Destroy The Godmodder

I use PSI Rockin Omega on the Grox.

Plan:

14/50

Fishing:

9/15

Death Eater Upgrades:

4/5

edited 28th May '14 3:13:42 PM by Jondanger23

Charges: 7/7

Force Lightning: 6/6

The Goblin General fires the now fully charged cannon at the godmodder, hitting him with the might of a fully charged laser blast. At the same time, I unleash my fully charged Force Lightning storm upon the godmodder. One of the goblins decides to send out a signal to the Geth for reinforcements.

Deathstroke manages to retrieve his weapons and notices the newly arrived Grox fleet. Afterwards, he grabs the fallen Winter Soldier's grenade launcher and fires two grenades into the cruiser's exhaust port.

Witch-King: 4/7

Geth: 1/10

It's a Hammerne staff! 6/6

This staff can restore the durability of any weapon as long it still has the charges to do so! Seeing that Cleavebanners is still at a decent condition, I decide to store it for later use.

It's Mustang, a grenade launcher in pistol form, loaded with Health grenades. 6/6

I fire the whole clip at the AGs. Anyone who still have full health will be overhealed.

Jax activates Grandmaster's Might, which gives him bonus defense for the next turn.

edited 28th May '14 3:11:45 PM by ArmoredFury

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.

I'll leave the beast to its own devices. In the meantime:

I fire a huge-ass ion cannon at the cruiser.

1/4 I take out a nuclear blaster, I charge it with intent to overclock.

1/15 I charge something else as well.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

You can pretty much skip this first part.

Okay. So. Anything I can do to help?

Well, you're evil.

Oh. Dang. I thought you were an idiot.

...

Wait a minute...

Yeah, exactly. No, I'm not an idiot. I may be a little 'cuckoo', but I'm not stupid.

Okay...what does that have to do with anything? Wait...

Yup. Exactly.

...uh. I'm sorry, no one has any idea what's going on at all.

...whatever. This is pretty irrelevant anyways.

...

...

[1]?

I wouldn't go that far, but yeah.

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The Ugly Barnacle: 9/10

Cracked staff: 14 I hope they know what they're doing...

Alright. New charge. Time to try something...different. OOOOOOHHHH!!!! IDEA!!!!! I need to spread awareness about the Godmodder so we get more allies...I NEED TO MAKE A DRAMATIZED DOCUMENTARY!!! ALSO I GET THE PRODUCERS OF THE LEGO MOVIE TO HELP!!! ALSO I STop shouting. Also I attempt to legally shoehorn 'Everything is Awesome' in there.

1/20

edited 28th May '14 7:49:39 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

My sight settles on the Godmodder...the star of my video series. A shadow passes beside him and I look up to see a Grox Bomber...that doesn't look good. So ah shoot at it. Not knowing if I have to reload, and nearly drop the gun as a frightening image is displayed on it. Blinded by her own blood magic, a fed up Winter retreated back into my reflection. Thankfully she soon disappears, hopefully back to the German lab she was sired in or wherever hell she's from...which may in fact be hell. Then a cacophony rings in my ears.

"Velvet!" with Winter gone from the vicinity, Angelina Love has reverted back to her default personality, and is not happy about what has happened to her as the result of wading through steam and dust clouds Beautiful People Reunion 1/4.

Rounding off the odd events is the phone I have misplaced, sitting unattended, its camera still recording, though the feed is blocked out on the screen, thanks to a message sent concerning the owner of the green half face from my dream...

Piracy 4/6

edited 29th May '14 5:08:33 PM by IndirectActiveTransport

"Gentlemen, we seem to have a situation. A Formorian-Class Grineer Warship is hovering out of range of our weapons. I propose that we get other, longer-range weapons target it, while we remain hidden in our eeeevill bunker of eeevvviillll. Okay, it's not that evil, but still. What do you propose, Gentlemen?"

And hey, they even found a way to weaponize that breakthrough. -evil laughter- 7/6

I begin construction of a De-Summoning Beam Cannon, based on the mathematical models and rigours verification of the boffins in the lab. 1/5

Is... is that the Ungoliant decked out in mythril and mordor steel? Huh, Morgoth wasn't kidding about bringing a party in a box after all. 9/10

I'm familiar with the Grox. They hold no threat to me, but whatever is approaching, far behind Morgoth's Imminent Party, does. 8/???

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

Lesser Summoning Portal: 5/5.

With my Summoning Portal otherwise complete, all that's left is to choose its destination. I add the Destination Runes, directing it towards the city of Mitakihara, summoning Mami Tomoe.

Unfortunately, since it's only a Lesser Summoning Portal, she can't stick around long - only for one attack. Nevertheless, the Grox fleet now gets to face this (40s - 55s), with 5 turns' worth of charge behind it.

