"I can't wait to get home and relax for about two minutes before Monday starts"
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again"Well, I do have some experience in cleaning up human... fecal matter, to put it politely."note
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"Take that, excessively defended birb!"
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."Look at him, the headless chicken. He looks like All For One said no to him getting McDonalds."
Was talking about the way Tomura Shigaraki's model sprints in the game My Hero One's Justice
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?"That dinosaur was cute! That's murder!"
"Put down the chainsaw and listen to me!"
Is it time for us to join in the fight?
"I'd need to shorten Piri quiiiite a bit for it to fit P3's opening."
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai RemnantI had no idea Pac-Man had such deep lore.
The Protomen enhanced my life."Says the guy who drew a blue eggplant."
It's a long story, let me just say it has to do with an online game similar to Pictionary and there was this one guy who thought we didn't have the colour purple.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?From yesterday:
"I have hatched a satisfactory pair of squid. We can go now."
And today:
"Come on! Rub your face on my hand!"
I could be murdering an ape and yet here I am arguing porn with you!
WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
My best friend and I have weird conversations.
"I swear this isn't about my 90 terabytes of Assassin's Creed porn."
My friend and I have weird conversations.
I feel like we all do.
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Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Oh good, I'm not the only one.
"I hope you don't mind that I sketched your ear. It was relevant to the topic at hand."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"Well, killing your boss would put you on the naughty list..."
“We have always been at war with plastic straws.”
Peace is the only battle worth waging."Time Paradox! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" (Crash!)
wATcH oUt, I hAvE a bAnAnA!... (After I failed to intimidate with the fruit); That works out better when you're a genetically engineered psychopath.
and
No, the bear does not want to snog you!
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If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance."The trashcan is wishing me a happy birthday."
"I don't care how light or dark it is! I mean, I don't want to be on fire, but that's my only concern!"
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."This isn't Communist streusel, you Communist!"
My sister joined me in making a coffeecake, but accidentally said "our streusel" rather than "your, Elisabel's, streusel," forgetting I'd made it before she joined me.
Technically this was yesterday but: I farted and now I feel dizzy.
"Oh my god, why is Bed, Bath & Beyond so fucking stressful? Am I allowed to have tableware?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
It's like upgraded Jesus Rock.
If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.