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Ethan
"Incest always wins."
"I'm gonna cork your hole."
—In a Grand Theft Auto V race
"All I do is drop mixtapes out the bum."
—In a Rocket League game
"Yeah, suck on those toes, bitch."
"Choke on rice! Slip in the shower!"
—In his "Mega Ramp Rage" GTA V video
"You eat chlamydia for breakfast, cuz!"
—In a Grand Theft Auto V game
"I've got two men trying to fuck me!"
—In a GTA V game
"YOUR MUM SMELLS LIKE TURKEY BREAST!"
—While crossing the finish line in a GTA V race
"Your mum's a community bike, mate."
—In a GTA V game
"I'm gonna go for the altar boy.
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"—In "THE NEXT CHARITY MATCH?! (Cards Against Humanity)"
"I'm a good-looking fat guy."
—In a CAH game
"Josh lowkey wants me in him."
"—In a CAH game
"I did a front flip into your wife."
"My face is wet."
—In a CAH game
"I got fisted by a fucking egg!"
"—In a Golf with Friends game
"You're such a fucking little carpet riding cunt!"
—In a Grand Theft Auto V game
Harry
"There's no such thing as a wrong hole."
"Akuma, akuma, Vikkstar will groom ya!"
—In a GTA V game
"It was quite funny, that one."
—His response when questioned during a FIFA game about the scene in A Serbian Film in which a boy has sex with his father
Josh
"Life is fucked, sometimes you gotta say fucked things."
"I'm stuck behind this fucking Wankstar123!"
In a Grand Theft Auto V race
"FUCK OFF on a turtle on a left Wednesday, Tuesday, Monday!"
—In a Grand Theft Auto V game
"I'm not down for this action! I'm 23, I've got a beard!"
—In a Garry's Mod game
"You suck on foreskin."
—To Ethan, in a Rocket League game
"Your mother has a village!"
—In a Trackmania Turbo game
"I don't need consent, you're of age."
"I am Mohammed."
—In Fangs' READING PERVERTED COMMENTS W/ THE SIDEMEN (with Simon and JJ)
(with Simon and JJ)"I thought the Jews would do it for me."
"Your mother wears a helmet on her head."
"Your mother has like four villages in New Zealand."
"Whoever made this game's mum needs a bag on her head."
—In a Tower Unite game
JJ
"My virginity is being taken.. by three Sidemen!"
—In a Rocket League game
"I just don't feel like the Mexicans would be interested in Jews."
—In a Cards Against Humanity game
"You used to lick every arse."
—In a FIFA 14 game
"This is tight..like a pussy."
—In a Supraball game
"YOU CUM BY JIZZING ON YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
—In a GTA V game
"Simon's coming into me!"
—In a GTA V game
Simon
"I do love a bit of Ethan's mum."
—In a Cards Against Humanity game
"That's why I went for Harry's virgin hole."
—In a CAH game
Tobi
"Mums absolutely love me."
—In his "Googling Myself" videocontext
"Shush before I recycle your arse!"
"—Playing Bully
"I'm a member of the KKK! Woo-hoo-hoo!"
—Playing South Park: The Stick of Truthcontext
"I thought you were gonna go for the 12-year-olds."
—To Simon in Cards Against Humanity
"Why does her butt look like wings?"
—In Draw With Friends
"Grandpa's collection of furry porn always makes me cum."
—In Cards Against Humanity
"We niggas, man."
—In Monopoly Plus
"Emon needs to die."
—In Trivial Pursuit
"I'm the Sir Alex Ferguson of Rocket League."
—In Rocket League
Vik
"Watch me, I'm a ballerina, mate."
"Simon, I beat Josh to death with a piece of meat!"
—In a Team Fortress 2 game
"I'm a frog."
—At the end of a Trivial Pursuit game
