the tents behind the godmodder, will what he ignored be his undoing? "Oh, this is so great, how did you guys get here?" "You forgot who I am? I called a favor in from Velvet Sky airlines
...and gave them the money Shine paid you to fight Valkyrie." "What? Fine, fine, that's far from a done deal, let's get this over with." "We had better, don't expect an extraction while those weird things are flying overhead."
"Oi..." Burchill lands on his back and rolls over to his ass. Wearily smiling, he thumbs his person and pulls out a flask to drink it off. "Why aren't you louts shooting yet?" He then says, calling back to the revenge. Soon the Sharks have four cannon balls ascending towards the Grox Destroyers.
I take a sip of air, and grit my teeth at that seemingly missed shot, then pan for more targets...and my scope of vision is swallowed up by...
shaking her money maker in front of his face and Angelina seductively whispering in his ears...I sigh at his seduction, he is a man after all...then I cut the recording, upload it and start anew. That's all youtube is getting free for right now.
Ring Of Honor Reinforcements 4/6
edited 3rd Jun '14 12:41:20 PM by IndirectActiveTransport
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
As a white robe starts to wrap it'self around Ragyo, fluorescent lights start to emanate from the shroud 2/5
Simultaneously, Aizen sights Herobrine, and a scowl appears over his face. Holding his hand out, he starts chanting 1/8
I am the once and future king.
420$ one meter tall plush goth battleship
Seeing that the Godmodder is distracted by the Beautiful People, I do this. 3/3
The planetary naval base asks the engineer to fill some paperworks. 5/15
The other engineer asks the comm operator to bring the admiral on the line. 5/15
Now that Jax only have 1/3 of his health left, I expend two Hammerne charges to repair Cleavebanners and tell him to execute his ultimate combo:
Jax activates Grandmaster's Might and Empowers his next attack, then Leap Strikes into the Grox carrier. Once he's on top of it, he Counter Strikes any incoming attack while bashing the carrier at the same time. He finishes with another Empower strike and leaps off the (Hopefully destroyed) carrier.
Properly executed, this will only take about 8 seconds.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
Dialoglog
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...
Are you gonna fill up the whole post with ellipsis?
...I'm just thinking...remember the beginning?
As in, everything we spawned collapsed in a Plot Hole?
No...before that...I mean, when we got fused.
You mean all that Timey-Wimey Ball crap?
Yup. And remember our motive back then?
Fun? Revenge on Dimentio?
...I guess...and now?
Uh...
Kill alternate Richard 'cause he probably trapped us all in computers. Or something.
...there are so many problems with that statement.
All I'm saying is just think about how far we've come.
...?
Look, one of us has to be the straight man, the other guy makes the jokes. Can we switch?
jokes?
Eh, screw it.. Want me to put all my conversations from now on in this?
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Movie: 4/20 it appears Phil is on board, provided he has large power over the plot.
Doctor #? (TARDIS summon): 4/7
Cassandra: 2/10
(Cracked staff: 18)
edited 3rd Jun '14 8:02:23 PM by Dimentiosome
Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
I help Indirect's Ring of Honor Reinforcements: 5/6
I blow a horn, summoning 3 Centaur Archers.
Boo-boo on his way: 3/7
First in and first knocked out
Q&A: Lord Herobrine, you can only post once per round, your second post is not counted, your charges are: 2/5 and 1/8. And yes Dimentiosome, putting your conversations in notes like that is actually helpful.
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Wereael whips out his laser pointer, and causes several of the pilots to crash into each other, 500 damage to three fighters. Ichigo deals 500 damage to one of the new cruisers, and heals Jax for 1000 health, Jondanger attempts to sabotage the Grox supply lines, but makes a rather large crater upon discovering that the remaining Grox already seem to be in orbit.
Earl hurls a large boulder at the carrier, dealing 1000 damage, Philosopher crashes a bomber into the godmodder, destroying the bomber, Indirect moves her camera up to... Um... I'm not sure this is age-appropriate... Before anything untowards happens on-screen I'm just going to...
