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Aaymeirah I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN! from Passed out in a Tavern Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN!
#12726: Mar 22nd 2019 at 7:48:01 AM

It's like upgraded Jesus Rock.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
johannes4123 Mighty demon dog-thing from The southern parts of Norway Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: In denial
Mighty demon dog-thing
#12727: Mar 22nd 2019 at 11:28:35 AM

"I can't wait to get home and relax for about two minutes before Monday starts"

The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#12728: Mar 22nd 2019 at 12:17:27 PM

"Well, I do have some experience in cleaning up human... fecal matter, to put it politely."note 

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#12730: Mar 23rd 2019 at 7:23:04 PM

"Look at him, the headless chicken. He looks like All For One said no to him getting McDonalds."

Was talking about the way Tomura Shigaraki's model sprints in the game My Hero One's Justice

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
AgentKirin Since: Aug, 2017
#12731: Mar 23rd 2019 at 8:32:58 PM

"That dinosaur was cute! That's murder!"

BrightLight from the Southern Water Tribe. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#12732: Mar 24th 2019 at 3:55:39 AM

"Put down the chainsaw and listen to me!"

ReikoKazama Miyamoto Musashi from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Miyamoto Musashi
#12733: Mar 25th 2019 at 3:01:23 AM

[up] Is it time for us to join in the fight?

"I'd need to shorten Piri quiiiite a bit for it to fit P3's opening."

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant
lalalei2001 Since: Oct, 2009
#12734: Mar 25th 2019 at 9:25:54 AM

I had no idea Pac-Man had such deep lore.

The Protomen enhanced my life.
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#12735: Mar 26th 2019 at 6:09:22 AM

"Says the guy who drew a blue eggplant."

It's a long story, let me just say it has to do with an online game similar to Pictionary and there was this one guy who thought we didn't have the colour purple.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
AgentKirin Since: Aug, 2017
#12736: Mar 26th 2019 at 1:16:45 PM

From yesterday:

"I have hatched a satisfactory pair of squid. We can go now."

And today:

"Come on! Rub your face on my hand!"

Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#12737: Mar 26th 2019 at 2:16:22 PM

I could be murdering an ape and yet here I am arguing porn with you!

WHAT IS MY LIFE?!

My best friend and I have weird conversations.

unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#12738: Mar 26th 2019 at 5:05:59 PM

"I swear this isn't about my 90 terabytes of Assassin's Creed porn."

My friend and I have weird conversations.

[down] I feel like we all do.

Edited by unfortunatezorua on Mar 26th 2019 at 8:10:39 PM

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#12739: Mar 26th 2019 at 5:09:41 PM

Oh good, I'm not the only one.

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#12740: Mar 26th 2019 at 8:51:34 PM

"I hope you don't mind that I sketched your ear. It was relevant to the topic at hand."

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
AgentKirin Since: Aug, 2017
#12741: Mar 26th 2019 at 10:01:02 PM

"Well, killing your boss would put you on the naughty list..."

Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Mweheheh
#12742: Mar 27th 2019 at 7:29:17 AM

“We have always been at war with plastic straws.”

Peace is the only battle worth waging.
BrightLight from the Southern Water Tribe. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
#12743: Mar 28th 2019 at 5:24:24 AM

"Time Paradox! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" (Crash!)

Aaymeirah I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN! from Passed out in a Tavern Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN!
#12744: Mar 28th 2019 at 1:52:22 PM

wATcH oUt, I hAvE a bAnAnA!... (After I failed to intimidate with the fruit); That works out better when you're a genetically engineered psychopath.

and

No, the bear does not want to snog you!

Edited by Aaymeirah on Mar 28th 2019 at 2:53:18 AM

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
WillDeRegio Since: Jan, 2015
#12745: Mar 28th 2019 at 2:07:08 PM

"The trashcan is wishing me a happy birthday."

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#12746: Mar 28th 2019 at 4:11:19 PM

"I don't care how light or dark it is! I mean, I don't want to be on fire, but that's my only concern!"

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
BrightLight from the Southern Water Tribe. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Elisabel from in a glacier's footprint Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Hiding
#12748: Mar 29th 2019 at 8:20:48 PM

"This isn't Communist streusel, you Communist!"

My sister joined me in making a coffeecake, but accidentally said "our streusel" rather than "your, Elisabel's, streusel," forgetting I'd made it before she joined me.

Mroh Since: Dec, 2018
#12749: Mar 29th 2019 at 8:42:39 PM

Technically this was yesterday but: I farted and now I feel dizzy.

CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#12750: Mar 29th 2019 at 9:12:08 PM

"Oh my god, why is Bed, Bath & Beyond so fucking stressful? Am I allowed to have tableware?"

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

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