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Person A: Where is the girl?
Person B: Have you checked the hut?
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Your Princess is here! Congratulations!
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I retired.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Tief girl with eartude
Confound these ponies...no, wait, Discord already did.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Ded
Awesome car is strange
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
The Beta Male
Copy/paste.... Copy/paste.... Copy/paste! Copy/paste! COPY/PASTE! COPY/PAAAAAASTE!
edited 28th Dec '11 4:37:51 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
He has a first name and a last name.
He puts his shoes on one foot at a time.
He wears nothing on his sleeve.
He is...The Most Average Man in the World.
"I don't always eat breakfast...but when I do, I do it in the morning. Stay hungry, my friends."
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Shall not be known
There once was a girl from Helsinki...
Who led a very normal life and did absolutely nothing untoward with any of her fingers.
Now her toes...That's another story.
edited 28th Dec '11 8:00:49 PM by NomadicLurker
Nothing to see here.
Obsidian Proboscidean
All your base are...not the bases I'm looking for.
I'm an elephant. Rurr.
Ded
F*** NO
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Ded
Chuck Norris vs a tank? that's unfair.
Chuck Norris is just human, and tanks have heavy artillery
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
'This grass feels funny,' Kirby thought. "It feels like... grass.''
edited 29th Dec '11 3:48:55 AM by Ailedhoo
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
I was a warrior like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
Then I became a WARRIOR UNLIKE ANY OTHER!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Yo momma's so fat that I had to ask her to go on a diet for the sake of her health.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Obsidian Proboscidean
YO MOMMA....Is a very attractive, slender, and intelligent lady who is very selective in her mating partners and I wish I could marry a woman like her.
edited 29th Dec '11 12:22:41 PM by BlackElephant
I'm an elephant. Rurr.
Red Lagoon
If you read this lines I am already either dead or just trolling you.
edited 29th Dec '11 12:46:18 PM by Tenzen12
Fro-ed Wonder
You probably thought this tiger was real.
NOPE...It's really a panther made to look like a tiger. Some people are weird.
"I know where I am, I just don't know where I am in where I am." - Me
Nose-Chan
Y U DO THINGS RIGHT!?
Words, words, words.
What's the difference between the British parliament and a circus?
Why are you even asking? There really aren't any similarities between the two.
edited 29th Dec '11 8:26:13 PM by stevebat
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Steve
Oh, I've been expecting you. Come on in.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Fear me
It's cool, Ramirez, we already did it.
The Beta Male
...So he walks in the door, his clothes bloodied and torn, and he says, "So, where's that beautiful woman I'm supposed to make love to?"
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
The cake is still being baked, it'll be a few minutes.
Gay elephant noise?