"I can't help it man. Hands like little magnets."
— Magnet, Holes
"My name is Feiht. But most people call me 'Hey! Give that back!'"
— Feiht, Chasing the Sunset
"I love stealin'
I love takin' things"
I love takin' things"
— Bender, Futurama
"Hey ese, I'm breaking into your car!"
— Filthy Frank, "HOW TO SAY HELLO IN 30 LANGUAGES"
However, the Kulu-ya-ku can be quite irritating when left unchecked, as it goes out of its way to be a dirty little thief, and many people have reported missing items, mysteriously vanishing in the night; Kulu-ya-Ku is usually responsible.
Yondu Udonta: We're Ravagers, we got a code.
Peter Quill: Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody!
Peter Quill: Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody!
Rocket Raccoon: Question. What if I see something that I want to take, and it belongs to someone else?
Rhomann Dey: Well you will be arrested.
Rocket: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?
Dey: Still illegal.
Rocket: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand?
Rhomann Dey: Well you will be arrested.
Rocket: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?
Dey: Still illegal.
Rocket: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand?
"If it ain't bolted down, it's fair game!"
Sam: Helix, it's obvious being honest is where the big money is. From now on, we're going to be honest business men. "Honest Sam" is what they'll call me.
Helix: You've got somebody's wallet again.
Sam: This could be a problem. I have no idea how that got there.
Helix: You've got somebody's wallet again.
Sam: This could be a problem. I have no idea how that got there.
— Freefall
Rachel: So [Josh] stole a couple of bucks from me. Big deal, at least he bought me something with it. (shows off the bracelet)
Monica: That's mine!
Monica: That's mine!