I send Yuuno to help Omega with his anti-summon beam, adding a wealth of theoretical know-how to his project. 2/5 for Omega.

I also help to spread the word that the Godmodder likes Justin Beiber - 3/6 for Tabbune.

Finally, I set up a Magi Tech array to recapture the excess energy from the summoning, and direct it to Earl's nuclear blaster. 2/4 for Earl.

edited 28th May '14 8:18:53 PM by MicoolTNT

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."

Seeing that I fail to damage the Godmodder, I throw my Tuba at the Godmodder.

Calling the power of the Internet: 4/6

edited 28th May '14 8:31:17 PM by Tabbune

I strain harder to produce another ball of charge. 2 balls of charge

I fall deeper into a flimsy slumber. 6/10

Several other mages rumage around in a magical supply closet, looking for other random items to bless the ritual. 15/30

I grab some spare parts and loose bits of metal, and throw them over to Omega for his cannon. 3/5 for Omega's charge.

I supply randomness to Earl's random charge. 2/15 to Earl.

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

I ride all the hellhounds at once in a charge at the Godmodder. In case your wondering how with my arms cross I ride one hellhound who is atop a hellhound who is atop a hellhound, and you get the idea.

4/15 Satanmodder

1/3 Cyborgize Phil 2's remains

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.

Q&A: Oi! Limit of three charges of your own! Ichigo and Omega both lose their 1/whatever charges since they kind of can't actually start them this round, being in the middle of three others.

Jondanger shoots down a Grox bomber with his special attack, Ichigo attempts to combo the godmodder with his charged attacks, but both are blocked by Grox ships, three bombers and fighters destroyed, 2000 damage to one of the destroyers. Fury unleashes a clip of health grenades, fully healing all of the injured AGs.

Earl fires an inappropriately shaped ion cannon at the cruiser, dealing 2000 damage, Dimentiosome begins prepping for a call for reinforcements while beginning to struggle with a. split. personality. -sigh- I thought we were done with those, oh well. Indirect gets a lucky shot and shoots down a bomber with her rifle, Omega prepares several different things. Then Micool finishes his portal, unleashing a powerful attack which deals 500 damage to all of the bombers and 2000 to one of the destroyers.

Tabbune throws his tuba at the godmodder. The godmodder makes a small squeak and cringes as the tuba slams into him. 2 damage dealt. The godmodder then throws up an anti-tuba shield to protect himself. Philosopher charges the godmodder with his hell hounds! We'll see how that works out in the combat log.

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Battlefield:

Philosopher charges at the godmodder with his hellhounds, who are quickly sprayed by the godmodder with some disciplinary holy water. 750 damage to each hell hound. The smaller Grox ships dive down at the AGs attempt to kill of weaker entities quickly, the death eaters, Jax and Deathstroke all open fire into the swarm of fighters and bombers, destroying 5 bombers and 6 fighters before the ships open fire, dealing 1500 damage to Deathstroke, killing 4 death eaters, and dealing 500 damage to Jax. Cleavebanners loses 15% of its durability from being used as a defensive item.

The destroyers and cruisers pass overhead, and begin a planetary bombardment, dealing 5000 damage to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast and a further 2000 damage to Jax, suddenly, the weakened destroyer seems to glitch out, and crashes to the ground. Herobrine reappears, cackling madly. The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal takes the oppurtunity of the low-altitude Grox ships to eat four of the fighters.

The Grox keep on coming, twenty more fighters and fifteen more bombers appear, accompanied by another destroyer.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 85/100

Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 23000/25000

Grox Destroyer x3 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Grox Bomber x20 [PG]: Hp: 2500/3000

Grox Fighter x32 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Jax [AG]: Hp: 12000/12500 equipped: Cleavebanners: 60% durability

Deathstroke [AG]: Hp: 4500/6000

Winter [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500 (gone?)

Death Eaters x12 [AG]: Hp: 600/600

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 25000/25000

hellhound x4 [AG]: Hp: 500/1250

edited 29th May '14 12:29:13 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I throw a rock at the ground, and miss. Chekhovs Gun charge 1/10.

I begin crafting a magical item. Completion 1/15.

This is the item. So, whenever I get attacked by a PG, exile, and godmodder (and other PG's) can't summon the same thing. Let me know if I need more charge for what I'm doing (I know it won't work on GM, just using it as defense against PG's). It also increases my strength and defenses.

@Tabbune- The internet answers back, with a new poster aiding you against the godmodder. Charge 5/6.

edited 30th May '14 12:31:27 PM by wereael

"Moody Stops Bicycle Theft, Takes No Prisoners"- Harry Potter and the Natural 20

I challenge the Godmodder to a Pokemon battle, for real this time.

