"Question! Who bakes cake in a frying pan? Because I just watched a lady on TV totally bake a red velvet cake in a frying pan."
-Kimm the Entertainer, not drunk or anything, which is scary
"Hey there's a slut on the TV."
One of -Kimm the Entertainer's more memorable quotes
Kimm The Entertainer is a young, naive, annoying, and aspiring writer living in the rural reaches of northeastern Maine. She has a taste for the simpler things in life, such as apple pie, long walks on chilly days, quantum physics, close friendships, and names that start with the letter D. She became a Troper after Planet Cool positively begged her to. Well, asked politely. She does not feel particularly confident that she can live up to anyone's expectations, but she promises to try.
Favorite Fiction:
- Harry Potter
- Twilight
- Oban Star Racers
- Code Lyoko
- Total Drama Island
- My Life As A Teenage Robot
- Danny Phantom
- Avatar The Last Airbender
- South Park
- Die Hard
- How I Met Your Mother
- The Big Bang Theory
- Enchanted
- The Legend Of Zelda
- Azumanga Daioh
- Pokemon
- The Wizard Of Oz
- Alice In Wonderland
- Beauty And The Beast
- The Little Mermaid
Lover(s):
Tropes that apply to Kimm the Entertainer:
- Perverse Sexual Lust
- Daydream Believer
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass
- Berserk Button
- Annoying Laugh
- Love Freak
- Slipknot Ponytail
- Innocent Fanservice Girl
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?
- Cloudcuckoolander
- Apologizes a Lot
- Hollywood Pudgy
- Fun Size
Things that make her smile:
- Planet Cool
- Draco in Leather Pants
- Ron the Death Eater
- This
- And this
- And who can read this without laughing? Serious.
- Oh that's right, his name is DOUCHE.
