The man behind the slaughter
They rip your nose off, and no one bothers to help you.
I watched zombie movies.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
You're stuck watching nothing but Zombie Movies for the rest of eternity. Have fun.
I forgot to empty the vaccuum.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
You get sealed in a dirt-filled tube and launched into space.
I used a comma where I should've used a semicolon.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Hello? Hello, hello?
Get off'd by a Grammar Police
I said the F word in public accidentally
Edited by TheGeekArtist08 on Oct 4th 2020 at 7:59:55 PM
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Kuma appreciation gang
You get blasted with a waterjet powerful enough to slice through metal, with soap mixed in for saying a naughty word.
I forgot my lunch.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
some guy
You get permanently locked in the basement by your family.
I laugh at a sad movie.
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
You are held down in a bucket of other cinema-goers' tears until you drown.
I didn't put enough icing on my cake.
Edited by NineTailedCat on Oct 4th 2020 at 7:38:08 AM
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
You're Forced to Watch your loved ones drown in a vat of icing.
I hit the snooze button this morning.
The They who said it
Your clock immediately explodes, blowing off your hand. You pass out from shock and die of blood loss in minutes.
I insert Natter on to a page.
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Your ears are blasted off with extremely loud volume. You're deaf now.
All your friends and family hate you forever for daring to try to start a conversation in the wrong place.
I forget to take a shower.
Edited by PlasmaPower on Oct 4th 2020 at 1:55:24 PM
Thomas fans needed! Come join me in the the show's cleanup thread!
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
You get your dirty flesh dissolved away in an acid bath.
I didn't tip the pizza-delivery person.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
A very angy egg
Your pizza has pineapples and turds on it.
I went on a date with a friend's ex. Why's this eggo angy all the time? | Current video game focus: Minecraft
The man behind the slaughter
Your friend captures and buries both you and your date alive.
I killed a spider.
Edited by Superjohn on Oct 8th 2020 at 7:32:15 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Kuma appreciation gang
You are stomped repeatedly by a giant foot.
I missed the trash can, so I walked over and put my garbage in.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Mona Megistus!
You’re locked inside a trash can to starve.
I smoked a cigarette.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Hello? Hello, hello?
You get kicked out of your house. Literally.
I drank a cup of ice tea.
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
The man behind the slaughter
Your throat is slit.
I'm watching fan songs of my favorite shows.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Kuma appreciation gang
You are burned at the stake for your betrayal.
I'm listening to K-Pop.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
The Man with a Different Mind
Blackpink is in your area, bringing in the nukes that will go off when the drop hits.
I came in like a wrecking ball.
Crazy stupid in battle. Crazy cupid on a nice date.
sick down from the bones to the other side
you're crushed by a literal wrecking ball
I popped a pimple A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Title
It bleeds out your blood until you've lost it all.
I fart on my mom accidentally.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
janet likes her new icon.
The man behind the slaughter
Shot to death by a zealous mall cop.
I watched DEATH BATTLE! and agree with their assessments of who will win.
Edited by Superjohn on Sep 14th 2022 at 5:22:23 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
You get executed by the winner.
I linked to Death Is Cheap instead of Death Is a Slap on the Wrist in a video game example.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
A goblin attacks you and uses a shoehorn to squeeze your body into the shoe.
I forget to say "Bless you" when someone sneezes.
Edited by ArgoTheBlank on Oct 4th 2020 at 1:13:44 PM