BoJack: Jesus, you and your coffee... Wait. (realization) No... What did you put in this?!
Beatrice: It's an old family secret.
(BoJack takes out her coffee bag, which is hiding a container of amphetamine pills)
Beatrice: Take the pounds right off.
BoJack: This whole time...!
Beatrice: Just until she learned to take it herself.
[Dorcas suddenly drops dead]
Guy B: What happened to Dorcas?
Guy A: I put poison in his mutton.
They're made just for you.
A little bit of sugar.
With lots of poison too.
To this letter they convey,
I decided if there weren't
Any Shogun to receive it,
It would act as a deterrent
Since they'd have no place to leave it,
And they might go away, my lord.
Do you see what I say, my lord?
In the tea, my lord, the chrysanthemum tea,
An informal variation on the normal recipe.
Though I know my plan had merit,
It's been slow in execution.
If there's one thing you inherit,
It's your father's constitution,
And you're taking so long, my lord...
Do you think I was wrong, my lord?
No, you must let me speak,
When the Shogun is weak,
Then the tea must be strong, my lord...