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Nyperold I'll take this cupcake... AND EAT IT! from The ''between''
I'll take this cupcake... AND EAT IT!
Feb 5th 2019 at 10:32:36 AM

I hastily get dressed, explain our water situation, and how "showering" works around here (stand in this plastic box in the tub, pull the curtain closed, pour a partial jug of water on yourself — I prefer rain barrel water, which is found in the juice bottles — for this part — apply soap, rinse with Primo water from the gallon jugs, skip the "relaxing in warm water" part because there isn't any, and from that point, it's probably pretty much what she's used to) should she desire to do so, then leave her to it.

(...Our plumbing is basically gone, so turning the water back on causes leaks. We figure it's just better for now to get our water from the sky, Primo and Glacier machines, and friends' taps than to drop a whole bunch on replumbing the house.)

How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?
unfortunatezorua Dank Explosion Murder from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dank Explosion Murder
Feb 7th 2019 at 4:42:05 AM

Uhhh, what the heck? How did a horse get into my bathroom?

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VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Feb 7th 2019 at 5:27:57 AM

Please don't, get out, this isn't your house

Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 7th 2019 at 7:28:26 AM

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
Legend_Of_Snake369 Too Kinky to Torture from castle oblivion Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Feb 7th 2019 at 5:42:01 AM

hey meta knight, lucina, erm... aren't these private quarters? didn't mr.sakurai give you two rooms when you got in?

I AM GOING TO TIE UP ELSA AND NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME
unfortunatezorua Dank Explosion Murder from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Emperor_Ing Teacher's Guardian from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Teacher's Guardian
Feb 7th 2019 at 6:29:29 AM

If I’m not dead yet, also run.

Steel Soul is painful, but at least I've figured out some new tricks. Like killing Brooding Mawlek first.
Legend_Of_Snake369 Too Kinky to Torture from castle oblivion Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Feb 7th 2019 at 7:11:36 AM

errm, otacon! two of your gmos are in the shower with me again! really hope you put a lid on.... what do you call them again? wakfus?

I AM GOING TO TIE UP ELSA AND NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME
VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Feb 7th 2019 at 1:31:22 PM

Shit. Oh, hey there, would you mind if I go outside for a few hours please, you can have my house all day if you want to... Don't hurt me please

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
Mhazard GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Emperor_Ing Teacher's Guardian from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Teacher's Guardian
Feb 7th 2019 at 5:25:45 PM

-dies-

Steel Soul is painful, but at least I've figured out some new tricks. Like killing Brooding Mawlek first.
VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Feb 7th 2019 at 5:28:25 PM

Well this will be quite the awkward bathtime

Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 7th 2019 at 7:28:51 AM

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
KeironCioran Roses for Noddy from Across the Universe Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Legend_Of_Snake369 Too Kinky to Torture from castle oblivion Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Feb 7th 2019 at 6:49:26 PM

Hmmm, a stranger in the bath tub with me? Could he be part of the la la my la lo?

I AM GOING TO TIE UP ELSA AND NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME
TheGamechanger Sasquatch from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Sasquatch
shackwave space raccoon
space raccoon
Feb 8th 2019 at 4:15:49 PM

Aaaaaaaahhhh!

freedom is the right of all sentient beings - Optimus Prime
KeironCioran Roses for Noddy from Across the Universe Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Feb 10th 2019 at 7:01:04 AM

Sir could you leave please, I don't think this shower is big enough for both of us.

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
unfortunatezorua Dank Explosion Murder from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dank Explosion Murder
Feb 10th 2019 at 7:02:12 AM

Oh god no, please take that somewhere else.

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YooberBop Donut Amaimajou Youna-bo from the Italian restaurant Relationship Status: Hooked on a feeling
Donut Amaimajou Youna-bo
Feb 10th 2019 at 3:34:43 PM

Why are you in my fucking house

You fools! You’ve awakened my stand,『DON’T STOP ME NOW』! Prepare to be 『MEMED』!
Ghostninja109 from there, not here.
KeironCioran Roses for Noddy from Across the Universe Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
Myskywarm Stormageddon Dark Lord of All from Raftel Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Stormageddon Dark Lord of All
Feb 10th 2019 at 8:38:32 PM

...You have 10 seconds to explain what you doing here before I kick you out.

"Look at that, it's a robot dragon tank. That alone proves humanity is worth saving. Because we made a robot dragon tank."
Emperor_Ing Teacher's Guardian from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Teacher's Guardian
Feb 10th 2019 at 8:39:16 PM

Excuse me, what?

Steel Soul is painful, but at least I've figured out some new tricks. Like killing Brooding Mawlek first.
unfortunatezorua Dank Explosion Murder from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Dank Explosion Murder
Feb 11th 2019 at 6:33:41 AM

Woah there let's take that somewhere else now.

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Emperor_Ing Teacher's Guardian from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Teacher's Guardian
Feb 22nd 2019 at 9:42:40 PM

Please leave.

Steel Soul is painful, but at least I've figured out some new tricks. Like killing Brooding Mawlek first.

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