- five minutes later*
The godmodder walks away from three very confused ladies, wondering what in the world just happened. And no, nothing X-rated actually happened, the godmodder is in fact a minecraftian, and as such, well, to preserve anyone who might still have it's innocence, I am going to drop the topic. Indirect loses the 4 charge for attempting something that is less than child appropriate. Might I remind you that the game master is still in high school? Moving on.
Lord Herobrine's characters continue their prepping for combat, fury receives a very unpleasant Groin Shot with a bedrock sword, Dimentiosome continues his work, and tabbune summons three centaurs.
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Battlefield:
The witch-king smashes down a fighter, then assists Jax with his mega-attack, Jax flies up at the Grox carrier, and brings down a massive barrage of attacks, unfortunately, Cleavebanners can't handle it, and shatters with the final blow. Jax jumps off, leaving the wrecked weapon behind, having dealt a whopping 20000 damage.
The Grox rush in before the rest of the AGs can follow up, the centaur archers shoot down an incoming fighter but are in turn blown to pieces, the fighters and bombers together deal 1000 damage to cyborg phil, and 1500 damage to Jax.
Burchil's buddies open fire, dealing 1500 damage to one of the destroyers, cyborg phil heals himself for 500 health, then brings down the last damaged fighter.
Herobrine deals 2000 damage to two of the destroyers, the destroyers launch another bombardment towards the ground, dealing 1000 damage to M0rg07h, 1500 damage to Jax, and 1000 damage to Burchil. The bugblatter beast chows down on another 10 fighters, and M0rg07h deals 2500 d4m4g3 to one of the destroyers.
The Carrier releases another swarm of fighters and bombers, 15 more to both counts. The cruisers both seem to be readying something, a big attack will land next round if both of the cruisers are intact. The godmodder grabs Herobrine, an old enemy of his, and throws him into Jax, dealing 2000 to both of them.
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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 84/100
Grox Carrier [PG]: Hp: 17000/50000
Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000 [charging]
Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 24500/25000 [charging]
Grox Destroyer [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000
Grox Destroyer x2 [PG]: Hp: 8000/10000
Grox Destroyer [PG]: Hp: 6000/10000
Grox Bomber x32 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000
Grox Fighter x21 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000
Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 15500/25000
Jax [AG]: Hp: 500/12500
Burchil [AG]: Hp: 4000/10000
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 22000/25000
Cyborg Phil [AG]: Hp: 2500/5000
Witch-King [AG]: Hp: 8000/8500
M0rg07h [AG]: Hp: 10000/11000
edited 4th Jun '14 10:32:58 AM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Ninja'd and moved
Ragyo - Life Fibers... Heed my call 3/5
Aizen - Seeping crest of turbidity. Arrogant vessel of lunacy 2/8
edited 4th Jun '14 11:15:43 AM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
I launch an anti-matter missile at the carrier.
Plan:
16/50 (Hold)
Fishing:
14/15
Badmins:
4/20
The thing with the red gold crown.
I summon a glass of lemonade then offer it to the Godmodder before throwing it in his face.
Cyborg Phil uses his jetpack to infiltrate the one of the cruisers before attacking the crew.
9/15 With the summoning circle complete we begin to fill the runes with goat blood.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Declaring it a lost cause, I close that email account. Good thing I used my secondary one I intended for spam anyway. I then create an unflattering internet meme featuring the Godmodder.
3/3. Mami's ribbon becomes a BFG, and it briefly Sucks In Lines as she aims it at the Grox Carrier. "Finale!"
The BFG fires a Wave-Motion Gun shot at the Carrier, and Mami fades back to her home dimension, the Lesser Summoning Portal spent.
I start another magical ritual of unknown purpose. 1/10.
I push the handles into the briefcase, triggering the next phase of its set-up sequence. 3/10.
To be edited for assists.
edited 2nd Jun '14 5:51:31 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."