Plan:

15/50

Fishing:

10/15

Death Eater Upgrades:

5/5 "Another charge done."

I send a flurry of Ki attacks at the cruiser

3/4. Nuclear blaster 75% charged. Still intending to overclock this charge.

2/15. Still focusing.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I cast utraheal on the hellhounds.

5/15 Satanmodder

2/3 Cyborgize Phil 2's remains.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.

I let out a curse under my breath as the Grox fleet intercepts my combo charge attack, then order the Goblin General to start charging the cannon yet again and splash Deathstroke with a healing potion. I then leap at a destroyer and hit it with a Megaton Punch, sending it crashing into the cruiser. The Goblin General, annoyed that the cannon can't seem to hit the godmodder, begins charging the cannon and sends a message to the Geth calling for reinforcements.

Deathstroke loads the grenade launcher with EMP grenades, then launches several of them at the cruiser's life support systems while dodging enemy fire.

Charges: 1/7

Witch-King: 5/7

Geth: 1/10

edited 29th May '14 2:44:56 PM by IchigoMontoya

Seeing the fleet that hovers above the battlefield, I do a Palm-Fist Tap and contact two nearby naval bases. 1/15, 1/15

I take out a Maliwan rocket launcher and fire a corrosive rocket at the cruiser's main gun, hoping to disable it.

Hammerne charges: 3

edited 29th May '14 10:37:22 PM by ArmoredFury

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.

The relief of Winter's departure is not as relieving as it should be. I know from Love's shrill cries something almost is bad could very well be on its way, but a relieving sound... my phone is chirping! Locating it, I lean the loaned rifle, barrel down, against my leg and examine my newest message...

...so, the face from my last dream was Delirious. Well, it could be worse. Ring Of Honor Reinforcements 1/6it's your fault for allowing three charges

Meanwhile, Angelina Love is also on her phone, which doesn't have half the apps mine does because she (probably) has a smaller budget than I do, despite being on a national television show. She brow beats Velvet Sky, who cannot afford the trip to Angelina's location. Madison Rayne will not chip in, Rayne still hates them it seems. Angelina goes into another cacophonic temper tantrum, luckily I have an earplug in for some reason. Beautiful People Reunion 2/4delayed to make things easier on you Piracy 5/6.yes Winter is gone, her summon continues

edited 29th May '14 5:49:39 PM by IndirectActiveTransport

If that's the case, why even bother with charges?

Everybody rush the Godmodder with one-shot attacks!

I give the Godmodder the Finger, hopefully bruising his ego for damage.

Despite the hypocrisy, I also hastily add a few more runes to prolong and stabilize my Lesser Summoning Portal, letting Mami Tomoe stick around a little longer - probably just for one more attack. (She's still an attack, not a summon.) 1/3.

A random Mook delivers me an oddly familiar red briefcase... 1/10.

I have my communications technicians assist in contacting the naval bases - 2/15, 2/15 for Armoured Fury - and the Geth - 2/10 for Ichigo.

edited 29th May '14 5:48:14 PM by MicoolTNT

"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."

6/6: The Internet decided to send me a Voice Note, it's a horrible baby scream, so I crank up the volume and slap it to a speaker. (And give every AG earplugs)

I sing out a lullaby in an attempt to force the godmodder and P Gs to sleep.

edited 30th May '14 12:54:55 AM by Tabbune

I tell Jon, 'make sure you have a Missingno. on your team!!!'

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Okay. So we're on the same side?

For better or for worse. Hey, do you know what happened to TARDIS?

...Vaguely...

How vaguely?

...You'll see...

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The Ugly Barnacle: 10/10 Ah, here we go. I pull out a pair of sunglasses from Hammerspace.

"Looks like this will get a little..."

*Puts glasses on*

"...   DEATH.   "

............

............

.............

........I mean, looks like his will get a bit...

UGLY.

I summon The Ugly Barnacle near the center of the field. Also, yes, I am still wearing the sunglasses.

Cracked staff: 14

Movie: 1/20 WTF!!!!!????

Yeah, uh, I think you might have an idea of what she's doing now...

Oh. Yeah. Forgot about him. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH[crap.]

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Since that place was pretty messy:

The Ugly Barnacle: 10/10

Cracked staff: 14 (1/1)

Movie (on hold): 1/20

TARDIS summon: 1/???

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Also, I check on the progress of the Chekhov's rock I threw about 15 pages ago.

edited 30th May '14 7:07:40 AM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

One of my tacticians says, "I propose, sir, that we let them be, for a season. We should examine their intents before acting."

I reply, "Excellently put, my friend."

