The Sultan of Succotash
Our chef thought it looked a little sunny today.
Waiter, there's a sentient piece of cabbage in my soup!
Where I once would fear the cost of truth, now I only ask: "What is the cost of lies?"
In the event of an emergency, put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye.
Waiter! My soup is full of candles and chipmunk corpses!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jul 8th 2019 at 8:17:46 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Not a Fragile Flower
My apologies sir, it seems we've mixed up your order. Your squirrel corpse and pencil soup will be ready shortly.
Waiter, there's a quantum singularity in my soup.
Edited by ginsengaddict on Jul 9th 2019 at 1:31:05 AM
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Oh Captain!~
What kind of quantum singularity, exactly? There's too many different ones!
Waiter! There's a creepy mannequin in my soup!
Edited by CustardAndPie on Jul 8th 2019 at 10:34:34 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
AKMU
Is it alive? If it is, we'll get help.
Waiter! There's Lyrabon in my soup!
Edited by VXXXN on Jul 8th 2019 at 11:53:37 PM
Not a Fragile Flower
It seems the chef didn't dice finely enough.
Waiter, there's a Mammoth Mk.III
tank round in my soup.
Edited by ginsengaddict on Jul 9th 2019 at 1:56:37 AM
"Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
Well, you said you wanted a strong taste...
Waiter, there's an emoji in my soup!
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
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Waiter! There's a Peeping Tom in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The Video Guy
Actually, his name is Tim, and as long as you don't carry the soup into the restroom... you weren't going to do that, right?
Water, there's a cobweb covered blown fuse in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Don’t worry, I’ll ask the chefs about it.
Waiter! There’s a Bill Cipher in my soup! (Hey, stop drinking my pool!)
Edited by Routeferret on Jul 10th 2019 at 8:04:33 PM
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
AKMU
Well shit...
Waiter! There's an angry demonic gummy bear in my soup!
This looks like a job for Steve the monkey!
Waiter! There's a pair of Goofy Print Underwear in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
Sorry, our washing machine broke.
Waitor, there's a mirror universe in my soup!
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
Oh Captain!~
Does this mean the other me gets to ignore your constant requests?
Waiter! There's hair growing out of my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Not a Fragile Flower
I'll fetch some scissors.
Waiter, there's the meaning of life, the universe and everything in my soup. "Get me a gun, I'm a soldier; but put me in that suit and I'm a superhero." - Gunnery Sgt Roberta "Bobbie" Draper MMC
The Video Guy
Sorry, that goes to table 42.
Waiter, there's a Gallant and Goofus post in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
AKMU
We'll let them decide what to do with the soup. It totally will not be an Epic Failure.
Waiter! Billie Eilish is in my soup!
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Just play Bad Guy on the table and he'll go away!
Waiter! There's napalm in my soup! Are you trying to kill me?!
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
Not Sherlock Holmes
Nah, I just love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Waiter! There’s a 404 SOUP NOT FOUND
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
eh
just click the refresh button on the side of the bowl.
waiter, theres this entire thread in my soup!
AKMU
hmm, what's it about?
Waiter! There's a samurai in my soup!
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ya got'd, mate
Edited by VXXXN on Jul 10th 2019 at 10:01:29 PM
Big Catch, Sparkle Edition
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
yeah, yeah :P
Yeah, he comes with the miso.
Waiter, there's a Lol Cat in my soup!
Edited by WarJay77 on Jul 10th 2019 at 10:02:56 AM
Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
eh
tell its an irrelevant meme so its tears add a salty flavor to the soup.
waiter, theres a dragon in my soup!
You mean a picture of a guitar, or the thing that you use to strum it? You need to be more specific so I'll know what to do!
Waiter, there's a baseball cap in my soup!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"