A twenty-one year old Texan who thinks in tropes, especially the sliding scales. After growing up in the middle of nowhere in Missouri, Deals With Fate 3 hopped onto a train headed for Dallas and tried to find opportunity in the Metroplex. Currently enrolled at a university in northern Texas.
Tropes That Apply To Me
- Action Girlfriend
- Adorkable It's plausible.
- Amazon Chaser
- The Anti-Nihilist
- Asexuality Formerly.
- Bi The Way
- Brilliant, but Lazy
- Brains and Bondage
- Cake Eater
- Chef of Iron
- Chivalrous Pervert A defining trait.
- Four-Philosophy Ensemble The Optimist —> The Conflicted —> The Apathetic —> The Cynic —> The Realist
- Give Geeks a Chance Subverted. While my girlfriend is gorgeous, she is just as much a geek and nerd as I am.
- Had to Be Sharp I "escaped" from one of the poorest counties in the United States—with one of the highest concentrations per capita of Methamphetamine use and production, in a town with a depressed economy and a backwards and collapsing infrastructure and a rural school system, when I lived in a home where I was the main source of income (which often required working two jobs AND attending school AND extracurriculars) since my parents split when I was fifteen. I earned enough to buy a one-way train ticket out of there by working in factory producing mufflers and exhaust pipes—where temperatures could reach 130° Fahrenheit. Then, in Texas, I had to find employment during The Great Recession in a town over-saturated with unskilled labor when I arrived after the hiring drives. All during a first semester of college where my financial aid came in months late. I have lived on a jar of peanut butter.
- The Lancer My preferred role.
- Must Have Caffeine
- Perma-Stubble
- Ping Pong Naïveté
- Seen It All
- The Smart Guy when I'm not putting up a veil of Obfuscating Stupidity.
- Sophisticated as Hell
- Strange Boy
- Supernatural Gold Eyes