I commission a custom-made Beam Cannon for Micool (Thanks, man!) While the work and testing continues. 3/5

And now the time has come— Morgoth, the mighty darkness, rides in astride a pimped-out Ungoliant, guitar in one hand and fine wine in the other. Behind him rides all the forces of Shadows, now with an extra dosing of Crazy Awesome. Hey, I think I see Ancalagon the FABULOUS in there! 10/10 — Morgoth The Crazy Awesome Dark Lord of the Fallen (and friends) take the stage!

I start to muse about what this entity might be. Based on the feedback I'm receiving, this is only one entity. Only a very few beings in the entire sector can pose this much danger to me... so then, why is it holding back? 9/???

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

Q&A: wereael, you might want to do something else with that 15 post charge, because as I understand it, what you're doing is basically a duplicate of the curse of repitition, which actually applies to everyone. The godmodder and PGs can't summon replicas of your stuff. The godmodder can steal it, but the only way to prevent that is to charge something before you summon it.

Micool, the reason you want to charge stuff is so that you don't lose the entity battle, while you guys have an advantage, the godmodder has a harder time stopping your shenanigans and is also able to be hit by charged attacks. You can't hit the godmodder with charged attacks while he has stuff to block it with, and if the godmodder's forces dominate the battlefield, they'll start blocking your attacks right out. Also, omega, I'm holding Morgoth for the round because there's two things I want to clear up: 1) you are a neutral right? 2) I hope you realize that at this level of charge with the added army Morgoth is going to be less powerful than Sauron was.

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Wereael misses the ground with his rock, it flies high into the sideways... Wow, he even missed the sky. That's impressive. Jondanger challenges the godmodder to a pokemon battle! The godmodder sends out a MissingNo. Jon's pokemons are deleted! Jondanger also upgrades the Death Eaters, turning them into elite death eaters, increasing their hit points to 750 and their attack damage by 100.

Earl launches lots of mini-hadoukens at the cruiser, dealing 1000 damage, philosopher heals all of his hell hounds for 500 health, and ichigo heals Deathstroke for 500 health and then launches at one of the destroyers, dealing 750 damage but failing to divert its course. Fury fires corrosive rockets at the cruiser, weakening its attack this round and dealing 500 damage.

Meanwhile, indirect discovers what's been behind the chaos going on in her head, several other things are discussed, and Winter's disappearance seems to be for upgrades. Micool does something decidedly uncool by flipping the godmodder the bird, the godmodder doesn't seem to care, and spams micool's inbox with a large stream of very nasty obscenities, many of them in Russian. Tabbune continues his Sensory Abuse, but thankfully we all have earplugs this time. He successfully brings down six more of the grox fighters which weren't made well enough and come apart due to resonating.

Omega does something completely evil... He summons the ugly barnacle. Who is so ugly that everyone dies. Or would die, but the barnacle is so ugly that he dies first, instead only killing ten of the fighters and ten of the bombers, dealing 5000 damage to all the destroyers and 2500 to the cruiser, as well as dealing 1000 damage to all the AGs. The death eaters and hell hounds unfortunately all have less than 1001 health left. The godmodder seems unfazed. Morgoth's arrival is delayed due to large lines at the airport. Apparently a rock belonging to one Chekhov smashed through the plane's engine and got shot off somewhere into the horizon, wrecking the plane in the process.

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Battlefield:

The Grox, beings who are the equivalent of Daleks, are still deeply disturbed by the ugliness of the Ugly Barnacle, even its corpse, and the fighter and bomber pilots spend their entire attack unloading missiles into it. The destroyers, heavily damaged, attempt a bombardment, but due to weapon failures only manage to deal 500 damage to each of the remaining AGs. The cruiser opens fire with all of its guns, but thanks to a certain act of sabotage, only deals 1500 damage to Jax.

The AGs don't waste time on the dead barnacle, instead dealing large amounts of damage to the enemy. Deathstroke damages the cruiser further, dealing 1500 damage, the Bugblatter beast eats five more Grox fighters, and Jax and Herobrine both take down destroyers.

The godmodder teleports in front of Deathstroke, grabs his EMP grenade launcher, then fires the grenades through Deathstroke's face. 3000 damage.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 85/100

Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 18000/25000

Grox Destroyer[PG]: Hp: 4250/10000

Grox Bomber x10 [PG]: Hp: 2500/3000

Grox Fighter x11 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 23500/25000

Jax [AG]: Hp: 9000/12500 equipped: Cleavebanners: 60% durability

Deathstroke [AG]: Hp: 500/6000

Winter [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500 (gone?)

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 23500/25000

edited 30th May '14 1:24:07 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I temporarily become a SPESS MEHRIN and fire an arsenal at the cruiser.

4/4 The nuclear blaster is fully charged, but I'm planning to overclock it (ie hold on for a turn or two, or someone could add to it so I can fire it sooner)

3/15 Eyes turn a deeper shade of crimson

edited 30th May '14 1:39:40 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.