Neil: Vyvyan. Is it actually possible to kill yourself with laxatives?
Vyvyan: I dunno, Neil. But I'm going to stay and find out.
Vyvyan: I dunno, Neil. But I'm going to stay and find out.
Cable: Now here's the critical part. *blah blah blah blah*
Deadpool's Childish Voice in his head: It's so BORING...!
(Deadpool starts crying, and turns to the player)
Deadpool:(to the audience) Make it STOP! (he continues crying until the player presses a button which makes Deadpool shoot himself in the head)
Cable: Dammit, Wade!
Deadpool's Childish Voice in his head: It's so BORING...!
(Deadpool starts crying, and turns to the player)
Deadpool:(to the audience) Make it STOP! (he continues crying until the player presses a button which makes Deadpool shoot himself in the head)
Cable: Dammit, Wade!
— Deadpool
Worsely: I saw a poster saying Suicide — ring the Samaritans. So this very pleasant young fellow came round and I told him I want to kill myself and could he help. He said in a very feeling voice he would certainly try. But does he hell. The bastard's always trying to stop me.
— Owners
Finn: Thanks guys. Your blood oath is now fulfilled.
Balloons: YAY! To the Mesosphere! FINALLY, WE CAN DIE!
Balloons: YAY! To the Mesosphere! FINALLY, WE CAN DIE!
A depressed guy: Depression... Depression is a terrible thing. Terrible thing. I've been depressed now for 14 years. Can't shake it off. My wife says I should kill myself, but it's just a coward's way out, you know. I did try once, though. Locked myself in the garage, started the car. Bloody thing had a catalytic converter. Came out after 7 hours with a slight headache. But mustn't grumble.
— A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Vox Pop segment
Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! WATCH AND LEA-! *CRACK*
—Spy doing a backflip off a chair just to show off one last time, Heavy is Dead
Admiral Fuji: Don't do this over just one medal!
Admiral Mifune: Shut up! I'm killing myself!
Admiral Fuji: Then can I help?
Admiral Mifune: What did you just say?!
Admiral Mifune: Shut up! I'm killing myself!
Admiral Fuji: Then can I help?
Admiral Mifune: What did you just say?!
I need a ride to the morgue
That's what 911 is for
So tag my toe and don't forget
Ooh, to close the drawer
That's what 911 is for
So tag my toe and don't forget
Ooh, to close the drawer
— Megadeth, "Skin O' My Teeth"
Swagmaster: Hey Chris! You know what time it is?!
Chris: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON'T-
Swagmaster: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
Chris: [Beat] Shit...
Swagmaster: Shining shittering SWAGNESS
Chris: I'm gonna jump.
Swagmaster: Tell me, Chris, when was the last time you let your heart decide-
[Chris jumps off the carpet to his death]
[Beat]
Swagmaster: Asshole.
Chris: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON'T-
Swagmaster: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD
Chris: [Beat] Shit...
Swagmaster: Shining shittering SWAGNESS
Chris: I'm gonna jump.
Swagmaster: Tell me, Chris, when was the last time you let your heart decide-
[Chris jumps off the carpet to his death]
[Beat]
Swagmaster: Asshole.
Jill: There's an obvious way out.
Mervyn: There are three obvious ways, actually. I could hang myself, shoot myself, or throw myself in the river.