A snarky future authoress that can be found frequenting Durarara, Baccano, Soul Eater, and others depending on the day. She is the younger sister to the author of Fanfic.Black And Gold, and the former neighbor of Original Demigod Superspy.
Examples:
- Action Girl: When she's not being lazy. Which is almost always.
- Author Catchphrase: Saving the world. One nap at a time.
- Holy mother of unintentional comedy!
- Berserk Button: A lot of stuff. Online, she mainly hates irrelevant statements, rudeness and bad grammar. Ahem.
- Big, Screwed-Up Family: There's at least three people using the "Original Superspy" handle. It confuses even them.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: If possible, she would be the goddess of this trope.
- Deadpan Snarker: Pretty obvious from her writing- it's used as a vent since her mother can't stand it (she thinks she's being insulted).
- Genius Ditz: Despite being The Lancer, she has been a total Cloud Cuckoo Lander (something every teacher since kindergarten has complained about).
- Give Geeks a Chance: She's really trying, but all the geeks she meets are either aesexual, completely perverted, or really bitter about being low on the social ladder. Sigh...
- Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl is what she's really trying to achieve.
- Growing Up Sucks: She is currently under the delusion that she is immortal, and will never grow up.
- Insufferable Genius: Half of her one-liners and quips go right over her friends' heads.
- The Lancer: Constantly.
- Little Miss Badass: She fights dirty to make up for size.
- Only Sane Man: She tries this sometimes, but usually ends up caught up in the madness with everyone else.
- However, she is "sane" in the sense that she's never gotten drunk or done drugs, unlike some of her friends.
- Slap-Slap-Kiss: No kiss yet, but she acts this way with just about every body, and is often mistaken for having Belligerent Sexual Tension.
- Super OCD: It comes and it goes, but she sometimes needs to re-do things. It's not so bad as when she was a kid, though.
- Ten Minutes in the Closet: Non-romantic, happened to her and her friend, where the door locked behind them.
"Um...where's the doorknob?"
