Just a little about myself.

What is UP, guys. My name (or rather my handle) is Chilifro, and I will be one of your resident crazy-ass writers. My style of writing does get quite gory, so if that isn't what you like, then...you know, don't read it. Obviously. I usually alternate between horror and action, usually leaning towards action. I am also only fourteen (and three-quarters) years old, so forgive overusage of clichés and the bad tropes that are lying around here on this site.

Also, this.

Tropes I Believe Apply To Me

Afraid of Needles: Yep.
Age-Appropriate Angst: And a lot of it. You see that sulky guy with the curly hair in the corner? That's me.
All Guys Want Cheerleaders: Oh, yes. For some reason, I find myself attracted to the popular girls around campus. Sucks for me, seeing as I'm a hopeless geek.
Beautiful All Along: Hoping this'll occur at some point.
Berserk Button: I have a lot of them. And I mean a lot.
Beware the Nice Ones: Read above.
Brilliant, but Lazy: Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
[1]: I tend to go off into rants a lot. Mostly about somethign nonsensical...like cake. I like cake. Cake is nice, don't you like cake?
Light Is Not Good: I'm thought of as the nice guy by most, but get me angry and I will fuck you up.
Don't Make Me Destroy You: Even with the above statement, I am reluctant to fight...but again, I will fuck you up best I can if you push me too far.
Don't You Dare Pity Me!: In spades.
The Friend Nobody Likes: Sure seems like it, sometimes.
Good is Not Nice: Read Light is Not Good.
Guttural Growler: I am this when I'm mad.
Hates Everyone Equally: I joke about doing this.
Hormone-Addled Teenager: Oh, yes. I'm only fourteen, remember? Doesn't help that most of the girls at my school apply to the rule of Buxom Is Better.
I Thought Everyone Could Do That: I have this reaction whenever I get a good grade on a paper and everyone freaks out.
Intelligence Equals Isolation: Most of the time.
Jerkass Façade: I pretend to be a jerk in front of my jerk friends at school, but I'm really a nice guy.

Tropes Others Apply To Me

Be nice, guys...that is, if anyone is going to write here. Get rid of this when necessary.

My favorite things!

TV shows!

Good Luck Charlie. It is the only Disney Channel show I will ever watch anymore. Mostly because Disney is finally taking a more mature avenue with their humor...YMMV, of course.
NCIS. One of the best crime shows, in my opinion. Along with...
Freakin' CSI New York. Gary Sinise for the win, baby.
World's Dumbest. I like watching B-List celebrities commentate on dumb people. Mostly because half the time their opinions are of the worst kind, and I like ranting at them loudly in the middle of the night.
America'sFunniestHomeVideos. I watch this show for almost the same reason as World's Dumbest, but I actually like Tom Bergeron, but I wonder sometimes why the audience thinks some of these videos are funny...
Manswers. I don't watch it for the answers, though...well, sometimes.
GTTV. Mostly for the Squee|s I get to exert. Especially witnessing Ezio Auditore about to shank Nightmare. You would not believe the happy-gasm I had at that.

Books!

...Yes, I read these. Shut up.

The Harry Potter series as a whole.
The Count Of Monte Cristo. The trope page says it best: "One of the best revenge stories of all time."
Anything written by Louis L Amour. No, seriously. Anything.
Read above, but replace the name with Stephen King. Love that guy.

Video games!

What can I say, I multi-task.

Definitely the Kingdom Hearts series. Well, except for Days. I didn't really like that one.
Anything with Sonic The Hedgehog, Mario, or The Legend Of Zelda in the title.
Also Call Of Duty...
And Battlefield.

Vandalise below this here bulletin thingy!...well, that is, if you're going to vandalise. Does anyone even know I exist?

Don't worry. I know you exist. Even if you don't know me. First! -Rivux
You exist because people think you do. In fact, Chilifro and the real you exist simultaneously, but Chilifro isn't present. Confusing, isn't it? -desdendelle

Tropers / Chilifro